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LFO - Summer Girls

"Summer Girls"

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets <-has nothing to do with anything!!
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

I mean, c'mon its just a bunch of incoherent jargin that rhymes. Yet they had a video on MTV and probably sold a ton of CDs. Is it because they were hot preppy dudes?? I just...don't understand!
 
Cuz it was catchy, maybe? I mean look at you, it obviously caught your attention in some way shape or form, you're still talking about it years later... :lol
 
It may be a strong front runner for worst song ever.

But change the one line to "Chinese food makes me shit" and I'll at least be slightly amused, removing it from contention.
 
The Genius Band Trapt singing their wonderful song Headstrong! said:
Circling your head contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth I got a doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy you want to make a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads
yeah
Well that's over
I see your motives inside
decisions to hide
Back off IÂ’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off IÂ’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
This is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away
Visions manifest your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you're full of shit and that's all right
That's how you play I guess you get through every night
Now that's over
I see your fantasy you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads
Well that's over
I see your motives inside
and your decisions to hide
Back off IÂ’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on any one
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong, weÂ’re headstrong
Back off IÂ’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
and This is not where you belong
where you belong
I canÂ’t give everything away
this is not where you belong
I wonÂ’t give everything away
I know I know all about
I know I know all about
I know I know all about
I know I know all about
Your motives inside
and your decision to hide
Back off IÂ’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong,weÂ’re headstrong
Back off IÂ’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
and this is not where you belong
where you belong
this is not where you belong
I canÂ’t give everything away
This is not where you belong
I wonÂ’t give everything away
where you belong
this is not where you belong

If this song doesn't touch your soul, nothing will.
 
It's bad but there is a worse one. I can't remember it right now though dang it. In the video they are riding freakin scooters around the beach and the chick in the band has a lollipop in her mouth the whole time. She jumps in with some stupid line every now and then, such a bad tune.
 
Truelize said:
It's bad but there is a worse one. I can't remember it right now though dang it. In the video they are riding freakin scooters around the beach and the chick in the band has a lollipop in her mouth the whole time. She jumps in with some stupid line every now and then, such a bad tune.

That song was terrible. It's Steal My Sunshine.
 
Because Billy Joel made some really stupid references in the song.

And Summer Girls is an awesome song. Good times, indeed. :p
 
Tuvoc said:
LFO - Summer Girls

"Summer Girls"

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Repeat Chorus]

I mean, c'mon its just a bunch of incoherent jargin that rhymes. Yet they had a video on MTV and probably sold a ton of CDs. Is it because they were hot preppy dudes?? I just...don't understand!


It was funny when Eminem dissed that chorus in one of his songs though.

New kids on the block suck a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait till I catch all you faggots in public
I'mma love it
 
I find songs like 'We didn't start the fire' pretty annoying because of all the name-dropping as a means to get the point across. I don't think it's one of the worst, it's just really bad.

That 'Summer Girls' song on the other hand is so fuckin bad that it should be banned from getting stuck in my head. Thanks for bringing the pain, guys.
 
No matter what that song is, it can't possibly be worse than the annoying frog song which came out recently and that I've I heard was actually the #1 single in UK couple of months ago. I think any kid with Atari ST could have made that crap 10 years ago.
- open AxelF.wav
- Put some frog burps over it
...
- Profit
 
There has never been any question, as far as I'm concerned. Whenever anybody talks about bad songs, "Summer Girls" by LFO is the always the first thing that comes to mind. Just pure shit on every level. Fuck you LFO.

Just look at these douchebags.
lfo.jpg
 
ToxicAdam said:
1975 .. I know, I am old.


I actually think "Steal My Sunshine" is fun summer song.

It really is. I'm pretty sure both those songs were out at the same time too. The girl from Len was pretty good looking as I remember.
 
Crazy Town's "Butterfly" could certainly give all of these songs a run for their money.

Also notable: Adema "The Way You Like It"

Sooooo bad.
 
I hate Butterfly with a passion. Because they took an awesome RHCP instrumental ('Pretty Little Ditty' ((download it now!!)) and used it as thier own.

