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[The Hamburglar]

Pretending to be blind at a football stadium to get in for free.

As you approach the entrance/turnstiles to a game and hey ask for your ticket. You fumble around looking for your wallet and have a mini break down mentioning how some nice young person helped you at the hot dog stand earlier and now your wallets gone.

Instant pity washes over the person at the gate and radios in his boss. You suddenly find yourself in the best seats in the stadium.

Make sure you have sun glasses and a stick.

 

[12Goblins]

Brilliant.

 

[MachRc]

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

This ploy requires pity.

If you even get inside, you will be stuffed in the nosebleeds.

 

[Joyful]

try spinning thats a good trick

 

[Reptars Revenge]

If it works definitely. Did it work OP

 

[Rentahamster]

Make sure you have sun glasses and a stick.

Did you try spinning? That's a good trick.


edit: damn you Joyful lol

 

[nush]

No, you fake an injury and have a mate take you to a member of staff and say "He's just collapsed". They take you inside to their medical centre where you then "Recover" and your mate says he's taking you back to the car, "thanks for your help we'll take it from here". Then you sneak into the stands to watch the match instead of leaving.

( This is how a mate of mine actually sneaked into a few concerts after one time actually collapsing because of the heat while waiting to get in and found it was repeatable)

 

[BigBooper]

Since you don't have to see the game, they'll probably just sit you in the corner facing a wall anyways.

 

[haxan7]

I’m pretty sure you’d go to hell for doing that

 

[bender]

If you tried this at an NBA game, they'd hand you a referee's uniform.

 

[Kev Kev]

eh, thats kinda fucked up lol. and i doubt it would work.

im the kinda guy who would be working at the stadium, look at the blind guy and be like "sorry buddy, no can do."

 

[PSYGN]

I would escalate the situation and ask if they want to get police involved or something and they'll probably shy away and I call their fib while grabbing their cane and bashing their head with it.

 

[farmerboy]

Its not even a good thread.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[The Hamburglar]

Its not even a good thread.

Come on man.

This up there with ‘gaf why can’t I get a girl friend’ and ‘ guess what’s in my fridge’

 

[GymWolf]

I have to be honest, when i was a child we were visiting world disney in orlando and after the first day, my uncle faked of being in a wheelchair to jump the queue...

 

[UnNamed]

I have to be honest, when i was a child we were visiting world disney in orlando and after the first day, my uncle faked of being in a wheelchair to jump the queue...

 

[farmerboy]

Come on man.

This up there with ‘gaf why can’t I get a girl friend’ and ‘ guess what’s in my fridge’

You got me there. Thread redeemed.

 

[Pejo]

I literally cannot find any flaws in this plan....it may be the most perfect plan of all time.

 

[NickFire]

I would laugh my butt off if someone tried this, and got escorted to an obstructed view seat. It would be classic karma if they had to sit there and listen without trying to look around the obstruction, to avoid being accused of larceny by deception.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Reality Czar]

This up there with ‘gaf why can’t I get a girl friend’ and ‘ guess what’s in my fridge

You think discussing a hypothetical situation where you pretend to have a disability to manipulate people into giving you free things is totally normal talk? Just going to pretend you think the world actually works like this, blind people get free stuff all day long? Because you came into this with a lot of dumb assumptions.

I mean, it's a lame joke. If this is an attempt at a joke. If it actually a serious question, I dunno, find help.

There is nothing wrong about wanting to reproduce. There is nothing wrong with talking about the food you have. There is something wrong with you equating socopathic mind games to such banal and normal discussions.

 

[BigBooper]

You think discussing a hypothetical situation where you pretend to have a disability to manipulate people into giving you free things is totally normal talk? Just going to pretend you think the world actually works like this, blind people get free stuff all day long? Because you came into this with a lot of dumb assumptions.

I mean, it's a lame joke. If this is an attempt at a joke. If it actually a serious question, I dunno, find help.

There is nothing wrong about wanting to reproduce. There is nothing wrong with talking about the food you have. There is something wrong with you equating socopathic mind games to such banal and normal discussions.

 

[The Hamburglar]

You think discussing a hypothetical situation where you pretend to have a disability to manipulate people into giving you free things is totally normal talk? Just going to pretend you think the world actually works like this, blind people get free stuff all day long? Because you came into this with a lot of dumb assumptions.

I mean, it's a lame joke. If this is an attempt at a joke. If it actually a serious question, I dunno, find help.

There is nothing wrong about wanting to reproduce. There is nothing wrong with talking about the food you have. There is something wrong with you equating socopathic mind games to such banal and normal discussions.

I know you had some awful takes in politics, but get help mate.

 

[SJRB]

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Pretending to be blind at a football stadium to get in for free.

As you approach the entrance/turnstiles to a game and hey ask for your ticket. You fumble around looking for your wallet and have a mini break down mentioning how some nice young person helped you at the hot dog stand earlier and now your wallets gone.

Instant pity washes over the person at the gate and radios in his boss. You suddenly find yourself in the best seats in the stadium.

Make sure you have sun glasses and a stick.

Why would you be given the best seats in the stadium and not simply something right next to a speaker/tv so you can hear the play by play?

 

[Pegasus Actual]