January Wrasslin |OT| Every Mark For Himself

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Judderman said:
Earliest wrasslin' memory?

Whenever I think of my earliest wrestling memory it has to do with the 1-2-3 Kid. I don't know if I saw a match of his on TV, or saw something in a magazine, but it's always him.
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I remember seeing that live when I was young. I could NOT believe it!
 
Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Rock
3. Ric Flair

Current Fave Five:
1. Daniel Bryan
2. Dolph Ziggler
3. Cody Rhodes
4. Mark Henry
5. CM Punk

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
Hmm...that's a tough one. I could bet ya it likely had something to do with Hulk or Flair.
But I really couldn't be specific.

Favorite promo, or promos?
Hmm...I'll have to pass. Too much good stuff in the Attitude Era to choose from.

Funniest wrasslin' memory?
Most anything with Stone Cold or The Rock. But a few things stick in particular:
-Stone Cold vs. Booker T in the Supermarket
-Stone Cold & Rock going at it for the IC Title (including one scenario where SCSA tossed in the IC title in a river, and the Rock tossing him over a bridge).

Favorite finisher?
Stunner, Figure-Four Leglock, Tombstone Piledriver.

Keyser Soze said:
No wonder her family got shot if they are all that annoying.
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Rick James: "COLD-BLOODED!"
 
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Welcome to Wrasslin'-GAF ... IS... THE FRANKMAN!

And I am the new type of poster for the Wrasslin-GAF thread!

Now, for those of you who don't know me, I am The Frankman, your moderator for logical Wrasslin' discussion, your cleric for Wrestling intro lyrics, and more importantly the most unbiased poster ever to enter your private enclave via a computer monitor!

Now, when you think of the new year, you think of change and resolution. You think of the mistakes you made in the past and how you want to improve yourself and those around you. In this case, change in this thread and the dawning of a better things to come. A new era is what this once proud and awesome thread DESPERATELY needs. What was once a captivating, trendsetting thread has now deteriorated into a cliched, snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor. And that's why I'm here... The Frankman has vowed to SAVE the NeoGAF Wrasslin' |OT| Thread!

Now let's go over the facts in 2011...
Post quality during televised events - Downward spiral...
NeoGAF PPV buyrates - Plummeting...
Non Wrasslin-GAFfer WWE acceptance - Barely above zero...
Reaction of the posters to legitimate discussion - Utter silence!


And I know why you're silent, you're embarrassed to post here at times because things get so fricking insane with the resident nutjobs here. The reason why you're embarrassed is due to the steady stream of uninteresting, generic, mediocre, "smart marks" whose posts you are forced to read while tracking the thread! No wonder you're having fun here! Let's be real, half of you don't care about having discussions with the people who post here and their opinions, and especially thoe two idiots in post #8576 and in #8610. You people have been lead to believe that biased posts are excellence, that a full page of Fantasy Booking is normal, that being a Little Whiny is ok... and in the past I have sat on the sidelines and watched and ignored, figuring it wasn't worth it to discuss it or fight it... NO MORE. After an unjust ban The Frankman has made a resolution in the new year to show you posting excellence!

Think of it, Wrasslin'-GAF. Now, for the first time in years in this thread you have a unbiased poster who can entertain you, who is worthy of your praise. You have a man who can make you get your right arm outta your pants, jump up off your chairs, raise your filthy fat hands in the air and scream "Go The Frankman Go!"

"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"
"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"
"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"
"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"

The new year has arrived in the Wrasslin' thread, and now that the YoTF problem is here, this thread, from the fantasy booking amateurs, to the ponyfuckers who lioke posting large walls of text, to the e-fed racists (including the one with the Yu-Gi-Oh obsession), to the Little Whinys who can't stop hating on Cena even when he doesn't wrestle and shows up once all night, will neverrrrrrrr, EHEHHHHHHHHHHEHHEHEHEHHEHHEVVARRRRRRRRRRRRR, BE THE SAME AGANE!
 
Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Brock Lesnar
2. The Rock
3. Chris Jericho

Current Fave Five:
1. The Bella Twins
2. Mark Henry
3. CM Punk
4. Dolph Ziggler
5. R-Truth

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
I started watching during the Invasion Era, don't remember much of it, however. I hardly remember the Survivor Series match between WWF and WCW/ECW.. My most clear memory is Wrestlemania X8 and the No Way Out leading up to it.

Favorite promo, or promos?
I really can't remember.

Funniest wrasslin' memory?
It's hard to pin point only one, but I'd say this is pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR05qLcWabE

Favorite finisher?
F5.
 
The Frankman said:
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Welcome to Wrasslin'-GAF ... IS... THE FRANKMAN!

And I am the new type of poster for the Wrasslin-GAF thread!

Now, for those of you who don't know me, I am The Frankman, your moderator for logical Wrasslin' discussion, your cleric for Wrestling intro lyrics, and more importantly the most unbiased poster ever to enter your private enclave via a computer monitor!

