Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Has HHH every gone in detail on why he does the whole water bottle thing?
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Has HHH every gone in detail on why he does the whole water bottle thing?
This wasn't nearly as offensive as Kane and Big Show unceremoniously dumping Ambrose and Ziggler out of the ring.
This wasn't nearly as offensive as Kane and Big Show unceremoniously dumping Ambrose and Ziggler out of the ring.
I maintain the WWE handled Hulk Hogan poorly.
It cut bait when it should have allowed Hogan to make an on-air apology during Raw. And then I would have put Hogan's fate to a vote. The "universe" would get to decide if Hogan's apology was sincere and if he deserved continued employment.
Then I would have sent Hogan out on whatever sort of media tour I could conjure up to speak about racism, his hurtful comments, the apology, and his regret.
When he'd done his penance -- with the understanding that he was sincere and forthright throughout the whole procress -- I would have reinstated him as a legend.
Man...I laughed a loooooong time at that one.
My god, this is amazing.
I don't always love combining Vince gifs with non-wrestling content, but this is terrific:
I maintain the WWE handled Hulk Hogan poorly.
It cut bait when it should have allowed Hogan to make an on-air apology during Raw. And then I would have put Hogan's fate to a vote. The "universe" would get to decide if Hogan's apology was sincere and if he deserved continued employment.
Then I would have sent Hogan out on whatever sort of media tour I could conjure up to speak about racism, his hurtful comments, the apology, and his regret.
When he'd done his penance -- with the understanding that he was sincere and forthright throughout the whole procress -- I would have reinstated him as a legend.
Big Show and Kane tag-team tossing people out of the ring as Authority enforcers who could only lose once their alliance broke down was great storytelling, Roman and Bryan had the best match either one had in awhile at the PPV following Royal Rumble, the main event of Wrestlemania 31 was awesome, Bryan had what would have been a great role had he not gotten hurt again but he did and thus it would have been disastrous to go with WM30 Part 2 storytelling, and 11 months later, Philly is giving Roman a standing ovation.
It's almost like WWE got it right last year and people are mad for no good reason (Kevin Dunn references being a dead giveaway).
My god, this is amazing.
Meanwhile, the 5'9, 155 pound rough looking Irishman outdraws all of Vince's mastodons by a huge margin.
Long eggs.
Alright who is dethroning Mil this season in LU.
Pentagon?
Cuerno?
Rey?
Puma?
Who has the power level to kill what can't be killed?
Alright who is dethroning Mil this season in LU.
Pentagon?
Cuerno?
Rey?
Puma?
Who has the power level to kill what can't be killed?
Big Show and Kane tag-team tossing people out of the ring as Authority enforcers who could only lose once their alliance broke down was great storytelling, Roman and Bryan had the best match either one had in awhile at the PPV following Royal Rumble, the main event of Wrestlemania 31 was awesome, Bryan had what would have been a great role had he not gotten hurt again but he did and thus it would have been disastrous to go with WM30 Part 2 storytelling, and 11 months later, Philly is giving Roman a standing ovation.
It's almost like WWE got it right last year and people are mad for no good reason (Kevin Dunn references being a dead giveaway).
Big Show and Kane tag-team tossing people out of the ring as Authority enforcers who could only lose once their alliance broke down was great storytelling, Roman and Bryan had the best match either one had in awhile at the PPV following Royal Rumble, the main event of Wrestlemania 31 was awesome, Bryan had what would have been a great role had he not gotten hurt again but he did and thus it would have been disastrous to go with WM30 Part 2 storytelling, and 11 months later, Philly is giving Roman a standing ovation.
It's almost like WWE got it right last year and people are mad for no good reason (Kevin Dunn references being a dead giveaway).
It's a tougher sell on Triple H's part because he has to convince fans that he despises Roman Reigns and everything he stands for and that's a tough sell. It came naturally with Daniel Bryan because you felt that there was conviction in his malice and believed genuinely that he felt D.Brine was a B+ player who couldn't cut it. The Roman feud has to be backed up by bullshit and will require an A+ game out of Triple H to get folks invested into wanting to see Hunter's downfall and Roman's triumph.I watched some of the Bryan mania 30 build a while ago and Triple H was really fucking good in the post rumble to mania build.
I hope he brings that A game for the Roman feud.
I mean, this was sound wrassle logic in 1986, but it's 2016, daddeh, and you need to change with the times. Well it's the Big Shooowww and Kane shouldn't even be on TV anymore.It was good. Also lots of people upset with Big Show winning the Andre Battle Royale, but it's perfect. The big guy NEEDS to win it sometime, that reinforces the idea that the biggest dude can win in a battle royale, which WWE had shied away from for a LONG time. And when two big guys team up in the Rumble, they are NEARLY unstoppable. When you're right, you're right.
