yo, this shit can't be real...
edit:
and this one is too good:
"I have a lot to confess.
I like to flash random women my cock. It feels so good when I get a response from the girl at the drive through jackn'thebox. There I am stroking it as she hands me an oreo shake and a small side of fries. She wasnt very convincing as, half laughing, she told me it was "wrong". One checkout lady just turned around to two co-workers behind her and said,"this kid has his dick out", with about as much enthusiasm as if I showed her a three dollar bill.
Its kind of ridiculus.
One time I got a little carried away and showed my cock to a fourteen yr old girl. She was numb to it - didnt stare, didnt say anything, hardly reacted at all except with this really wierd look on her face. Afterwards I realized she had probably heard about kidnapped little girls that got sexually molested or worse, and that the wierd look on her face was fear. I felt really bad about that one. I hope she realizes that I was comepletely harmless.
Ive thought things through a little more since that. "
and this one:
"sometimes during rush hour on the subway when i have to fart i hold it in until just before i get off then let it go while i'm stepping off the train."
priceless:
"the 1st time i ever fingered someone, was my 1st proper girlfreind.
we were sat in the dark, after i put my fingers in, i smelt them, and they smelt really nasty, like strong eggs.
but for some weird reason, i tried to put my finger in her mouth so she would suck it.
she closed her mouth and wouldnt let me, so i wiped my finger all under her nose.
this was 15 years ago but i still wonder if she thinks i'm a sicko,as she must have had some vaginal infection.but im just a normal guy. i have never told anyone that ever. thanks."