Now, when you think of the new year, you think of change and resolution. You think of the mistakes you made in the past and how you want to improve yourself and those around you. In this case, change in this thread and the dawning of a better things to come. A new era is what this once proud and awesome thread DESPERATELY needs. What was once a captivating, trendsetting thread has now deteriorated into a cliched, snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor. And that's why I'm here... The Frankman has vowed to SAVE the NeoGAF Wrasslin' |OT| Thread!

Now let's go over the facts in 2011...
Post quality during televised events - Downward spiral...
NeoGAF PPV buyrates - Plummeting...
Non Wrasslin-GAFfer WWE acceptance - Barely above zero...
Reaction of the posters to legitimate discussion - Utter silence!


And I know why you're silent, you're embarrassed to post here at times because things get so fricking insane with the resident nutjobs here. The reason why you're embarrassed is due to the steady stream of uninteresting, generic, mediocre, "smart marks" whose posts you are forced to read while tracking the thread! No wonder you're having fun here! Let's be real, half of you don't care about having discussions with the people who post here and their opinions, and especially that idiot in post #8576. You people have been lead to believe that biased posts are excellence, that a full page of Fantasy Booking is normal, that being a Little Whiny is ok... and in the past I have sat on the sidelines and watched and ignored, figuring it wasn't worth it to discuss it or fight it... NO MORE. After an unjust ban The Frankman has made a resolution in the new year to show you posting excellence!

Think of it, Wrasslin'-GAF. Now, for the first time in years in this thread you have a unbiased poster who can entertain you, who is worthy of your praise. You have a man who can make you get your right arm outta your pants, jump up off your chairs, raise your filthy fat hands in the air and scream "Go The Frankman Go!"

"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"
"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"
"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"
"GO THE FRANKMAN GO!"

The new year has arrived in the Wrasslin' thread, and now that the YoTF problem is here, this thread, from the fantasy booking amateurs, to the ponyfuckers who lioke posting large walls of text, to the e-fed racists (including the one with the Yu-Gi-Oh obsession), to the Little Whinys who can't stop hating on Cena even when he doesn't wrestle and shows up once all night, will neverrrrrrrr, EHEHHHHHHHHHHEHHEHEHEHHEHHEVVARRRRRRRRRRRRR, BE THE SAME AGANE!
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C'MON C'MON YEAH!!!

LET'S GO THE NEW ERA IS HERE! REJOICE!!


AWESOMENESS STARTS TODAY! NO TOPIC GOES IGNORED! WWE, TNA, ROH, DUSA, CZW, DVD, PS3, XBox 360, IEEE, FCC, TNT (We Know Drama), TBS, SOS (I HEAR DEM SHOUTING) GTS, CES, ANYTHING!!! IT'S A NEW TIME WHEN LOGICAL DISCUSSION WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!

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The Frankman said:
C'MON C'MON YEAH!!!

LET'S GO THE NEW ERA IS HERE! REJOICE!!


AWESOMENESS STARTS TODAY! NO TOPIC GOES IGNORED! WWE, TNA, ROH, DUSA, CZW, DVD, PS3, XBox 360, IEEE, FCC, TNT (We Know Drama), TBS, SOS (I HEAR DEM SHOUTING) GTS, CES, ANYTHING!!! IT'S A NEW TIME WHEN LOGICAL DISCUSSION WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!

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Someone said it earlier but it's worth repeating. This .gif is going to get used so much during the E3 threads.
 
Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Shawn Michaels
2. Mick Foley
3. Chris Jericho
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. Owen Hart

Current Fave Five:
1. Daniel Bryan
2. Cody Rhodes
3. Dolph Ziggler
4. Zack Ryder
5. Wade Barrett

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
Owen vs. Bret at Wrestlemania X was the first match I ever saw. I was 11 at the time and had never watched a second of wrestling prior to that and was blown away by the match.

Favorite promo/Funniest wrasslin' memory?
This Jericho promo is the stuff of legends between me and some of my friends

Favorite finisher?
Either the Stone Cold Stunner or the Superkick
 
The Frankman said:
C'MON C'MON YEAH!!!

LET'S GO THE NEW ERA IS HERE! REJOICE!!


AWESOMENESS STARTS TODAY! NO TOPIC GOES IGNORED! WWE, TNA, ROH, DUSA, CZW, DVD, PS3, XBox 360, IEEE, FCC, TNT (We Know Drama), TBS, SOS (I HEAR DEM SHOUTING) GTS, CES, ANYTHING!!! IT'S A NEW TIME WHEN LOGICAL DISCUSSION WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!

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I haven't done this in forever...and it's for good reason.

[B]BUT IF YOU TRULY WANT TO KNOW FRANKMAN, YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MIND.