I mean, this was sound wrassle logic in 1986, but it's 2016, daddeh, and you need to change with the times. Well it's the Big Shooowww and Kane shouldn't even be on TV anymore.
What's this all about? Are you serious? You think that this is a better way to handle what Hogan did? Instead of cutting all ties, they should have BROUGHT FANS' OPINIONS in to this to see if he should keep his job?
Also his regret was about getting caught, not about what he said.
Or this could just be some wild joke that I'm not sensing is a joke.
This would have been a PR disaster.
No joke, "Vince."
I'd have had Hogan repent on live TV.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
I guess the biggest problem is with millennial culture believing that even though they're completely regular, they feel they should have a chance against titans because they're supposed to be special, or at least that's what their parents tell them.
Sometimes you need a big asshole to make you humble and put you in your place.
Stop with your self-hating millennial schtick, you millennial.
And I'm all about having some "special titans" featured, but Big Show and Kane are extremely dull and old and un-entertaining. Find some newer big dudes.
Stop with your self-hating millennial schtick, you millennial.
And I'm all about having some "special titans" featured, but Big Show and Kane are extremely dull and old and un-entertaining. Find some newer big dudes.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
I guess the biggest problem is with millennial culture believing that even though they're completely regular, they feel they should have a chance against titans because they're supposed to be special, or at least that's what their parents tell them.
Sometimes you need a big asshole to make you humble and put you in your place.
I need to start reading it. I have it but haven't had much time to get to it.Slept on it, and I'm still incredibly amused by how hard and deep Gary Hart buried Jerry Jarrett in his book:
Just incredible.
1983
Starrcade '83: A Flair for the Gold - B
1984
Starrcade '84: The Million Dollar Challenge - C
1985
WrestleMania - B-
The Wrestling Classic - D+
Starrcade '85: The Gathering - C
1986
WrestleMania 2 - C+
The Big Event - C-
Starrcade '86: The Sky Walkers - C+
1987
WrestleMania III - B-
Starrcade '87: Chi-Town Heat - C+
Survivor Series '87 - C-
1988
Bunkhouse Stampede '88 - C-
Royal Rumble '88 - C-
Clash of the Champions I - B+
WrestleMania IV - C
Clash of the Champions II - C+
The Great American Bash '88 - B
SummerSlam '88 - D
Clash of the Champions III - C-
Survivor Series '88 - D
Clash of the Champions IV - C+
Starrcade '88: True Gritt - B
1989
Royal Rumble '89 - F
Clash of the Champions V - C-
Clash of the Champions VI - B
WrestleMania V - B-
WrestleWar '89 - C
Clash of the Champions VII - C+
The Great American Bash '89 - B+
SummerSlam '89 - C
Clash of the Champions VIII - B-
Halloween Havoc '89 - C+
Clash of the Champions IX - B
Survivor Series '89 - D+
Starrcade '89: Future Shock - C+
1990
Royal Rumble '90 - D+
Clash of the Champions X - B-
WrestleWar '90 - C
WrestleMania VI - B
Capital Combat: The Return of Robocop - B-
Clash of the Champions XI - C
The Great American Bash '90 - B-
SummerSlam '90 - D
Clash of the Champions XII - D
Halloween Havoc '90 - C-
Clash of the Champions XIII - D
Survivor Series '90 - D+
Starrcade '90: Collision Course - B-
1991
Royal Rumble '91 - D+
Clash of the Champions XIV - B-
WrestleWar '91 - C+
WrestleMania VII - D+
SuperBrawl - C-
Clash of the Champions XV - B-
The Great American Bash '91 - F
SummerSlam '91 - C-
Clash of the Champions XVI - C
Halloween Havoc '91 - B-
Clash of the Champions XVII - B-
Survivor Series '91 - D
This Tuesday in Texas - C
Starrcade '91: Battlebowl - C-
1992
Royal Rumble '92 - B-
Clash of the Champions XVIII - B
SuperBrawl II - B+
WrestleMania VIII - B-
WrestleWar '92 - B-
Beach Blast '92 - B+
Clash of the Champions XIX - B
The Great American Bash '92 - C+
SummerSlam '92 - C-
Clash of the Champions XX - B+
Halloween Havoc '92 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXI - C+
Survivor Series '92 - C-
Starrcade '92 - B-
1993
Clash of the Champions XXII - B
Royal Rumble '93 - C
SuperBrawl III - B-
WrestleMania IX - C-
Slamboree '93 - D+
King of the Ring '93 - C+
Clash of the Champions XXIII - B-
Beach Blast '93 - B-
Clash of the Champions XXIV - C+
SummerSlam '93 - D
Fall Brawl '93 - C-
Halloween Havoc '93 - C+
Clash of the Champions XXV - C-
BattleBowl - D
Survivor Series '93 - F
