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[Vieo]

No matter where I go, it never fails. Wether it's filling out applications at the DMV, sitting next to someone on the bus/train, or rolling up my sleeve to tell the time. I'm constantly being told by women "Wow! You have really nice hands!".

I mean, WTF. I'm really confused on this issue. Is this a pick up line, or do I REALLY have nice hands? And what do they mean by "nice hands"? It's not like I get manicures. I just barely remember to clip my nails. The only thing I can say about my hands is that they're completely scarless.

Do you think they mean I have girl's hands? Isn't that a bad thing? I heard women like mean to have large rough hands.

 

[MrPing1000]

it means its time to be a hand model!

 

[robertsan21]

take it as a compliment and be happy!

i get the same comment and its only posative that she tells you stuff like that!
women do like male hands that are clean and not worn out, the size of them does not matter aslong as they are soft and nice to touch they go crazy!

 

[Vieo]

it means its time to be a hand model!

LoL. Yeah right. Though, if I ever found a place around where I live that looked for hand models, I would try to get an appointment. Not to become a hand model, but to have my hands looked at by a professional so I could get the question answered once and for all.

 

[djtiesto]

I was in the laundry room in the dorms a few years ago, and some girl told me that I did a really nice job folding my clothes. Weirdest line a girl ever used on me

Man, why didn't I try to hit that (she was pretty cute from what I remember)???

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I wouldn't know my hands look like they fell out of the cryptkeeper's pussy.

 

[snaildog]

My skin is very soft and feminine over nearly my whole body (just my palms and soles are rough). Girls always comment on it and seem to love it, and some say they're jealous because it's nice than theirs, haha. So yeah the whole theory of women being attracted to cavemen doesn't seem to hold all the time.

 

[Pimpwerx]

It means the want your thick, meaty fingers probing their insides. I say the next time you hear that, just jump right in a quick shocker. Just hope she's not wearing one of them Swedish pussy blades. :lol PEACE.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Wear Gloves!! It Will Confuse Them Into Bed With You!!

 

[Foreign Jackass]

i get the same comment and its only posative that she tells you stuff like that!

Look at ME! I'M so beautiful! Don't you wish you were ME? I love ME, who do you love?? ME ME ME!

Fucking whore.

 

[Funky Papa]

I wuv the OT :lol

 

[dem]

I am also a member of the girly hands club.

Upon noticing my hands.. the topic usually turns to "Have you ever done a day of work in your life??" :lol


=(

 

[robertsan21]

Look at ME! I'M so beautiful! Don't you wish you were ME? I love ME, who do you love?? ME ME ME!

Fucking whore.

looks who is acting like a donkey.

 

[Mr Gump]

 

[whytemyke]

my hands am mangled from football

 

[Mr Gump]

The last time a girl said i had nice hands i was lying in bed naked with her.

COININCIDENCE!?!! I THINK NOT!!

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

 

[olimario]

I think they tell you that because of your French Manicure, not because they're attracted to you.

 

[beaglebot]

I can't believe no one has said it already:

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PIXXX

 

[heavy liquid]

i get the same comment and its only posative that she tells you stuff like that!
women do like male hands that are clean and not worn out, the size of them does not matter aslong as they are soft and nice to touch they go crazy!

Women are always telling me size doesn't matter, but I know they're lying! Wait...

 

[robertsan21]

Women are always telling me size doesn't matter, but I know they're lying! Wait...

:lol :lol

 

[kgHavok23]

Wear Gloves!! It Will Confuse Them Into Bed With You!!

:lol You're logic is flawless :lol

 

[Ristamar]

I am also a member of the girly hands club.

Upon noticing my hands.. the topic usually turns to "Have you ever done a day of work in your life??" :lol

I'm kinda fond of my girly hands. They're large hands, but they're rather smooth and unblemished with long, slender fingers. I had started to develop some calluses from weightlifting, but about a year ago I bought some gloves, and now it's as if they were never there.

 

[Dsal]

I am also a member of the girly hands club.

Upon noticing my hands.. the topic usually turns to "Have you ever done a day of work in your life??" :lol

I get the same thing. I have pillowy soft unblemished programmer hands. For some reason my wife shows them off to other people... wtf. I've actually been at parties where three women are all fondling my hands at once. "Look how soft and smooth they are ooooh..."

But the tone of voice they're using is more like "look at this adorable baby," or "i love your purse Kate." I just get the uncomfortable George Micheal Bluth face when they do that.

 

[scorcho]

take it as a compliment and be happy!

i get the same comment and its only posative that she tells you stuff like that!
women do like male hands that are clean and not worn out, the size of them does not matter aslong as they are soft and nice to touch they go crazy!

you need to have a sticky topic on this site where you dole out tips every single week on how to diddle only the best of women. nice hands, check. what next?

 

[miyuru]

Look at ME! I'M so beautiful! Don't you wish you were ME? I love ME, who do you love?? ME ME ME!

Fucking whore.

You haters really piss me off. Stay out of threads that are doing fine without your input.

 

[android]

Just tell them you use lots of lub....lotion. Yeah lotion. You can explain that.

 

[J2 Cool]

 

[Folder]

No matter where I go, it never fails. Wether it's filling out applications at the DMV, sitting next to someone on the bus/train, or pulling down my pants to scratch my sack. I'm constantly being told by women "Wow! You have really nice balls!".

I mean, WTF. I'm really confused on this issue. Is this a pick up line, or do I REALLY have nice balls? And what do they mean by "nice balls"? It's not like I get them pollished. I just barely remember to clip my foreskin. The only thing I can say about my balls is that they're completely round.

Do you think they mean I have girl's balls? Isn't that a bad thing? I heard women like mean to have large rough balls.

Fixed.

 

[MIMIC]

Fixed.

Foreskin. :lol