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[Matlock]

Honestly, though. There's a Jewish center right off-campus doing an open house, and they're offering free bagels and coffee in the morning and barbecue the night afterwards.

Is it pushing it, going to a Jewish center just to take their free food?

 

[Fifty]

Not bad at all, unless you go there under the pretense that you are a jew, and even that's cool, unless they've got some sort of jews-only policy.

 

[Matlock]

I was just planning on going in and grabbing a bagel and coffee.

 

[DMczaf]

Dont do it Matlock!

 

[aoi tsuki]

On that note, is it bad that i want to go to a religious place just for laid?

i was invited to a single's night at a local church. Not being a Christian and all, i figure i can be pretty straightforward about it and the closet nymphos will flock to me/

Is it pushing it, going to a Christian center just to take their free virgins?

 

[commish]

On that note, is it bad that i want to go to a religious place just for laid?

i was invited to a single's night at a local church. Not being a Christian and all, i figure i can be pretty straightforward about it and the closet nymphos will flock to me/

Is it pushing it, going to a Christian center just to take their free virgins?

Do they serve breakfast in the morning?

 

[Baconäger]

BBQ, and they're jews..?

 

[Fifty]

can't you BBQ beef and shit?

 

[tenchir]

Go for it. I remember a time when I was in college I went to a ACA(Asian Christian Association) just for the food. I had to talk to a few people who wanted to convert me(including a Father), but the food was sure worth it.

can't you BBQ beef and shit?

Beef isn't kosher AFAIK.

 

[Baconäger]

Yeah, but it's not a real BBQ without swine.

 

[Mermandala]

no shame - a pink slab of tween in the morning is the holiest of holies.

 

[sc0la]

Bagels at a Jewish center? *shock*

 

[Mau_Mau]

Go for it. Back when I was in college, the campus Catholic Center had these great lunches for a couple bucks. Needless to say, everyone was a fan of the Pope for cheap lunch.

 

[sc0la]

Beef isn't kosher AFAIK.

Then whats in Hebrew National kosher hotdogs?

 

[MetatronM]

Beef isn't kosher AFAIK.

Of course beef is kosher. It's pork that isn't kosher.

Now meat and dairy in the same meal...that's not kosher. Neither is shellfish.

That said, the whole kosher thing is pretty dumb.

 

[Rorschach]

Just go fucking buy a bagel and some coffee...how hard up for cash can you be?

 

[Grubdog]

Just go fucking buy a bagel and some coffee...how hard up for cash can you be?

Why buy them when you can get them for free? Money is money.

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

Why is it supposed to be not okay!?!?

If its free,its free.

 

[Mejilan]

Lol wtf? Jews can hold BBQs you know. Lord...

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Beef isn't kosher AFAIK.

Kosher is only the way it is prepared.

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

i think you'll be okay. just say a prayer before your meal. i can't hurt...

 

[FoneBone]

You know, 95% or so of Jews don't actually keep kosher (not a real statistic, but it's just a small minority). I have no idea why people seem to think otherwise.

 

[Slurpy]

I dont see why not. I'm sure people come to our muslim events for the free food, whether they are muslim or not. And I've done the same for christian groups, etc. I won't go under false pretenses, but I'm always willing to discuss whatever they want.

 

[GG-Duo]

It's no problem. Churches expect this.

 

[sc0la]

You know, 95% or so of Jews don't actually keep kosher (not a real statistic, but it's just a small minority). I have no idea why people seem to think otherwise.

It is actually kind of funny. The best part is when a person of another religion assumes all Jews keep kosher even though they likely do not practice all of the super old tennets of their own religion

And as GG-Duo pointed out. The food is there to get you there you would never have stepped in the door otherwise.

 

[Dice]

The food is there to get you there you would never have stepped in the door otherwise.

Actually it sounds like it's suppose to get Jewish college students there. I don't see a lot of Jews evangelizing, heh. I know it talks about "God fearers" in the bible, which were basically heathens converted to Judaism, but I'm not sure if they still believe in that stuff.

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

No. In fact, i would say you are going there for all the right reasons. Bagels > religion.

 

[Matlock]

So, I went. Sat down, had some coke and bagels, and left after saying "hey" to everyone. Nice people, all

Ironically, though, there was a penny lying in the middle of the room, and nobody picked it up other than me.

 

[sefskillz]

Ironically, though, there was a penny lying in the middle of the room, and nobody picked it up other than me.

ladies and gentlemen, that's comedy.