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[Kobun Heat]

Inspired by the Guitar Hero thread, I present to you the Engrish instructions that came with my third-party Drummania controller. Do not read while drinking milk.

 

[Dragmire]

"While your playing, please take care of the others around you."

"This products is nice machine."

"Please attetion don't hit your foot while you move special playing_station for it is heavy."

:lol

 

[JackFrost2012]

"Before you let your children to use this product, for god's sake you must teach your children how to use."

 

[bobble]

"Please make attention not to trouble your neighbors while your playing"

 

[Stryder]

So ahh, just how would one go about reconstructing your controller for avert damagement. Are they talking about making a weapon out of it? :lol

 

[Dsal]

"Homologous"... nice. It's funny how many hackneyed translations include some giant latinate that few native speakers know the meaning of. A translated French game design I was reading once had "lugubrious" in it.

This would be a good time to bring out the ol' Saiyan Ways and Means good times with some "grown man tatelage"

 

[pestul]

"Before you let your children to use this product, for god's sake you must teach your children how to use."

:lol

 

[Brofist]

"For got's sake, please confirm the content of the box, bought time and shop name, for the first time while you use it"

And no I didn't make a mistake and type got's by accident

 

[Archaix]

:lol

"please don't make rough actions like falling to ground"

Also, "please don't thrust drum's surface with special drum pole" sounds naughty.

edit: Dsal, what the hell? That's not even engrish, that's just the insane ramblings of a mental patient allowed to sit at a computer for too long. Needs switches shoving NO!

 

[Nikashi]

Inspired by the Guitar Hero thread, I present to you the Engrish instructions that came with my third-party Drummania controller. Do not read while drinking milk.

So how much did that cost, anyways?

 

[neptunes]

:lol

 

[GaimeGuy]

:lol

 

[Drakken]

Haha, very nice. :lol

 

[Unison]

"Don't discompose the 'X' of shelf of the special performance platform."

OKAY, I WILL BE SURE NOT TO DO THAT! :lol

 

[Wario64]

hilarious

"The nut and protecting map of this product are belong to small article, make attention not to let your children eat it"

 

[joshschw]

they use the same translators as XS Games it seems...

 

[Dsal]

That's not even engrish, that's just the insane ramblings of a mental patient allowed to sit at a computer for too long. Needs switches shoving NO!

Yeah for that Dragonball toy one, it's clear no one at the company even spoke english at all. It's as if they ran the instructions through babelfish and just left it at that.