I was driving in my car yesterday, listening to an old Chili Peppers CD and it came on. "Oh, they ripped off that "Butterfly" song" says my wife. ::anger building inside me::
 
Yeah, she deserved a slap for that. Heh.

"Uptown Girl" is much worse than "We didn't start the fire". I mean they're both bad songs, but "Uptown Girl" has BJ singing "why-yie-yie". Awful.
 
The rap song on the Boost Mobile commercial. I like the "Poser Mobile" commercials because those ads are just going to attract poser white kids to Boost Mobile.
 
My World by Guns N' Roses, Revolution 9 by The Beatles. Those are a couple horrible songs by bands I like.
There are entire genres I can't stand, though. Country... my God, the horror. I can't believe that I live in a country where Toby Keith has a career.
 
I don't think I've heard Summer Girls.

But I like 2 other songs with the word "Summer". Cruel Summer and Summer of 69.
 
bishoptl said:
No.

The two worst songs ever recorded...in the history of music...are contained right here.

Download at your own risk.

That is all.

I dunno, I'd rather listen to that to laugh at than Kanye West or 50 Cent.

We should have a thread on the best crap-core songs.

I vote for "On and On" by German Cars versus American Homes.

MP3
 
Jack and Diane is very bad, so is that song, "I grew up in a small town," and of course that song that says. "you are a rock and roll superstar." They all sound the same and they are all terrible.

Also anytihng by Korn, on those soft rock variety stations, current Punk Rock.
 
Guzim said:
Hulkster in Heaven is a great song!

I read it in the papers
I saw it on TV
I guess there'll be one empty seat
When I wrestle at Wembley
I used to tear my shirt
But now you've torn my heart

I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start (right from the staaaaart)

CHORUS:
You were my friend
I'll see you again (This is not the end)
When The Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven! Heaven! Heaveeeeeeen!)
We'll tag up again (again,again)
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac
(A friend to the end, I'll see you again)
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again

You were my friend
I'll see you again (I will see you again)

When I climb back in the ring
You know we'll win this fight
I wish you were here at ringside
To cheer me on tonight
The spotlight now grows dim
And now it's not on me
The prayers we said together
Are still our guarantee

CHORUS

You were my friend (You...were...my...frieeeend!)
I'll see you again
(The world just lost, the world just lost)
(My friend, he's my friend)
You were my friend (Yoooou were)
I'll see you again (I'll see you)
When The Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven! Heeeeeeeaven!)
We'll tag up again (...again)
The world just lost (just lost) another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (bring you back,bring you back again)
The world just lost (just lost) another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love (his love) could bring you back again (his love)

(You were my frieeeeeeeeend)



...if thats not bad enough, now imagine Hulk Hogan singing it.
 
Definately a contender.

As is "The Reason" and Finger Eleven's "One Thing."

And a handful of Nickelback songs.

Restless tonight
Cause I wasted the light
Between both these times
I drew a really thin line
ItÂ’s nothing I planned
And not that I can
But you should be mine
Across that line

[Chorus:]
If I traded it all
If I gave it all away for one thing
Just for one thing
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing
WouldnÂ’t that be something

I promise I might
Not walk on by
Maybe next time
But not this time

Even though I know
I donÂ’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds

[Chorus x2]

Even though I know
I donÂ’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds

Even though I know
I donÂ’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds

[Chorus x3]
 
Those "Simple Plan" guys are even worse. I'm still not quite sure what it is that they're whining about. The millions they make must make for a hard life.
 
Gibbo said:
Yes. I was just about to post her song about 'London, Paris , To-kee-o-Yo"

That song is so bad that it makes me angry. It's like something a 6-year-old would make-up in their head while standing in the timeout corner.
 
MIMIC said:
That song is so bad that it makes me angry. It's like something a 6-year-old would make-up in their head while standing in the timeout corner.

Exactly. And don't get me started on her 'Let the Rain fall down' song. The lyrics doesnt even make any sense!
 
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