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[AJUMP23]

Jeff Bezos' girlfriend, Lauren Sánchez, says she plans to go to space next year

Sánchez, a trained helicopter pilot and founder of an aerial filming company, plans to go to space in 2023 with "a great group of females."

www.businessinsider.com

Jeff Bezos flew into space last year, and soon it'll be his girlfriend's turn.

Lauren Sánchez told CNN in an interview published Monday that she plans to go to space sometime in 2023.

A former reporter and anchor, Sánchez is also a trained helicopter pilot and founded an aerial filming and production company in 2016 called Black Ops Aviation. She and Bezos have publicly been in a relationship since 2019.

Sánchez told CNN that the former Amazon CEO won't be on the spaceflight with her, but she'll be joined by "a great group of females."

Some men will do anything for a break.

 

[PapaEmeritus]

 

[Ionian]

Good looking girl, one way to get rid of her her though if she's constantly nagging about the automated house shit like the 'Astro'.

(Fitting name, pun intended).

 

[Maiden Voyage]

How much you want to bet he's got a new girl on the side and this is the easiest way to get rid of the current one.

 

[AJUMP23]

How much you want to bet he's got a new girl on the side and this is the easiest way to get rid of the current one.

Her friends are going too, so it solves lots of problems.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Jennings]

I thought he was married. I'm out of the loop when it comes to billionaires.

 

[poppabk]

I thought he was married. I'm out of the loop when it comes to billionaires.

His ex wife has already remarried.
And then got divorced again.

 

[Patrick S.]

Left a natural beauty to be with a plastic doll… blergh

 

[SlimySnake]

If I was a billionare and my girlfriend looked like that id send her to Mars.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Ionian]

How much you want to bet he's got a new girl on the side and this is the easiest way to get rid of the current one.

He'll be beta-testing the wank/suck a trons. Very realistic ones with downloadable avatars.

Hit the wrong button though and you'll get a Kardasian. Dead eyes and an empty wallet to fill to stop it.

 

[Sub_Level]

She’s 52? Damn she looks good.

 

[Fbh]

Jeff is dating the first humanoid prototype of alexa?

 

[AyyyLmao420]

Send mine too!

O wait i dont have one heheheheh....

 

[Valonquar]

Somehow, saying "I'm donating most of my wealth to charity" and "I am sending my girlfriend to space" in the same week is the most Bezos thing Bezos has yet done.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

If I was a billionare and my girlfriend looked like that id send her to Mars.

Yeah, I don’t really get why he switched , it’s not like his new girl is an upgrade over the ex-wife.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Send mine too!

O wait i dont have one heheheheh....

You took her place, judging from the ban page.

 

[TronNerd82]

I've seen enough alien tentacle hentai to know where this is going.

 

[winjer]

Is she coming back down?

 

[AJUMP23]

You took her place, judging from the ban page.

35 messages than banned. That has to be a record.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Soon there's going to be a reserved seat on each flight for Bezos' ex-wives, one by one they'll stretch to reach the moon.

 

[chromhound]

Great.... more plastic in space

 

[JayK47]

MFer is going to have a ho on every planet.

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

His ex wife has already remarried.
And then got divorced again.

Did her husband get part of her wealth?

 

[Northeastmonk]

The extra mile high club. How many people can say they have?

 

[Billbofet]

Bond villains are real

 

[AJUMP23]

Did her husband get part of her wealth?

That would be a no. He never even quit his teaching job.

 

[Tams]

His ex wife has already remarried.
And then got divorced again.

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be praising her for marrying her true love and giving away billions*?



*The manner in which she has done so being an issue as it floods the charitable sector with money, often to charities that aren't able to handle the much money.

 

[Doom85]

Send mine too!

O wait i dont have one heheheheh....

This can be the new “girlfriend lives in Canada” excuse for people living in the US.

”Oh yeah, totally have a girlfriend, she uh, she’s up in space for a while…”

 

[ipukespiders]

 

[Nobody_Important]

I feel like there are easier ways to get someone to have sex with you to be honest.



Then again maybe he just wanted to send her back home?

 

[EviLore]

 

[jason10mm]

How much you want to bet he's got a new girl on the side and this is the easiest way to get rid of the current one.

Is it cheating if she is off the planet?

 

[AJUMP23]

Is it cheating if she is off the planet?

