The Golden Thong Award!
What?
The Golden Thong Award!
There used to be Diva awards for some catwalk competition. That was the trophy.You laugh now but when John Cena and the funky bunch fight the Eeeeeeeeeeevil Kane and set in battle to defend the work district of downtown Angel Grove. Let's see you laugh then
In other news
I am currently playing/streaming some old PS2 games and I go to check out my data on my PS2 memory card and I look and I see something weird for Smackdown :HCTP
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what the fuck? Trophy ass?
I don't believe that was Attitude Era.Attitude Era, mofo!
Respect that trophy.
What?
I don't believe that was Attitude Era.
That would be WM 13-WM 17, and this happened afterwards.
Is there a set date of when the Attitude Era ended? I go by "Whens the last time you saw a thong (on purpose) on TV?"
The attitude era isn't defined by parental ratings. If that were the case, then the attitude era would have lasted until like 2008 or 2009. The general consensus is that it started with the Bret Hart/Stone Cold match at WM 13, and ended with Stone Cold going heel at WM 17.Is there a set date of when the Attitude Era ended? I go by "Whens the last time you saw a thong (on purpose) on TV?"
About what? I love me some PWG.
By that definition, TNA is Attitude Era.
Awesome finisher! :O
Going by the roster, TNA is the Attitude Era.
Whatever the rating may be, they just need to be consistent with their short and long term bookings. I get that Cena brings in revenue but you need to buIld new stars as well. You can't build new stars and worry week to week with ratings. Putting Ryder with Eve? Cena with Ryder. Kane with Cena? Then announcing Swagger will get a US title shot against Swagger with no build? It's a bucket of slop. Henry Godwin would be dissapointed.
Whatever the rating may be, they just need to be consistent with their short and long term bookings. I get that Cena brings in revenue but you need to buIld new stars as well. You can't build new stars and worry week to week with ratings. Putting Ryder with Eve? Cena with Ryder. Kane with Cena? Then announcing Swagger will get a US title shot against Swagger with no build? It's a bucket of slop. Henry Godwin would be dissapointed.
It wasn't really "out of nowhere". They've been building up for a few weeks.Whatever the rating may be, they just need to be consistent with their short and long term bookings. I get that Cena brings in revenue but you need to buIld new stars as well. You can't build new stars and worry week to week with ratings. Putting Ryder with Eve? Cena with Ryder. Kane with Cena? Then announcing Swagger will get a US title shot against Swagger with no build? It's a bucket of slop. Henry Godwin would be dissapointed.
Whatever the rating may be, they just need to be consistent with their short and long term bookings. I get that Cena brings in revenue but you need to buIld new stars as well. You can't build new stars and worry week to week with ratings. Putting Ryder with Eve? Cena with Ryder. Kane with Cena? Then announcing Swagger will get a US title shot against Swagger with no build? It's a bucket of slop. Henry Godwin would be dissapointed.
I wold buy this PPV
I wold buy this PPV
edit: damnit cacophony.![]()
edit: nvm lol
Swagger will job to himself.
Swagger flops on the ground for 10 minutes, then jumps from the top rope into the Spainish Announcement Table. Double countout
Little thought on Brodus Clay, they actually really do need someone like him, a mid card face.
The mid card actually has a lot of guys in it right now, but a lot of them are moving up. This time next year, if all goes well, Bryan, Ziggler, Cody, Sheamus, Barrett will all be established in the main event, along with Punk, Orton and Cena. Christian too.
That leaves the mid card pretty sparse. Zack Ryder is now established firmly as a mid carder, with the US title, and well, he needs some mid carders to feud with. Jack Swagger shouldn't be jobbing to the stars, he should be a strong mid card contendor for Ryder's title, and Brodus Clay also a US title contendor. Del Rio and Miz probably should drop to the mid card, too, and refresh their gimmicks. I wonder if Miz should even turn face. Heel is going no where for him.
R-Truth will annoyingly remain in the mid-card as a face, instead of being a main event crazy heel, but what can you do?
Smackdown is in deep shit in terms of mid card. It has more or less no one right now outside of Cody, Sheamus and Barrett in its mid card, and they're all moving up, like I said. Once Cody's ready to go after the WHC, who can even beat him for the IC title? Ted fuckin' DiBiase?
P.S. I know I'm not considering the low card people moving up, but the WWE seems uninterested in building anyone from down there anymore.
With those ratings I wonder how long it'll be before we see a Raw like that again![]()
Remember when Kofi Kingston was considered to be "moving up"?
Remember when Kofi Kingston was considered to be "moving up"?
Remember when Kofi Kingston was considered to be "moving up"?
The rating isn't that bad considering their competition for the night.With those ratings I wonder how long it'll be before we see a Raw like that again![]()
Smackdown has Jinder.
But, I think Cody has the chance to make the IC prestigious. Just have him defend it against opponents week in, week out and heck there's no harm in it being the main event.
God dammit. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I remember being awe-struck watching Kofi beat the stuffing out of Orton. "Kofi is finally gonna make it" I thought to myself.
I feel so sad now.![]()
Hopefully never.
Followed by two months of Swagger seeing himself in mirrors and getting scared shit less.Swagger will job to himself.
Swagger flops on the ground for 10 minutes, then jumps from the top rope into the Spainish Announcement Table. Double countout
Oh snap, the Beefster wasn't feeling Monday Night Raw Uncut Cocaine Edition?
BEEFWRECKEEEEEEEEEEERS
January 29, 2012 Royal Rumble Scottrade Center St. Louis, Missouri
February 19, 2012 Elimination Chamber Bradley Center Milwaukee, Wisconsin
April 1, 2012 WrestleMania XXVIII Sun Life Stadium Miami Gardens, Florida
April 29, 2012 Extreme Rules Allstate Arena Rosemont, Illinois
May 20, 2012 Over the Limit RBC Center Raleigh, North Carolina
June 17, 2012 Bragging Rights Air Canada Centre Toronto, Ontario, Canada
July 15, 2012 Money in the Bank Thomas & Mack Center Las Vegas, Nevada
August 19, 2012 SummerSlam Staples Center Los Angeles, California
September 16, 2012 Night of Champions Consol Energy Center Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
October 7, 2012 Hell in a Cell[ XL Center Hartford, Connecticut
November 18, 2012 Survivor Series New Orleans Arena New Orleans, Louisiana
December 16, 2012 TLC Verizon Center Washington, D.C.
God dammit. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I remember being awe-struck watching Kofi beat the stuffing out of Orton. "Kofi is finally gonna make it" I thought to myself.
I feel so sad now.![]()