January Wrasslin |OT| Every Mark For Himself

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WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR - Michael Cole vs Jerry Lawler. So we got a feud between two men, who lost whatever wrestling skill he had many years ago, and the other can't wrestle at all. And it wasn't a brief feud to mix things up a little, no no...it went on for fucking EVER! It was a match in Wrestlemania! It just kept going and going, one annoying Michael Cole segment after another. And for what!? They started out as announcers together, and now they're still announcers together! They were ZERO consequences! What was the point!? The whole feud I kept asking myself, "why?" Why, why, why?

I totally forgot about that feud. I kinda wiped it from my brain since it was that bad. *shudders*
Now we just act as though it never happened.
 
WORST WRESTLER (Male) - John Cena

WORST WRESTLER (Female) - AJ

WORST TAG TEAM - Air boom. More like Air boring.

WORST ON THE MIC - John Cena. He can cut a boring promo even when he tries not to.

WORST ANNOUNCER - Cole, obvi.

WORST NON-WRESTLING PERFORMER - Kevin Nash

WORST GIMMICK - Cena and 'rise above hate'

WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR - Nash/HHH

WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR - Nash/HHH

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON… CM Punk/Nash/HHH

WORST ANGLE - Kane/Cena

WORST PAY-PER-VIEW (Wrestling) - Either Hell in a Cell or Vengence. Both were booked terribly. Or Victory Road for the smh-ness of Harvey.

WORST PROMOTION - TNA, duh

WORST TV SHOW - Any one that included Nash and the terrible handling of him.

WTF MOMENT OF THE YEAR - Nash coming back.

God, I really have it out for Nash, huh? No. Actually, I don't. It was just that the angle was handled so horribly.

No, but while I was waiting for my interview the subject of wrestling came up. I mentioned I read Jericho's book, and she said she didn't like Jericho and she liked Cena.

Fucking mark ass mark girl.
 
I'll skip this show mainly due in part of having Perez on there. Fuck that. Looks as if I'll search Youtube later and find anything interesting - only thing I'll be looking for is any Chris Jericho segment anyway.
 
I'll skip this show mainly due in part of having Perez on there. Fuck that. Looks as if I'll search Youtube later and find anything interesting - only thing I'll be looking for is any Chris Jericho segment anyway.

After the embarrassment that was last weeks show, possibly the most cartoonish and horrifyingly cringe worthy RAW that I have seen in years, you are not looking forward to this weeks show? For a show that has been on the air for almost 20 years, It has a shocking amount of bad to good ratio.
 
After the embarrassment that was last weeks show, possibly the most cartoonish and horrifyingly cringe worthy RAW that I have seen in years, you are not looking forward to this weeks show? For a show that has been on the air for almost 20 years, It has a shocking amount of bad to good ratio.
I didn't watch last week, either, but saw some segments on Youtube. I also actually didn't see the Kane-Ryder-Eve thing until they replayed it on this past week's Smackdown. I didn't mind the Kane part, but the thing that drags is down is bad, unemotional commentary, and I don't think Ryder fits that role very well in this. Acting is pretty piss poor.
 
After the embarrassment that was last weeks show, possibly the most cartoonish and horrifyingly cringe worthy RAW that I have seen in years, you are not looking forward to this weeks show? For a show that has been on the air for almost 20 years, It has a shocking amount of bad to good ratio.

A cheesy Kane story is par for the course, it's a very wrestling thing, silly and bad as it may have been. A stupid story is not new or unexpected, they happen.

Perez fucking Hilton has no place on a wrestling show.
 
I didn't watch last week, either, but saw some segments on Youtube. I also actually didn't see the Kane-Ryder-Eve thing until they replayed it on this past week's Smackdown. I didn't mind the Kane part, but the thing that drags is down is bad, unemotional commentary, and I don't think Ryder fits that role very well in this. Acting is pretty piss poor.