THIS WILL CRUSH THE SMARK/HEEL OUT OF YOU FRANKMAN.[/B]

[B][U]MIND CRUSH[/U][/B]

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Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Steve Austin
2. Brett Hart/Christ Jericho (tie)
3. Macho Man Randy Savage

Current Fave Five:
1. CM Punk
2. Chris Jericho
3. Daniel Bryan
4. Dolph Ziggler
5. Wade Barrett

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
Watching a tag team match with Doom on Saturdays (WCW) and their manager Teddy Long.

Favorite promo, or promos?
Punk Shoot, Jericho man of 1004 holds, Jericho's 1st appearance in WWE, Steve Austin ECW promo .. so many!

Funniest wrasslin' memory?
Austin and Angle singing with the guitar. That little hat Kurt was wearing. I also loved Kane impersonating Hogan and Rock.

Favorite finisher?
Stunner
 
Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:

1. Bret Hart
2. Macho Man
3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Current Fave Five:

1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Daniel Bryan
3. Mark Henry
4. CM Punk
5. Wade Barrett

Earliest wrasslin' memory? Mega Powers

Favorite promo, or promos? "the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

Funniest wrasslin' memory? Scott Hall calling the NWO theme porno music

Favorite finisher? Camel Clutch
 
Sunflower said:
I think Mero deserves more credit - I saw him in, I think 95, in a 30 minute opener for a WCW PPV and it was a scorcher - opening match and it kept the crowd interest high the whole time, he was excellent as Johnny B. Badd.
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I'll always have a soft spot for Marc Mero, because he was the first wrestler I met in person, he was real nice.

Sable was with him too, but I was kinda just staring at her tits, even though I was like 9 or 10.
 
Favorite 5 wrestlers of all time:
1. Ric Flair
2. Hogan
3. Randy Savage
4. Sting
5. The Rock

Current Fave Five:
1. CM Punk
2. Dolph Ziggler
3. Sin Cara----always and for ever.
4. Daniel Bryan
5. Wade Barrett

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
Channel flipping in 1985, and coming across TBS on a Saturday afternoon, and hearing Ric Flair cutting a promo, that changed my life.

Favorite promo/Funniest wrasslin' memory?
Scott Steiner in all his WCW promos from the late 90's his weekly rants are the stuff of legends.

Favorite finisher?
Jake the snake's DDT.
 
Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Shawn Michaels
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho

Current Fave Five:
1. Dolph "God" Ziggler
2. Cody Rhodes
3. Wade Barrett
4. CM Punk
5. The Funkasaurus/Daniel Bryan

Earliest wrasslin' memory? Hulk Hogan fighting someone I can't remember on TV, I was like 3


Favorite promo, or promos? / Funniest wrasslin' memory? The Rock in 1999, in general OR The Rock in 2003

Favorite finisher? Stone Cold Stunner or Sweet Chin Music
 
Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Undertaker
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Ric Flair

Current Fave Five:
1. Daniel Bryan
2. Dolph Ziggler
3. The Briscoe Brothers
4. Kevin Steen
5. CM Punk

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
I started watching WCW around the time the first WCW Clash of the Champions aired so probably that or seeing Taker wrestle for the first time. I started watching WWE not long after he debut'd and his character always stood out more than anyone else.

Favorite promo, or promos?
too many to think of right now

Funniest wrasslin' memory?
Proving Ground 2009 Night 2- Orlando, FL 2/7/09
El Generico vs Bryan Danielson
I saw this live and it was really a comedy/technical match where both worked the crowd and both were incredibly hilarious till the match got serious and El Generico got the win.

Favorite finisher?
superkick
 
I'd laugh if Frankman came back only to get banned again for posting like 6 gifs in a page and a half.
 
It'll take more than a mind crush or a exodia card to get some sense into Frankman.

Looks like Frankie came back with a new gimmick.

You're still my friend though and you cannot escape my hugs.
 
THANK YOU FRANKMAN *clapclap clapclapclap*
THANK YOU FRANKMAN *clapclap clapclapclap*
THANK YOU FRANKMAN *clapclap clapclapclap*
Sunflower said:
I want to get to know more of you better, so fill out this little survey! Especially if you're a lurker - we can all connect in better ways and share our love for wrasslin' together!
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Favorite 3 wrestlers of all time:
1. Cryme Tyme
2. The Hurricane
3. Shawn Michaels
These are in no order.

Current Fave Five (also in no order):
1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Cody Rhodes
3. "MAH BOI" D. Brine
4. John "Mr. Excitement" Laurinitus
5. Mark Henry

Earliest wrasslin' memory?
- My dad talking to me about Hogan vs. Sid Justice. He said "Sid Justice? More like...SQUID Justice!"

Favorite promo, or promos?
- Way too many to count, but Steiner's Math Lesson tops them all.

Favorite finisher?
- Tie between Shining Wizard (any variation) and Sweet Chin Music
 
G-Fex said:
It'll take more than a mind crush or a exodia card to get some sense into Frankman.

Looks like Frankie came back with a new gimmick.

You're still my friend though and you cannot escape my hugs.
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You should have played blue eyes white dragon.

That would have done the trick.
 
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