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[SallyIsNow]

We're all born to die dudes

 

[Heroman]

Shoot, I the only one drunk right now?

 

[SallyIsNow]

Shoot, I the only one drunk right now?

I'm kinda there. Almost.

 

[Zach]

I was born to run, OwensIsNow.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Heel Michael Cole is the worst commentator of all time. There is no arguing this!

 

[Raw64life]

Nicholas Cage, with fan

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Shoot, I the only one drunk right now?

I'm about to pop a bottle of champagne.

I was drunk last night.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Heroman, do you know when you'll be revealing the results of the Carny Awards?

Or did they happen and I missed it?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I've decided Vince McMahon is absolutely the worst commentator of all time. And before one of you jabronies tries to throw some Michael Cole, Otunga, JBL, whatever shit at me, those are still Vince McMahon. They are extensions of Vince McMahon. And Cole has actually been decent the last few times I listened to Raw since the other two millennial doofuses do all the heel/face overexaggerations for him now.

Right below him is Josh Matthews and Matt Striker. Everyone else ranges from OK to Great. Ventura is on top, obviously.

Bob Caudle was worse to me.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Shoot, I the only one drunk right now?

Let me see. You ok with HHH?

 

[Carnby]

I've decided Vince McMahon is absolutely the worst commentator of all time. And before one of you jabronies tries to throw some Michael Cole, Otunga, JBL, whatever shit at me, those are still Vince McMahon. They are extensions of Vince McMahon. And Cole has actually been decent the last few times I listened to Raw since the other two millennial doofuses do all the heel/face overexaggerations for him now.

Right below him is Josh Matthews and Matt Striker. Everyone else ranges from OK to Great. Ventura is on top, obviously.

You're nuts! Vince was great... In a so bad its good way.

 

[Data West]

Dory Funk & Jack Brisco threw the best worked punches. The quality of worked strikes deteriorated, then Bret happened, then they deteriorated again. Now it's just all either 'we can't fake it so just do it stiff' or it just looks super fake

 

[Heroman]

Let me see. You ok with HHH?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk HHH

 

[serenewarfare]

Finally nailed down the order for my GOTY list. Now just need to do the write-up.

Heel Michael Cole is the worst commentator of all time. There is no arguing this!

Let me tell you about a man named Josh Matthews...

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Todd Grisham has a special place in my heart for being terrible for his 'enthusiasm' during Christian's ECW/WWE return in 2009.

 

[Kurita]

Todd Grisham has a special place in my heart for being terrible for his 'enthusiasm' during Christian's ECW/WWE return in 2009.

"It's... It's Christian"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Z3Rt6851w

 

[sf2fanatic]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk HHH

Your still sober

 

[Data West]

If I counted one-off commentators then Shawn Michaels is actually the worst

holy hell he was so terrible that even Heenan and Monsoon couldn't do anythign with him

 

[Zach]

 

[SallyIsNow]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk HHH

Yeyeyeye

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Do you think Heenan could have worked with Bayley?

Let me tell you about a man named Josh Matthews...

He was bad, but Heel Cole was so pervasive he drove me from the product in 2011.

 

[Zach]

What about Brian Christopher doing color?

Lord Jesus.

 

[Data West]

Instead of someone covering WCW 2000s for the 18th billion time, a better option would be to cover the TNA Asylum years

Do you think Heenan could have worked with Bayley?

He probably would have implied she was slow

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

That's the look of a woman who's wondering why the fuck she has to do this storyline.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Speaking of bad commentary, what's up with this Zachhh jabronie?

 

[Kaladin]

How did I make the list? I barely posted last month.

I'm enjoying my annual ritual of watching CNN anchors ring in the new year being a mix of uncomfortable and drunk while hosting a new years eve special.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Here's to less goddamn WCW/WWF 2000 reviews in 2017, which every goddamn member of this community has made at least twice

Shit, I think started a blog on grading all episodes in 2000 of Thunder, I probably don't even realize it

 

[Man God]

Instead of someone covering WCW 2000s for the 18th billion time, a better option would be to cover the TNA Asylum years

He probably would have implied she was slow

WCW 1999 is also woefully uncovered.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

Happy New year's wrasslegaf.

 

[Data West]

There he is

The most handsome man in wrestling history

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Down where, you ask? You know where.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

Aj styles is the one thing wwe is incapable of ruining.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Aj styles is the one thing wwe is incapable of ruining.

We just entered 2017, you tryna jinx it?

 

[Heroman]

Aj styles is the one thing wwe is incapable of ruining.

They haven't tried yet friend.

 

[Data West]

Pictured: a mark

 

[Rockandrollclown]

We just entered 2017, you tryna jinx it?

He's gonna lose to cena and be the one guy not buried by it.

 

[The Silver]

Pictured: a mark

in 2017 we should vow to never use that horrible horrible slur again


I'm snitching

 

[Data West]

Nice frog splash

 

[sf2fanatic]

Pictured: a mark

Poor DM getting exposed

 

[Data West]

Ed Ferrara might be as bad as Vince. He's absolutely disgusting for sure.

I'd put Mark Madden lower but I have a soft spot for every time he sucked up to Scott Steiner.

 

[Data West]

Jarrett is one carny fuck holy shit. Who do you tihnk this is?

You'd be wrong!

 

[Professor Beef]

Medium Mad Butt Father

 

[Sweeney Tom]

This year is already better than last year, and I hope everyone has a great day and great moments with any loved ones (friends, family, and/or significant others) today

 

[Professor Beef]

This year is already better than last year, and I hope everyone has a great day and great moments with any loved ones (friends, family, and/or significant others) today

-rolls you up-

 

[Data West]

yell if you can hear my voice

 

[Heroman]

yell if you can hear my voice

Woo!!!!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Jarrett is one carny fuck holy shit. Who do you tihnk this is?

You'd be wrong!

 

[Professor Beef]

yell if you can hear my voice

all i care about are my girls and my curls

 

[Data West]

the best thing is, rick is in the match

 

[UrbanDandy]

Who's this Peter Mark guy from the TLC gif?