Jeff Bezos x Lauren Sanchez having $600 million Christmas wedding in Aspen

Who ever did her plastic surgery needs to have their license taken away,

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He's a nerd who's been preoccupied building an empire, probably doesn't have much experience with women other than Mackenzie. Highly susceptible to a cunning social climber's wiles, it would appear.


Will the wedding look like this, I wonder:


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It's a Game of Thots I hear. Don't worry. The story won't ever be completed because the writer is too busy writing for HBO
 
Who cares? Isn't this what people always bitch about he's doing exactly what people want putting hundreds of millions back into the economy.
 
Heh, I ate at Matsuhisa last week.
Good stuff.
I still don't see how they got to the $600M headline unless he's making affordable housing for all the service people.
Edit: They got the name of the restaurant wrong in the article. This whole thing seems like nonsense.
 
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All those billions and that's the best he can do? That pussy must be made of gold because the bitch looks like something from Resident Evil.
That pussy looks like a used escort / prostitute. I am shocked Bezos has this shit taste, but as we all know that is one thing no money in the world can buy, again and again we see that being true.

Regardless, I'm sure he has 30 lawyers working on a prenup, so whatever.
 
Worked hard for 3 decades and is now buffed and does not a give a fuck.
It sure looks like he doesn't give a fuck because with a fraction of his money he can get an infinitely better pussy. Hey, maybe "as low as you can go" is the new kink for the ultra rich.
 
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