Support NeoGAF

[Days like these...]

I'm sat here eating a pulled pork bbq sandwich and it's absolutely vile. All I taste is the sweetness from the BBQ sauce. What say you GAF?

 

[Ironbunny]

Never had one. I dont think they really sell pulled pork sandwhiches here but the US stuff is always kinda sweet anyways. Here in the old continent things are more salty then sweet.

 

[The Cockatrice]

You mean the bbq itself or the sauce? Neither are desserts. Thats like saying sweet chili sauce is a dessert because it's sweet. Have a blessed meal.

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[Spyxos]

Isn't the bread sweet? I've never had one before.

 

[Raven117]

If you are eating pulled pork, you should be eating a vinegar or mustard bbq sauce. Not something sweet. So… fail right there

 

[Ironbunny]

Desserts are overrated anyways. Always go full meal.

 

[March Climber]

Wait until the OP finds out that the sweetness level depends on what state and city you’re visiting.

 

[Meicyn]

These are babybacks I did last month.

Good BBQ doesn’t need sauce.

 

[Lunarorbit]

You British? No BBQ isn't a desert. It's not a dessert either. If you can't handle BBQ then I feel really sorry for you cause it's amazing.

Maybe they just slathered a ton of sauce on there and you had a bad experience.

 

[Days like these...]

You British? No BBQ isn't a desert. It's not a dessert either. If you can't handle BBQ then I feel really sorry for you cause it's amazing.

Maybe they just slathered a ton of sauce on there and you had a bad experience.

Yeah way too much sauce and way too sweet hardly any tang. I was just being hyperbolic

 

[SJRB]

BBQ sauce is fucking vile. Don't degrade good meat with that filth.

 

[Ploopmonster832]

Some of the sauces have just as much sugar as some desserts…

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Are you high?

 

[PapaEmeritus]

You mean the bbq itself or the sauce? Neither are desserts. Thats like saying sweet chili sauce is a dessert because it's sweet. Have a blessed meal.

 

[PapaEmeritus]

I'm sat here eating a pulled pork bbq sandwich and it's absolutely vile. All I taste is the sweetness from the BBQ sauce. What say you GAF?

You probably have the thick brown goop sugar sauce. A real vinegar based BBQ and this thread wouldn't exist

 

[Miles708]

BBQ sauce is fucking vile. Don't degrade good meat with that filth.

I agree, tried it twice and almost vomited. No idea how could anyone stomach let alone enjoy that stuff.

 

[Days like these...]

Are you high?

On life and Jeebus

 

[Spaceman292]

I've had BBQ that was 10% meat, and the rest was sugar syrup and carbon.

 

[Raven117]

BBQ sauce is fucking vile. Don't degrade good meat with that filth.

I… ummm…. What? All bbq sauce? Depending on the style of bbq and the sauce recipe itself, it can be very much needed and accentuates the whole dish.

Just depends.

 

[Days like these...]

Isn't the bread sweet? I've never had one before.

Potato roll for what its worth. You're thinking of Hawaiian rolls which are sweet and vile too

 

[diffusionx]

sounds like you're having bad BBQ more than anything else, sorry OP

 

[EverydayBeast]

Really like bbq.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Hawaiian rolls which are sweet and vile

 

[Lunarorbit]

Yeah way too much sauce and way too sweet hardly any tang. I was just being hyperbolic

I bought a little weber smoker last year. Meat is so expensive though. But a dry rub can be really dank.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

BBQ isnt a desert, forest or mountain.

But BBQ sauces dont have to be sweet. It's just that the typical American BBQ sauce probably is. The traditional Jerk BBQ can be mild or hot and isn't sweet at all.

 

[AJUMP23]

BBQ is amazing. You can eat pulled pork on its own or with sauce. It is all good. We have a regional sauce that is great. I like pickles on my bbq pork.


