January Wrasslin |OT| Every Mark For Himself

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Chopper said:
I don't care how he does it, but I think I'll be dissapointed if Jericho doesn't win. Unless, like, Brock or someone decides to come back. In fact, only Brock would make me mark out more than Jericho. I fucking love Jericho.

Jericho.
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"or someone"? You mean like Papa Shango? I like the way you think. We're going to have a great Wrestlemania! :D



G-Fex said:
This roster fucking sucks compared to previous years.
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The roster has been shit for half a decade.
 
Htown said:
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HURT FEELINGS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NAPOLEON COMPLEX, AND I DAMN SURE DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME 95 POUND GIRL IN A TRAINING BRA!"

"IMMA TEAR YOUR SKIN OFF ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE"


I said goddamn!
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Mark Henry went over the audiences heads with Napoleon Complex. LMAO.
 
Heh. I didn't post here after that horrible Smackdown show, but I've been following the WWE ever since. Liking the Henry-Bryan-Show fued and Funkasaurus. Don't care much for CM Punk/Cena yet. Interested in what Jericho does.

I catch episodes when I can but I catch up thanks to the smartwrestlingfan podcast. Anyone else listen to it? The hilarious TNA recaps almost make me want to watch TNA.
 
GameplayWhore said:
"or someone"? You mean like Papa Shango? I like the way you think. We're going to have a great Wrestlemania! :D
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No, I definitely do not mean someone like Papa fucking Shango, at all. Cameos are fun, but returns are much more fun if you're all like "HOLY FUCK IS THIS DUDE GONNA FUCKING WIN IT, WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAARGH MARKING OOOOOOUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!" rather than " Oh sweet, where's the fucking Ho Train?" You know what I mean?

Brock.

Brock or Jericho.

Or Road Dogg.
 
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Chopper said:
No, I definitely do not mean someone like Papa fucking Shango, at all. Cameos are fun, but returns are much more fun if you're all like "HOLY FUCK IS THIS DUDE GONNA FUCKING WIN IT, WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAARGH MARKING OOOOOOUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!" rather than " Oh sweet, where's the fucking Ho Train?" You know what I mean?

Brock.

Brock or Jericho.

Or Road Dogg.
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Why Brock? Is that just nostalgia speaking? I went and looked back, and he had some pretty poor mic-skills not not much in terms of a broad moveset. He was one of those wrestlers who had good matches with great performers and not so good matches with everyone else. He was pushed to the moon from the start, but that's not something that makes a guy great. On the other hand, he had great tits, and he slept in big buckets of ice.

Jericho, on the other hand, is genuinely amazing.


edit: Brock's final match with Goldberg was both the worst and the best thing ever.
 
GameplayWhore said:
Why Brock? Is that just nostalgia speaking? I went and looked back, and he had some pretty poor mic-skills not not much in terms of a broad moveset. He was one of those wrestlers who had good matches with great performers and not so good matches with everyone else. He was pushed to the moon from the start, but that's not something that makes a guy great. On the other hand, he had great tits, and he slept in big buckets of ice.

Jericho, on the other hand, is genuinely amazing.


edit: Brock's final match with Goldberg was both the worst and the best thing ever.
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Plus no matter how hard you push him as a threat, he will always look like a giant baby.
 
GameplayWhore said:
Why Brock? Is that just nostalgia speaking? I went and looked back, and he had some pretty poor mic-skills not not much in terms of a broad moveset. He was one of those wrestlers who had good matches with great performers and not so good matches with everyone else. He was pushed to the moon from the start, but that's not something that makes a guy great. On the other hand, he had great tits, and he slept in big buckets of ice.

Jericho, on the other hand, is genuinely amazing.


edit: Brock's final match with Goldberg was both the worst and the best thing ever.
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Yeah, but for the reason you quoted, it would be awesome. It's a believable win. Brock is a huge name, and as far as I'm aware, can still go if paid enough monies. Besides, I appear to have liked him alot more than you, so my mark factor might be that much higher. But you can't deny the reaction, online and otherwise. Unfortunately, I don't think the WWE are that ballsy, particularly after that Goldberg match you mention.

But yeah, he looks like a baby.
 
GameplayWhore said:
Why Brock? Is that just nostalgia speaking? I went and looked back, and he had some pretty poor mic-skills not not much in terms of a broad moveset. He was one of those wrestlers who had good matches with great performers and not so good matches with everyone else. He was pushed to the moon from the start, but that's not something that makes a guy great. On the other hand, he had great tits, and he slept in big buckets of ice.

Jericho, on the other hand, is genuinely amazing.

edit: Brock's final match with Goldberg was both the worst and the best thing ever.
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Brock was a freak and every one of his moves had a very good look to them down to simplest of spinebusters, powerslams, and clothelines. He was probably the most technically entertaining monster in the WWE, ever, and it's not nostalgia so see that. If he didn't pack his bags and leave, the main event as you see it today would probably be a very different place.
 
Chopper said:
Yeah, but for the reason you quoted, it would be awesome. It's a believable win. Brock is a huge name, and as far as I'm aware, can still go if paid enough monies. Besides, I appear to have liked him alot more than you, so my mark factor might be that much higher. But you can't deny the reaction, online and otherwise. Unfortunately, I don't think the WWE are that ballsy, particularly after that Goldberg match you mention.

But yeah, he looks like a baby.
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It's fair to choose to be a mark over someone. There are quite a few shit wrestlers whom I've thought (or still think) were (or are) the bees knees.

Jericho winning would feel awesome, but I think the way that he wins would somehow be disingenuous to what the Rumble is supposed to represent -- a chance for up and comers to reach their potential.

I do think it would be great if Jericho somehow made a massive difference without winning, like by coming in and tossing out all the guys that you'd normally expect to win, then joyously hopping out of the ring to the back for drinks and blinks.
 
Net_Wrecker said:
Brock was a freak and every one of his moves had a very good look to them down to simplest of spinebusters, powerslams, and clothelines. He was probably the most technically entertaining monster in the WWE, ever, and it's not nostalgia so see that. If he didn't pack his bags and leave, the main event as you see it today would probably be a very different place.
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That's what I thought too. He's coming back, right?
 
Man Smackdown sucks.

Well with Brodus matches we know who's really a bunch of jobbers now.

Alex Riley...who the fuck is this guy?
 
Net_Wrecker said:
Brock was a freak and every one of his moves had a very good look to them down to simplest of spinebusters, powerslams, and clothelines. He was probably the most technically entertaining monster in the WWE, ever, and it's not nostalgia so see that. If he didn't pack his bags and leave, the main event as you see it today would probably be a very different place.
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As such, I offer up some evidence: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4q7i0_brock-lesnar-debut-s-in-wwf_sport
 
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