Starrcade '93 - C
1994
Royal Rumble '94 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXVI - B-
SuperBrawl IV - B-
WrestleMania X - B-
Spring Stampede '94 - B
Slamboree '94 - C
King of the Ring '94 - D
Clash of the Champions XXVII - C
Bash at the Beach '94 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXVIII - C+
SummerSlam '94 - C-
Fall Brawl '94 - C-
Halloween Havoc '94 - D+
Clash of the Champions XXIX - D
Survivor Series '94 - F
Starrcade '94 - D
1995
Royal Rumble '95 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXX - D+
SuperBrawl V - D+
Uncensored '95 - F
WrestleMania XI - D+
In Your House 1 - C-
Slamboree '95 - C-
The Great American Bash '95 - D
King of the Ring '95 - F
Bash at the Beach '95 - F
In Your House 2: The Lumberjacks - C
Clash of the Champions XXXI - C
SummerSlam '95 - C+
Fall Brawl '95 - D+
In Your House 3: Triple Header - C+
In Your House 4: Great White North - D+
Halloween Havoc '95 - F
Survivor Series '95 - C+
World War 3 '95 - C
In Your House 5: Seasons Beatings - C-
Starrcade '95 - B-
1996
Royal Rumble '96 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXXII - C
SuperBrawl VI - D+
In Your House 6: Rage in the Cage - C-
Uncensored '96 - D
WrestleMania XII - B-
In Your House 7: Good Friends, Better Enemies - C-
Slamboree '96 - C
In Your House 8: Beware of Dog - B-
The Great American Bash '96 - B
King of the Ring '96 - B-
Bash at the Beach '96 - B
In Your House 9: International Incident - C-
Hog Wild - C
Clash of the Champions XXXIII - C+
SummerSlam '96 - D+
Fall Brawl '96 - B
In Your House 10: Mind Games - C
In Your House 11: Buried Alive - C+
Halloween Havoc '96 - C+
Survivor Series '96 - B-
World War 3 '96 - B-
In Your House 12: It's Time - C
Starrcade '96 - B-
1997
Royal Rumble '97 - D+
Clash of the Champions XXXIV - C
Souled Out '97 - F
In Your House 13: Final Four - C+
SuperBrawl VII - C-
Uncensored '97 - B-
WrestleMania 13 - C
Spring Stampede '97 - C+
Barely Legal '97 - C-
In Your House 14: Revenge of the Taker - C-
In Your House 15: A Cold Day in Hell - C
Slamboree '97 - B-
King of the Ring '97 - D+
The Great American Bash '97 - C
In Your House 16: Canadian Stampede - B-
Bash at the Beach '97 - B
SummerSlam '97 - B
Road Wild '97 - D+
Hardcore Heaven '97 - C
Clash of the Champions XXXV - B-
Ground Zero: In Your House - D+
Fall Brawl '96 - C-
One Night Only - C
Badd Blood: In Your House - D+
Halloween Havoc '97 - B-
Survivor Series '97 - C+
World War 3 '97 - C+
November to Remember '97 - C
D-Generation X: In Your House - C
Starrcade '97 - D+
1998
Royal Rumble '98 - C-
Souled Out '98 - C
No Way Out '98 - D+
SuperBrawl VIII - D
Living Dangerously '98 - D
Avatar Rumble cancelled."Vince" talking about millennials again. What was that about gimmick posting?
wak wak wak. We didn't have Strowman last year, but we do now. He's someone I'd put in that echelon. Rowan does NOT do it for me, though, he looks dopey at every turn. Harper is dope though, but lacks the amount of beef and striations.
I haven't seen much of Strowman but you're always talking him up so hopefully he's better than Kane and the Big Show.
I just hope Big Cass can get a little more muscular and deliver a slightly better promo soon, because then Vince can finally send Big Show and Kane out to pasture in favor of his new younger 7 foot guy.
I haven't seen much of Strowman but you're always talking him up so hopefully he's better than Kane and the Big Show.
What are the must-watch matches from Wrestle Kingdom 10? Today seems like a good day to give 'em a go.
I need to start reading it. I have it but haven't had much time to get to it.
He's really not
Strowman is terrible, he might be the dude on the roster.
I haven't seen much of Strowman but you're always talking him up so hopefully he's better than Kane and the Big Show.
he's actually not. he's a big clumsy rolly polly bastard and looks like a goof. also has ZERO experience, unlike Kane and big show.
and he has a nipple ring.
Shibata/Ishii
Nakamura/AJ
Tanahashi/Okada
GOGOGOGOGO
Big Cass looks like a stretched out Neville.
Dope, I think once I get into it, I can finish it rather fast. The Sting comments still make me laugh.It's a quick read, and Hart packs the book with anecdotes and thoughts about wrestling like that account about the Tennessee wrestling families.
What are the must-watch matches from Wrestle Kingdom 10? Today seems like a good day to give 'em a go.
I haven't seen much of Strowman but you're always talking him up so hopefully he's better than Kane and the Big Show.