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This is a page 129 issue for us 100 post/page overlords, but quoting a gif or three (!) when the person right above you, or a few posts above you did it makes the thread ass to scroll if you don't remove the image tags.

Thanks in advance for never doing that again <3
 
DMeisterJ said:
Hey! Hey you! Yeah You!

This is a page 129 issue for us 100 post/page overlords, but quoting a gif or three (!) when the person right above you, or a few posts above you did it makes the thread ass to scroll if you don't remove the image tags.

Thanks in advance for never doing that again <3
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Who's this jobber curtain-jerking?
 
This gif has unlimited potential on how to use it to post:

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djsandman said:
I just thought of something else.....is Jericho trolling The Rock? Really, what has The Rock done besides popping the crowd?
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*Rock does armdrag*
You've still got it! *Clap, Clap, Clapclapclap*

By doing nothing for three weeks Jericho has done more than the Rock has in the last year.
 
Heavy still seems to be mysteriously absent so I'll post it:

With Leather's Best and Worst of RAW 1/16/12
I really like his take on Ace/Punk at the end, but as usual his ongoing psychoanalysis of Cena is the best part:
Cena is absolutely the most psychotic dude on the WWE roster and will both take physical violence too far to make a point he doesn’t have to make and misdirect his anger so hardcore that a guy like Rock can say YOU ARE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SH*T AND EVERYONE HATES YOU to his face and he’ll brush it off, but David Otunga can be one of 9 guys who attacked him the previous week and he’ll bloody him and try to crush his head with steps.
Much like how Hulk Hogan’s character evolution was logically “egotistical bad guy”, Cena’s should be Unrepentant Killing Machine Who Doesn’t Know How To Feel Emotions And Can’t Stop Freaking Out And Breaking You. That’s it. F**k being a heel, Cena needs to be a Godless mechanism of destruction. He feels no pain because he causes all of it.
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Hey, guys. A friend of mine, who happens to give WrestleGAF the occasional glance, made a wrestling themed cake and wanted to show you guys:
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Pretty awesome.
 
Seraphis Cain said:
Hey G-Fex, I seem to have fucked up my sleep schedule, so I probably won't be around for the show tonight. =/ I'll try, but no promises.
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No problem Seraphis, You will be missed, tonight we'll go over creation stuff in Fire Pro Returns.
I'll probably be streaming gamecube Resident Evil all day starting now.

Nocturnowl said:
A beaten down AJ figure lies crushed in the cake itself, that dastardly Big Show.
Seriously though that's a nice cake
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Nocturnowl ...that's wrong. Big Show didn't crush AJ.


HE ROLLED OVER HER LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN

CHOO CHOO

That's a super awesome cake though Spindashing. I'd love a cool cake.

I remember my sister was in a cake decorating class and she could put icing on cakes and make them look all neat and professional even. She made this large garfield cake for her brothers in law birthday, when my birthday came around she lazily reused the pain for the garfield cake and no icing, just gave it to me like that.

Ah that's ok, I hate her anyways.
 
Nocturnowl said:
Big show learned from the best, his former teammate the A-Train.
What an unusual name that was, much better than Albert mind you.
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Ah yes the big Hairy guy.


OH MAN DID YOU SEE AJ And how she was put in the STRETCHER? And how she looked to be in utter PAIN and AGONY and just plain SADNESS?

Good times.
 
Professor Beef said:
It used to be some weird spinebuster, but he recently used something that looked like a Death Valley Driver.
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It doesn't look like a Death Valley Driver at all. A Death Valley driver is done from the shoulders. John Cena's finisher is basically a released Death Valley Driver. It's kinda the shitty version of a Death Valley Driver the same way Kevin Nash's Jacknife Powerbomb is a shitty release powerbomb--instead of looking like you are driving the guy into the ground, you just drop him from a height.

What Otunga is doing now is called an Air Raid Crash. It was invented or at least popularized by legendary Joshi wrestler Mariko Yoshida. In the USA on TV, Alex Shelly and Gail Kim have also both used it from time to time as a finisher.
 
Liquidsnake said:
I loved when Jericho was listing all the moves he could do, claiming it to be more than Dean Malenko, and they went into break he was reading off a list.

When they came back from break he was still rambling off all the moves.
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God yes, that was so good. Jericho, Malenko, Benoit, Booker T, Juventud Guerrera, and Eddie Guerrero made WCW watchable for me. Their mid-card matches were always far and away the highlight of every Nitro/Thunder.

djsandman said:
I just thought of something else.....is Jericho trolling The Rock? Really, what has The Rock done besides popping the crowd?
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I'd never considered that, but if that's what it turns out to be...bravo.
 
Liquidsnake said:
I loved when Jericho was listing all the moves he could do, claiming it to be more than Dean Malenko, and they went into break he was reading off a list.

When they came back from break he was still rambling off all the moves.
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Haha-- I remember that. :-] He said 'Armbar' two or three times!
 
So I just learned that Ricky Steamboat's actual name is Richard Blood.

How the fuck did he never go heel after being born with the best damn villain name ever?
 
Thanks for the good words about the cake, guys. Here's a bit of info on it.

- The Big Show is his brother's favorite wrestler, who the cake is for. My friend guesses it's because Show looks like their father.

- He was going to have Big Show and D.Brine on the cake fighting but the Big Show kept falling over and knocking out one of the posts so he didn't want to risk it.

- Those napkins aren't branded as Superstars for the show but in the generic way. Kofi Kingston is on the back. He also has John Cena and Triple H plates that say Superstars. He got the trips plates because he thought it'd be funny to have him get over with the cake.

-Instead of singing Happy Birthday he will play the Legion of Doom theme or Hulk Hogan's Real American. He hasn't decided yet.

- He's getting Wade Barrett, R-Truth, The Miz (with WWE belt and MitB briefcase) and an unopened D-lo brown in his Nation of Domination gear. He specifically requested more heels because my parents bought him too many faces for Christmas. The dad got him D-lo because he thought it'd be funny. My friend also bought a Big Show WMD shirt and was supposed to get a cardboard Big Show but it didn't arrive yet.

Sounds like the best wrestling themed birthday that I've ever heard of. The younger brother wants to learn all there is to know about wrestling but my friend feels guilty for telling him about rumors and backstage happenings because that might take all the magic and excitement away from the whole show even if the younger brother knows that wrestling isn't real. I guess we've all started somewhere, right? Honestly, I can't even remember when I realized that wrestling was "fake" and how I felt about it being "fake." I did remember thinking crazy unreal characters like The Undertaker were actually who they played onscreen and my mind was blown seeing people like him out of the ring when I started using the internet as a kid.
 
--Today will be Smackdown from Las Vegas. Shawn Michaels will be at the show, but that doesn't mean he will be on the show.

--Lots of Hollywood stars backstage at Raw last night, including Dennis Haskins, aka Mr. Belding, who is a big wrestling fan and has actually appeared on Zack Ryder's Internet show. Maria Kanellis, who is dating Mike Bennett of ROH and working for that company as well, was backstage. Told there were also a number of rock stars and even some porn stars there. Raw moves to Las Vegas tonight with the Daniel Bryan vs. Mark Henry World title match, plus they're doing the roulette wheel gimmick where a bunch of "random" matches will be announced.

--WWE is working on a focus study targeting males and females aged 12 through 17. Among people I know with friends or children in that age range, pretty much none of them want anything to do with pro-wrestling.

--Mean Gene Okerlund told Arda Ocal that he's going to be involved with Legend's House. Audio of that show is up here.
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