The thing that drags it down is a pudgy uncle fester with fake hair, cutting rambling promos about philosophy and hate, while good guy cena hits him with tire irons before being thrown into boxes while fester teleports to god knows where. Meanwhile, comedy characters are winning matches with cobra strikes, matches are not getting endings, Zack Ryder is playing scooby-doo with Kane for 45 minutes, before the sequel to See No Evil is played out on live T.V. Let's not even talk about Funkasaurus because I don't think my black heart can take it anymore. Let's get this hate train rolling!
 
A cheesy Kane story is par for the course, it's a very wrestling thing, silly and bad as it may have been. A stupid story is not new or unexpected, they happen.

Perez fucking Hilton has no place on a wrestling show.

This.

Last weeks was cheesy fun and it wasn't boring or god awful in terms of content.

THIS on the other hand is some stupid shit with a fucking stupid ass internet hack who gets his jollies on upskirts of underage miley cyrus
 
This.

Last weeks was cheesy fun and it wasn't boring or god awful in terms of content.

THIS on the other hand is some stupid shit with a fucking stupid ass internet hack who gets his jollies on upskirts of underage miley cyrus

I mean, Zack Ryder changing a tire for 2 hours was monumentally stupid and whoever thought of it should be fired, but damn it, I was still laughing my ass off.

There's not a single positive side to this guest "star".

Also his résumé includes a career of drawing dicks on celebrities' photos with MS Paint. Or so I hear.
 
I mean, Zack Ryder changing a tire for 2 hours was monumentally stupid and whoever thought of it should be fired, but damn it, I was still laughing my ass off.

There's not a single positive side to this guest "star".

Also his résumé includes a career of drawing dicks on celebrities' photos with MS Paint. Or so I hear.

Vinnie Mac with the bright ideas
 
Gargano is a beast

-Gargano was injured right after the first spot of the match and pushed himself through, so he worked the entire bout injured as he didn't want to let down the audience since it was the "last main event" in the ECW Arena as well as his first title defense. He was in terrible pain but was released from the hospital the day after the show to fly home to Ohio. He's undergone a CTScan to try and determine exactly what the injury was but they haven't pinpointed the issue yet.
 
Damn the WWE for this Perez shit... They need to get hip to Mr. Belding Dennis Haskins being in attendance tonight and put him on the show instead!!!
 
As much as I love Kane...

I will shoot myself if I see another Kane/Cena/Ryder segment. I really will.

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Ryder is such a nasty talentless skank sellout.

There, I said it.
 
As much as I love Kane...

I will shoot myself if I see another Kane/Cena/Ryder segment. I really will.

edit:

Ryder is such a nasty talentless skank sellout.

There, I said it.

harsh words

None the less I don't think Ryder will be on Raw since he's supposedly injured
 
I mean, Zack Ryder changing a tire for 2 hours was monumentally stupid and whoever thought of it should be fired, but damn it, I was still laughing my ass off.

There's not a single positive side to this guest "star".

Also his résumé includes a career of drawing dicks on celebrities' photos with MS Paint. Or so I hear.

Not really PG is he? At least he'll be in only one segment (HOPEFULLY) and that'll be the end of it.

Speaking of, what the hell does Diva Boot Camp even entail? Look pretty, strut about, and win via roll-up, botch, or bad booking? The faster Kharma comes back to crush them, the better.
 
The thing that drags it down is a pudgy uncle fester with fake hair, cutting rambling promos about philosophy and hate, while good guy cena hits him with tire irons before being thrown into boxes while fester teleports to god knows where. Meanwhile, comedy characters are winning matches with cobra strikes, matches are not getting endings, Zack Ryder is playing scooby-doo with Kane for 45 minutes, before the sequel to See No Evil is played out on live T.V. Let's not even talk about Funkasaurus because I don't think my black heart can take it anymore. Let's get this hate train rolling!
I thought it was the best show I had seen in a LONG time. Damn opinions.
 
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