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[HarryDemeanor]

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Regal is the Truth. Busting lines from Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five.

 

[knee]

LOL, REGAL w/ the lyrics

BOTCHED THE TEARAWAY PANTS

 

[truly101]

See I can hear McMahon right now. OH WOW, GET DOWN BRAIN!. MY GOODNESS

 

[Seraphis Cain]

PANTS BOTCH

 

[Lemonz]

BOTCH!!!

 

[atomsk]

PANTS MALFUNCTION

 

[Judderman]

The pants botched!

 

[tm24]

Welcome to Masterpiece Theatre! Today we'll shine the spotlight on one of the greatest performers of all time, John Cena

Note the expression in his face
http://i.imgur.com/OCp7l.gif

and how quickly he changes between moods
http://i.imgur.com/sotmZ.gif

Simply a man above the rest of the world

http://i.imgur.com/dbhox.gif

 

[spindashing]

 

[Dinokill]

Holy shit this brodus clay thing is awful. Another stupid character that will be forgotten in 2 months.

Get rid of the garbage and Santino Marella too

 

[bigosc2k]

Dat jobber entrance for Heath Slater

 

[Professor Beef]

Regal dropping Grandmaster Flash on Raw.

In 2012?

<3

Pants malfunction? PUSH CANCELLED.

 

[trunbuns]

Regal with the hip-hop references.


Brodus with the wardrobe malfunction. Push over.

 

[abstract alien]

I'm still so confused by all of this...but can't stop watching...

 

[Ultratech]

Heath Slater about to get squished.
*squash*

 

[Ithil]

Holy shit this brodus clay thing is awful. Another stupid character that will be forgotten in 2 months.

Get rid of the garbage and Santino Marella too

Meanwhile most people like the gimmick and Clay.

 

[Entropia]

Heath Slater on Raw? But he was drafted to Smackdown!?

 

[DMczaf]

This color is not good for Brodus. I can see everything....everything...

 

[Kyoufu]

Ric Flair just got squashed.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Did Brodus just say "What the F***?"

 

[Kaladin]

Have mammas been called yet?

 

[spindashing]

This color is not good for Brodus. I can see everything....everything...

I can't take my eyes off of it.

HELP ME

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I'm getting hot n bothered.

 

[Judderman]

This color is not good for Brodus. I can see everything....everything...

 

[abstract alien]

This gimmick is going to die so hard when he gets his very first loss.

 

[jmdajr]

My goodness...

 

[mightynine]

Regal should be permanent 3rd mic on Raw.

Or replacing King ASAP.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

If a man wants to be called Fleischer, goddammit this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man Fleischer!

His momma named him Troof. I'm going to call him Troof.

 

[Kaladin]

This movie Chronicle actually looks good.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Man, now I'll hate that they aren't going to give Funkasaurus telekinetic powers.

 

[Credo]

Regal on commentary might have been the best 5 minutes of the night so far, and I'm completely serious. The Ryder/Kane/Cena business was pretty hilarious, but I almost spit my drink out when Regal dropped the Grandmaster Flash lyrics because of how outta nowhere it was.

 

[Knox]

Holy shit this brodus clay thing is awful. Another stupid character that will be forgotten in 2 months.

Get rid of the garbage and Santino Marella too

Sorry bro, The Funkasaurus is happening.

 

[MightyHealthy]

Did Brodus just say "What the F***?"

funk

 

[Dinokill]

Meanwhile most people like the gimmick and Clay.

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

 

[Kaladin]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

You must hate fun.

 

[DMczaf]

If a man wants to be called Fleischer, goddammit this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man Fleischer!

His momma named him Troof. I'm going to call him Troof.

*shakes Pristine_Condition's hand*

 

[Ithil]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

No, man, no one likes it. All the posts praising him around you are fake.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

Go funk yourself.

The Funkasaurus is the second best thing to happen recently next to Jericho. The man is a god.

 

[MightyHealthy]

His matches are 1 minute long

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squash_match

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Holy shit this brodus clay thing is awful. Another stupid character that will be forgotten in 2 months.

No, you.

And Regal in this segment boosted it to the moon.

 

[Judderman]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

Go watch ROH if you want vanilla characters. Otherwise...

Amazing post btw, Pristine.

 

[mightynine]

You must hate funk.

Fixed.

 

[spindashing]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

Next thing you're going to tell me is that people actually like Jericho coming to the WWE barely saying anything.

 

[RBH]

They just showed a local ad for Raw in Atlanta on March 26th with The Rock and Cena vs. Kane.

Tickets start at $20!

 

[sajj316]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

Dinokill ... Hating on the funkasauraus .. It's in your DNA

 

[Lyte Edge]

Do really people like this shit? This guy cant wrestle for shit. His matches are 1 minute long and he is gross to look at in a bad way. Ah and the song is shit too.

Somebody call his mamma.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Not gonna lie, the honeymoon's almost over for this whole Brodus Clay thing IMO. Not sure if he's charismatic as he needs to be for this gimmick to go long term. He needs to be more in the moment. He's more Funkbot 3000 than Funkasaurus.

I'll give it till a bit after the Rumble before condemning him.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Is this the real 25th Anniversary, or Vince having a brain fart like the 25th Westlemania?

 

[truly101]

Go watch ROH if you want vanilla characters. Otherwise...

Amazing post btw, Pristine.

best DWI gif ever.