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[Boomer]

I searched all over the information superhighway for the contents of this delicious concoction but I can't find it. I've heard tales of deer blood. Anybody know?

 

[kumanoki]

I searched all over the information superhighway for the contents of this delicious concoction but I can't find it. I've heard tales of deer blood. Anybody know?

Pure unadulterated DEATH.

Seriously, I know it had extract of licorice.

 

[Socreges]

Flames from the fiery depths of hell.

And ginger.

 

[border]

Why the hell do people think that deer blood is in it? Just because a deer is on the label?

Pssttt....I hear that they put the blood of a blonde with big tits in St. Pauli Girl!

 

[GDGF]

I heard the deer blood thing too. I'm sure it's not true, though.

It is a magical elixir, though. Even though I hate licorice, I love me some Jagermeister!

 

[GDGF]

Pssttt....I hear that they put the blood of a blonde with big tits in St. Pauli Girl!

*orders a keg of St Pauli Girl.

 

[SlickWilly223]

I had a thread about this once before, I think. I can't remember the answer, probably because of all that Jagermeister

 

[Loki]

this delicious concoction...

"Delicious concoction" is the last thing I'd call it, but to each his own.

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me that you're fond of the taste of Rumplemints.

 

[kumanoki]

What is it about Jaeger that fvcks you up only after you've stopped drinking?

"Thirteen shots of Jaeger? Pssst! No prob!" *Puts bottle down* "Woah mahhhn I'm shhhitty-asss drurnk. Kqushnpffht. Ahhhhrfhchfd. Buh. Buh. Buhwjerecsh." *Falls to floor*

 

[xsarien]

Actual exchange between me and a "waitress" in a strip club outside Chicago:

Waitress: Want to try a Grape Kamikazi?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: I, uh...you know, I don't know.
Me: Perfect!

 

[Boomer]

What is it about Jaeger that fvcks you up only after you've stopped drinking?

"Thirteen shots of Jaeger? Pssst! No prob!" *Puts bottle down* "Woah mahhhn I'm shhhitty-asss drurnk. Kqushnpffht. Ahhhhrfhchfd. Buh. Buh. Buhwjerecsh." *Falls to floor*

I think its because it tastes so good you just chug the stuff before the alcohol is able to take effect.

 

[Triumph]

I searched all over the information superhighway for the contents of this delicious concoction but I can't find it. I've heard tales of deer blood. Anybody know?

The ground up dust from the bones of drunken Germans.

 

[hobart]

Jager happens to be in my favorite shot to buy a female:

Jager -- Peach Schnapps -- Cranberry = Red Headed Slut

Beautiful thing, them sluts.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Actual exchange between me and a "waitress" in a strip club outside Chicago:

Waitress: Want to try a Grape Kamikazi?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: I, uh...you know, I don't know.
Me: Perfect!

Classic. Wouldn't a grape kamikaze be a normal kamikaze minus the lime juice but with some grape cordial instead?

 

[hobart]

Kamikaze:

Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice... and yes, you would sub the grape for the Lime... a syrup or grape juice will suffice... I'm unaware of any grape liquers off the top of my head.

 

[Eminem]

best drink for women is jungle juice. fifth of everclear, fifth of peach shnapps, add a bunch of koolaid. tastes really good, but that everclear will, you know, fuck them up.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Kamikaze:

Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice... and yes, you would sub the grape for the Lime... a syrup or grape juice will suffice... I'm unaware of any grape liquers off the top of my head.

There's a grape Pucker IIRC. And Ciroc vodka is distilled from grapes. Damn, i could go for some vodka right now.

 

[AntoneM]

speaking of, pour a double shot, 1/2 Jager, 1/2 grape pucker and a spritz of 7up or sprite. It taste just like a grap bottle cap (you know those bottle cap shaped candies).

 

[explodet]

I believe "Truth Serum" is in the ingredients somewhere.
I've also heard rumors about an opiate in Jager, which is one of the reasons it fucks people up so much and so well.

Anyway, here's Snopes' take on it:
http://www.snopes.com/business/secret/jagermeister.asp

Jägermeister is made from 56 herbs, roots, and spices, none of which is blood. Once the 56 ingredients are measured and ground, they are reduced to macerates (extracts) by being steeped in a mixture of cold water and alcohol for two to three days. After the resulting extract has been filtered, it is stored in oak barrels for a period of not less than one year. At the end of this storage time, the extract is filtered once more, mixed with liquid sugar, caramel, alcohol, and water, and filtered yet again. The resultant brew is then ready for bottling.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Jager is candy in a bottle *hugs bottle*