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Jews... hows the fasting?
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Alex Anderson
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Mmm. That's good pork.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense
Wait, that doesn't make any sense
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I'm a Jew. And I ate some Wendy's like 45 mins ago. The rest of my family is fasting. I'm not super heavy on the religion stuff.
Alex Anderson
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David Cross (Woman's Voice): Well, uhhhh, is your mother's vagina jewish?
David Cross: Yeah. Fuck! Got me on a technicality!
David Cross: Yeah. Fuck! Got me on a technicality!
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Matrix said:
Haha, like always, brah. I'm actually grubbin' on Entenmann's cookies right now. And a 20 oz. Coke.
Alex Anderson
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Entenmann's cheese danishes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Comfort_Eagle
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Not Jewish but the roommate is. Though she still is consuming copious amounts of alcohol......
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Matrix said:"Entenmann's cookies"
Chocolate chip?
None other, sir.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Joe said:
Correction. This thread involves cookies, Wendy's, Arbys, Oreos and Coke. This is greatest fasting thread ever, beotch.
ConfusingJazz
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AlphaSnake said:
Moses would be proud.
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
I think normally I'd be qualified as "1/16th Jew" but since that part runs through the mothers of my moms side... that means technically I am Jewish by heritage, doesn't it? I think thats what www.jewfaq.org says. I don't practice Judaism anyways, at least that's what other people who say they do would say (we have disagreements about the Messiah and what His role was/is). But it's all good, I love Jews.
ConfusingJazz
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scola said:
Once you tell me why Jesus, Moses, Buddha, Mohammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu and Sea Man (and his trusty bird, Swallow) make the members of the Super Best Friends and battle the evil that is David Blaine, maybe I can get to work on that.
Oh, nevermind, I won't be too much of an ass, its from a South Park episode.
Journeywalker
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Fasting's going pretty well so far, although I know I'll be dead tired by sunset. I was feeling really sick yesterday and didn't eat anything so today is going to be tougher than usual. I hope I don't faint or anything.
Mermandala
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It is said that Mafses wandered in the desert living off of a single soft drink, and the people of that land were slow and afflicted causing him much grief. But the time arrived when he did make his way back to the land of milk and coffee, the true home of all Miseraelites, where there was great feasting and mashing of buttons.
automagnus
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Any Jews that are fasting are also not going on the Internet, because we're not supposed to be doing anything today.
Thats make me and everyother Jew here... very bad Jews
*Goes to the kitchen for a hot pocket*
Thats make me and everyother Jew here... very bad Jews
*Goes to the kitchen for a hot pocket*
BigJonsson
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I just walked home from Shul....took me an hour and a half!!! I got thirsty on the way and had some Fruitopia lol
But still, that was a wicked long walk
But still, that was a wicked long walk
BigJonsson
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ITS OVER!
elitehebrew
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i'm doing great with my fasting
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