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[darkangel-212559]

As above. I'm old. I think.

Roast me on my birthday! XD

 

[-Arcadia-]

Hahaha. I'll let the others handle that. Happy birthday friend. ^ _ ^

 

[Birdo]

Your avatar is a console that died young. Shame you didn't follow in it's footsteps.

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Happy Birthday!

 

[Xaero Gravity]

We're having this roast tonight to help Darkangel live out one of his biggest sexual fantasies. Have a bunch of strangers shit all over him.

Happy birthday, you old fuck.

And go back to bed -Arcadia-

 

[Virex]

As above. I'm old. I think.

Roast me on my birthday! XD

Oh goodie, one more year to annoy everyone on NeoGAF. Happy Birthday I guess!

 

[Tesseract]

happy birthday, welcome to the 33 club

you are now basically at your physical prime, it will never get better

 

[jufonuk]

Happy birthday, you are now 7 years away from 40, mwhahahahhaha I laugh but I'm 41 soon 42 hahahhahahha

 

[captainraincoat]

You so old that if you took a naked picture of yourself and sent it to Resetera they would say its too old by about 28 years

 

[ThatStupidLion]

33 is old. Welcome to the suck

 

[Starlight Lotice]

I was 30 almost 3 weeks ago, where is my recognition?

You're old because you are older than me! There is my Roast!

 

[JimiNutz]

I can't roast you because your bumhole is too small for me to get my cock in and your Dad said that he refuses to stick his dick in your mouth with all those decaying teeth (now that you're so old).

If we can't get our dicks in your mouth and ass then how are we supposed to spit roast you?!

Happy Birthday and all but please fix your teeth and stretch your bumhole out a bit for next year so that your Dad and I can give you a proper Birthday roast little piggy.

 

[King of Foxes]

Happy birthday Darkangel always remember that two wrongs don't make a right, we look to your parents as an example.

 

[MisterHero]

Play some Dreamcast ya jerk!

 

[The Cockatrice]

Happy Birthday.

 

[JimmyRustler]

Can't find that funny WoW forum birthday post of this old dude for the life of me. God damn it...

Anyway, happy birthday old. Hit meself 33 only 4 months ago. I would like to roast you with an age joke but I look and feel better than ever with 33 so I can't. You're in your prime mate. Enjoy it.

 

[bucyou]

pretty sure OP meant he wants to be spit roasted

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Enjoy the crucifixion!

 

[KOMANI]

Jesus died at 33, what have you done? Oh right... bought a gaf gold membership. You stud.

 

[DESTROYA]

darkangel-212559
To the member I barely know, fuck off from the bottom of my heart.
33 years old is ancient so don't forget to drink your prune juice it helps keep you regular and helps digestion prunes are also high in fiber, which helps prevent hemorrhoids brought on by constipation. ... isn't it fun getting old.
New stats show a man doesn't peak sexually until he's 30 or so you still have time to loose your v card if you can scrounge up enough money for crack whore on the corner. Don't wear a condom , I hear you have immunity to any STD's if it's your first time so your good......100% fact.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[HarryKS]

Don't know who you are.

 

[Tesseract]

you wanna get roasted here's a roasting, don't give out your birthday on the internet

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

You're a little over 5.5 years younger than me. Fuck you.

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[Prison Mike]

 

[darkangel-212559]

LOL. Thank you! Keep them coming guys. Who ever gifted me a gold sub for Gaf THANK YOU! That's incredibly generous and kind of you!

 

[Slings and Arrows]

You're a cunt.

No, that's not fair. Cunts are useful.

Happy Birthday, you old fuck. Only 40 more years until you die from being overworked

 

[darkangel-212559]

Jesus died at 33, what have you done? Oh right... bought a gaf gold membership. You stud.

I didn't even buy it hahaha. Jokes on YOU. "

 

[drganon]

Look at all the rock stars who died at 27. You're 33 and have yet to get a platinum record. Get to work.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Bitch I'm 34, nobody cares.



Happy birthday, btw.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I really hate it when someone does a "Roast Me!" Challenge.

Happy birthday, sensei.

 

[EviLore]

Happy birthday darkangel.

 

[lethial]

Who?.gif

 

[Airbus Jr]

Had my own birthday too last week

Im 32...cant believe im that old now...

Were getting older here...

Its..Inevitable....

We can still ride another 2 or 3 console generation...

Life is great..enjoy every moment you have with the person you love....

 

[King of Foxes]

LOL. Thank you! Keep them coming guys.

Dont tell us what to do, that would be like me going round to your house and knocking the sailors cocks out of your mouth while telling you what to post

 

[triplestation]

bitch your balls are wrinkly as hell I bet just like mine lmao

 

[Mr Hyde]

The fact that your username is darkangel-212559 suggests you just turned 14 instead of 33.

 

[Ellis]

Happy Birthday!

Enjoy it as if it were your last, because it is.

 

[brap]

your gay

happy b day

 

[brap]

Bitch I'm 34, nobody cares.



Happy birthday, btw.

 

[Bonfires Down]

You're stupid and ugly.

BURN

 

[Richard Packer]

You are most likely a fat, mouth-breathing American fuck on par with the bulbous MiyazakiHatesKojima . You are also most likely an evil Trump supporting white male. The worst of all sins.

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Happy Birthday dude

Fuck you MHK

 

[The Giant]

You look like a gorilla with down syndrome.

You remind me of a dead Robin Williams. Not funny.

 

[haxan7]

Halfway to pure evil!

 

[Macapala]

You suck!

Let that sink in... bitch.

 

[MetalAlien]

The universe cocked the hammer on the gun it has at it's temple the day you were born.

Happy birthday.

 

[Insane Metal]

 

[Insane Metal]

In all seriousness though, happy birthday man. Nice avatar, too.

 

[Husky]

33 and still playing video games? Some people just don't know how to grow up.


It hurt to type that. Happy birthday!

 

[LegendOfKage]

Happy Birthday.

 

[darkangel-212559]

In all seriousness though, happy birthday man. Nice avatar, too.

Thanks dude! My favourite console of all time! So many great memories!

 

[Shifty]

Wow those black letterbox bars in your avatar. Talk about socks and sandals

Happy Birthday!