I guess just a private launch to have space sex is not yet affordable.

 

[Laptop1991]

A bit of an extreme way to break up lol,

 

[LiquidMetal14]

If anyone was deserving to go the final frontier it's her

 

[supernova8]

Lol I'd send my girlfriend to the moon for some peace and quiet and...

 

[supernova8]

Is it cheating if she is off the planet?

I bet she would be (sarcastically and literally) over the moon when she finds out.

 

[nkarafo]

"a great group of females"

First thing that comes in mind when i read that line is David Attenborough saying it in an animal documentary.

 

[Sybrix]

Bond villains are real

 

[GymWolf]

How much you want to bet he's got a new girl on the side and this is the easiest way to get rid of the current one.

Imagine being so rich and having the need to fucking lie.

Just stay free and fuck whoever you want you fucking dumbass of a bezos.

 

[Ionian]

Imagine being so rich and having the need to fucking lie.

Just stay free and fuck whoever you want you fucking dumbass of a bezos.

I'd have a fur jacket, a cane and a harem of bitches that would have to brawl at night for the chance to share my bed.

Also a madam to keep updating my ho crew to keep it high quality. She bruise, she lose.

 

[UnNamed]

 

[GymWolf]

I'd have a fur jacket, a cane and a harem of bitches that would have to brawl at night for the chance to share my bed.

Also a madam to keep updating my ho crew to keep it high quality. She bruise, she lose.

Yep, i mean he know that women don't go with him for his persona, that ship sailed the moment he was a bit rich, by now it's in the bottom of the ocean.

If love is off the table, being free to fuck whoever you want is the second (debatable) best choice.

 

[Ionian]

Yep, i mean he know that women don't go with him for his persona, that ship sailed the moment he was a bit rich, by now it's in the bottom of the ocean.

If love is off the table, being free to fuck whoever you want is the second (debatable) best choice.

Ah true love really is special, a smile from a loved one when in love cannot be quantified. The heart melts.

I'd still push Rose off the bow of the Titanic though for the laugh, relize the water was too cold. Maybe try and find a rope but otherwise, go back to the tilting ballroom. Plenty of damsels in distress to undress.

Painting them all on a tilting boat would undoubtably end up memes a century later. Or modern art!

 

[GymWolf]

Ah true love really is special, a smile from a loved one when in love cannot be quantified. The heart melts.

I'd still push Rose off the bow of the Titanic though for the laugh, relize the water was too cold. Maybe try and find a rope but otherwise, go back to the tilting ballroom. Plenty of damsels in distress to undress.

Painting them all on a tilting boat would undoubtably end up memes a century later. Or modern art!

True love is also incredibly rare even when people think they found the right one.

In his case, 99,99% of women are gonna fuck his brain out just for the money, and he fucking knows that, at this point, why pretending?

If life gives you billions, make fuckonade.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I wouldn't "date" if I was Bezos rich tbh. I'd take them to a really expensive meal. Get that top shelf strange then move on.

 

[Ionian]

True love is also incredibly rare even when people think they found the right one.

In his case, 99,99% of women are gonna fuck his brain out just for the money, and he fucking knows that, at this point, why pretending?

If life gives you billions, make fuckonade.

Hard to deny that.

Completely unrelated question, when I was in Sicily there were open street catacombs. Girlfriend said teens would drink in them (they were everywhere, from roads mostly) Said people would get lost and die as they went so far and they didn't know the way back. Her words, I never went in any as they were mostly in the road and Sicilian drivers take no prisoners.

Just curious, loved Sicily just never got the chance to explore. Kinda locked down to the family (who were amazing, 'barro da cazzo', thought they shocked me. I just played along. A meal with dicks around you, didn't bother me but they thought i'd be outraged. Just ate the shit meal, then off to Mt. Etna for more tourist trinkets

Not gonna lie, loved every moment. Sicily is a gem. Would go back in a heartbeat. Would need a reason though, she was an ex, i'd be completely lost without a lover protection. Stunning city, easily one of my best holidays ever. Her ex was jailed as being mafia, her cousin was a massive kick boxer. Was bodyguard.

Wild shit. Nothing ever happened.

Sicily though is gorgeous, both the people, food and lifestyle.

The driving not so much.

 

[AJUMP23]

Bond villains are real

Sybrix there is only one bond villain that represents Bezos.