Not a desert you Crogetty old curmudgeon.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

You fucks are actually hating on bbq sauce? One of the greatest food accessories on the planet.

Wtf

 

[mitch1971]

These are babybacks I did last month.

Good BBQ doesn’t need sauce.

What did you do with the rest of the babies?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

These are babybacks I did last month.

Good BBQ doesn’t need sauce.

That would last me an hour. I can polish off two full racks of ribs with sides. And then eat another rack later in the hour.

I do that every once in a while at an all you can eat rib restaurant. lol

Edit: Maybe not all 3. Your ribs look way bigger and meatier!

 

[badblue]

I'm sat here eating a pulled pork bbq sandwich and it's absolutely vile. All I taste is the sweetness from the BBQ sauce. What say you GAF?

All this proves is you got served someone's bad BBQ.

 

[Days like these...]

All this proves is you got served someone's bad BBQ.

Obviously. Moral of the story don't eat gas station bbq

 

[Rentahamster]

BBQ is more like an artic tundra.

 

[Futaleufu]

I only use BBQ sauce to improve leftovers

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Sounds like you suck at barbecuing if your meat is like a desert, dude.

You need to trap them juices. That's FLAVOR my man.

Have a blessed day.

 

[Days like these...]

Have a blessed day.

I can't believe you all are so triggered about me not giving a shit about religion that I get this in every post.

 

[Spukc]

Coffee is vegetable soup

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I can't believe you all are so triggered about me not giving a shit about religion that I get this in every post.

I'm not triggered, I just think it was a fucking hilarious thread, so every time I see you post something, I'm immediately reminded of it. You've been immortalized in the GAF canon, I'd wear it with pride.

 

[Melon Husk]

Desert in your mouth if you overcook, yes

BBQ sauce (and ketchup) should be classified as liquid candy

 

[GloveSlap]

BBQ sauce is a very broad category. Some are delicious, others not so much.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

No it's not when applying the consensus dinner course protocol.

Break free from said consensus and have at it!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

BBQ sauce (and ketchup) should be classified as liquid candy

Indeed. It's high in sugar. Therefore I rather use vinegar based sauces like Frank's. With that said I'm a sauce lover at heart and if sauce is the only substance containing a relative sugar dense substance I don't care.

Sauce is Life.

 

[Puscifer]

BBQ sauce is fucking vile. Don't degrade good meat with that filth.

Agreed, I'll take a good marinade though. Replace the orange juice with squeezed sour orange and you'd have some great stuff.

Cuban Mojo Marinade (Mojo Criollo) - GypsyPlate

This Cuban Mojo Marinade will add a Latin flair to your grilled and baked meats. This refreshing marinade whips up in 10 minutes or less.

gypsyplate.com

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I can't believe you all are so triggered about me not giving a shit about religion that I get this in every post.

What made you not give a shit about religion? It's a complex question and you're free to ignore it ☆

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Agreed, I'll take a good marinade though. Replace the orange juice with actual sour orange juice you'd have some great stuff.

Cuban Mojo Marinade (Mojo Criollo) - GypsyPlate

This Cuban Mojo Marinade will add a Latin flair to your grilled and baked meats. This refreshing marinade whips up in 10 minutes or less.

gypsyplate.com

Indeed. The best complimentary condiments are home made. But you know the downside of said process which leads to a great % rather just buy a sauce I reckon.

 

[Days like these...]

What made you not give a shit about religion? It's a complex question and you're free to ignore it ☆

Take it to dms if you like bud

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Take it to dms if you like bud

Nah I'm good breh

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I can't believe you all are so triggered about me not giving a shit about religion that I get this in every post.

Nobody's triggered mate.

Kira is trolling lol

Love your thread ♡

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I don't eat sugar* at all and idgaf how I should eat or interpret my meals or snacks with a cultural pre decided order.


*yes sugar is present in a high% of food. I'm talking about candy, icecream, cookies etc.

 

[Dr_Salt]

Maybe in america.