My neighbor offered me some Moonshine

Reminds me of the time I went to Mexico with my parents and we went on a tour of some villages(which was great) and they were selling some kind of "tequila" moonshine by the ice cream pail. We never bought any but I always wondered what it was like.

Mezcal helado most likely.. is a traditional Mexican spirit made from the fermented and distilled juice of the agave plant.

However, probably best you didn't try it. In certain areas, cartels lure kids and vulnerable people to try the ice cream not knowing its potent as fuck and the next think you know you're in the back of a sedan being hauled off for ransom. Yes, this shit goes down more than you would think.

It does taste pretty good though.
 
Hell Yeah Cmt GIF by Redneck Island


There are a million safe ways to get drunk. Can't imagine why you would want to risk an unsafe one.

Pussy.
 
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