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Jennifer Aniston actually traded up from Brad Pitt?

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She is now with Vince Vaughn. There's pictures at The Superficial. Pitt got the better end of the deal. :lol

(and I'm not talking about the thin Swingers Vince either.)

jennvince2pl.jpg


Awwwww.
 

aoi tsuki

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Teknopathetic said:
I'm all for Vince getting some nook, but let's face it. Jolie = Pitt wins.
The fact that people are trying to say otherwise is just pure lunacy. Frankly, Jen's probably just mad that she can't get Angelina. Everybody love Angelina.
 

Jim Bowie

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Losing Pitt is Aniston's biggest mistake. Brad Pitt is fucking smoking- and a better actor than Vince.

Although going to Angelina Jolie sucks... I hate her lips. Not to mention her acting ability.
 

BojTrek

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My guess, some kind of magazine film shoot... people don't pose like that when they are relaxing on a beach... FILM SHOOT!
 

karasu

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Hes much cooler than Brad Pitt. I'll never uinderstand the appeal of Pitt. Jolie is alright though. her body isn't as good as her face. Annistons body owns.
 

Ristamar

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Oddly enough, Angelina looks better now than she did in the 90's. She looked rather 'meh' to me in many of her films early in her career. She's definitely aged well.
 

mrmyth

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BojTrek said:
My guess, some kind of magazine film shoot... people don't pose like that when they are relaxing on a beach... FILM SHOOT!


You got it. They're here in Chicago filming a movie called The Breakup. That pic doesn't prove they're together...





...but the many people here that have spotted them in numerous local restaurants with their heads less than an inch apart kinda does.
 
Vince and Jen aren't dating. This is simply a photo from the movie they are shooting in Chicago. People are simply trying to get the hype train rolling. Vince even said this and all these photos are coming off the set.
 

BojTrek

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mrmyth said:
You got it. They're here in Chicago filming a movie called The Breakup. That pic doesn't prove they're together...

Maybe I will run into them... my wife works downtown, maybe the four of us can do dinner... I would spank Jennifer but would rather have Angelina... Oh well...
 

Ponn

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I'm in the Jennifer over Angelina camp. Angelina's personality is a number one turn off for me. Plus the whole wanting to save the world crap and help the little children in all these other countries and UN crap, whatever. And she will not age well, those boobs are gonna sag and the chicken leg comment is right on, shes gonna look funny. Watch her turn more and more into her daddy, in the face department.

Vince Vaughn is getting the best part of the break up.
 

Ryck

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Ponn01 said:
I'm in the Jennifer over Angelina camp. Angelina's personality is a number one turn off for me. Plus the whole wanting to save the world crap and help the little children in all these other countries and UN crap, whatever. And she will not age well, those boobs are gonna sag and the chicken leg comment is right on, shes gonna look funny. Watch her turn more and more into her daddy, in the face department.

Vince Vaughn is getting the best part of the break up.
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dog$

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norinrad21 said:
You don't enjoy sucki sucki?
I wouldn't from someone who looked like she suckisuckied a hot curling iron or got punched in the mouth fifty times.
 
Ponn01 said:
I'm in the Jennifer over Angelina camp. Angelina's personality is a number one turn off for me. Plus the whole wanting to save the world crap and help the little children in all these other countries and UN crap, whatever.


jesus, its not like you're ever gonna really date or marry her. who cares about personality.
 

Ollie Pooch

In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
those pictures of brad pitt and angelina in W magazine were hot hot hot hot

i'd take either of em :p
 

calder

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Teknopathetic said:
I'm all for Vince getting some nook, but let's face it. Jolie = Pitt wins.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith was an important cinematic event because it reminded me, forcibly, of just how insanely smoking hot Jolie can be. Hanging around with Billy Bob and looking busted and trailer parky for a couple of years made me forget, but damn she looked good in that movie. Not exactly a long term bring her home to meet mom sort, but everything about her suggests wild animal sex, and she manages to look not only like pure sex walking but she can pull off sophisticated and well bred when she dresses up.
 

Error

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calder said:
Mr. and Mrs. Smith was an important cinematic event because it reminded me, forcibly, of just how insanely smoking hot Jolie can be. Hanging around with Billy Bob and looking busted and trailer parky for a couple of years made me forget, but damn she looked good in that movie. Not exactly a long term bring her home to meet mom sort, but everything about her suggests wild animal sex, and she manages to look not only like pure sex walking but she can pull off sophisticated and well bred when she dresses up.

:lol Couldn't have said it better Brad Pitt got the better part of the deal here IMO
 

scorcho

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Space Age Playboy said:
Jennifer Aniston > Angelina Jolie
i agree with you sir. with all due respect to Ms. Jolie, Aniston looks like she has a tighter body, and she probably isn't stretched to the point where you could wear her intimate areas like a hat.

i heart you jennifer.
 
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