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[Prospero]

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Plus a bonus political commentary:

Thirteen members of the U.S. Congress have sent a formal letter to the UN Secretary General requesting that the UN supervise the upcoming presidential elections. Declaring that President Bush "stole the [2000] election," Florida Representative Corrine Brown said, "We need to make sure that it doesn't happen again."

[...]These foreign organizations such as the UN are filled with members who are hostile to the gospel. Once we give them a say in the way we run our government, they will surely begin to lobby for elimination of our freedom to witness.

 

[8bit]

 

[Warm Machine]

Jack Chick is insane.

 

[Prospero]

8bit: I have no idea what that panel is, but it scares hell out of me. It's even scarier than this:

 

[Keio]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

This is, of course, a classic tract.

But OMG, all this stuff is so scary. Not all people read these for a laugh.

 

[8bit]

8bit: I have no idea what that panel is, but it scares hell out of me. It's even scarier than this:

Nor have I, I clicked through and found a page of tracts in various languages. One of which is Blue Hmong.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1609/1609_01.asp

Using just pictures and very few words, this tract shows that Jesus is the only way to obtain eternal life. Great for children!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Personally, I like the Cthulhu Tract best, but I don't think Jack did it...

 

[shoplifter]

Wait a damn minute...didn't Chick bitch about Santa in another tract? Now he's fucking USING IT with Little Susy?

 

[Prospero]

Nor have I, I clicked through and found a page of tracts in various languages. One of which is Blue Hmong.

OMG--I actually thought that the words at the bottom of that picture were some sort of cryptogram, like the puzzles you see in the morning newspaper. I spent about ten minutes sitting at my desk trying to work it out.

 

[fennec fox]

This isn't as good as the old Halloween tract, which someone pinned on my car's windshield wiper the other day along with a notice that I was parked too close to the curb cut for her (I'm assuming her) liking.

 

[calder]

I want to play D&D again just so I can make an homage thief character named Black Leaf. Then when Black Leaf dies everyone can tell me I don't exist anymore and to get the hell out of the room. And so I can call the DM "Ms. Frost".

 

[Bizarro Sun Yat-sen]

The girl is named Buffy, awesome.

 

[dem]

This comic should win the xprize


CAUSE ITS 100 KM OVER MY HEAD


HA HA

 

[Claus]

Kind of weird to see him use "cuz".

 

[calder]

I'm pretty sure crazy ol' Jack doesn't write them anymore, they just seem to lack that little bit of extra batshit crazy the old ones had. He's gotta be like 80 by now, I'm sure he has a couple of assitants or something drawing new ones in his "style". But his last one sucked artisitically, the Buffy girl looked like a damn Monchichi. Nice casual mention of "the vampire shows" though.

And of course, the evil woman in charge is a "Ms." once again. Damned feminist witches!