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[Odoul]

Has there ever been a worse less athletic sportsman?

Can't jump, can't shoot, can't run.

He's the most boring "athlete" of our generation. All he has is size and absolutely NOTHING else. He commits a foul on every offensive possession and I hate watching him play.

I snapped when when someone today actually told me they'd rather watch Shaq and the super-scrubs because the Spurs and Pistons are boring. I didn't think these people really existed.

Shaq if you're reading this, fuck you, fuck your game and fuck the refs that ignore the rules for your no-talent bully ass.

Thankfully after tonight I won't have to see you molest the game of basketball for awhile.

 

[siege]

Thankfully after tonight I won't have to see you molest the game of basketball for awhile.

Let's hope so.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

have you never seen baseball allstar david Wells?

 

[Doc Holliday]

If you know anything about basketball you should know that shaq is more than just a big dude. For his size that man has incredible agility. He's a great passer out of the post and has great hands. You think thats easy? Ask Ewing about passing out of double teams. The man in his prime ran the floor better than most forwards, and he wighed 300 pounds. Now im not a fan of shaq but i recognize the guy is talented.

 

[Matlock]

There's an NBA thread

 

[Zep]

Has there ever been a worse less athletic sportsman?

Can't jump, can't shoot, can't run.

He's the most boring "athlete" of our generation. All he has is size and absolutely NOTHING else. He commits a foul on every offensive possession and I hate watching him play.

I snapped when when someone today actually told me they'd rather watch Shaq and the super-scrubs because the Spurs and Pistons are boring. I didn't think these people really existed.

Shaq if you're reading this, fuck you, fuck your game and fuck the refs that ignore the rules for your no-talent bully ass.

Thankfully after tonight I won't have to see you molest the game of basketball for awhile.

there can be no response for this type of ignorance.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

if being big is all that Shaq had going for him, Bryant Reeves, Tractor Traylor and Oliver Miller would all be dominating the game. Its the fact that he has great size WITH pretty good athletiscism (when he's in shape and healthy) and quick feet that make him so great. What do you want him to do? Come outside and shoot 3 pointers when he can dominate anyone in the paint? There's already enough bigmen in the NBA that are too pussy to play inside as it is. As for the fouls, he actually gets fouled probably a lot more than he commits offensive fouls. Look at replays of him getting doubled and tripled in the paint, he's constantly getting slapped, raked across the arms, pushed, but the refs aren't gonna call it because all the guys doing it are so much smaller than he is.

In short, you don't know shit about basketball.

 

[DMczaf]

Has there ever been a worse less athletic sportsman?

Can't jump, can't shoot, can't run.

He's the most boring "athlete" of our generation. All he has is size and absolutely NOTHING else.

"HOLD ME BACK, COACH! HOLD ME BACK!"

 

[Musashi Wins!]

I can't agree with your assessment, but I wholeheartedly endorse your sentiment of not wanting to see the Heat in the Finals.


GO PISTONS!!!

 

[bishoptl]

There's an NBA thread

yep

"HOLD ME BACK, COACH! HOLD ME BACK!"