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[Gattsu25]

Ok, thank you Jiffy Lube for the oil change and thanks for telling me what else I should do with my car.
Thanks for driving my car out of the garage.
Thanks for letting me drive my car home.
Thanks for the smoke that came out of my hood when I was a few blocks away.
Well FUCK MY NUTS but thanks for leaving the cap to my oil ON TOP OF MY FUCKING BATTERY TOO you stupid assholes.

 

[Battlezone]

Damn, I wish I'd read this an hour ago when I dropped my car off there. I hate going there, but it's so damned convenient, being next to my office and all, and I'm incredibly lazy.

 

[tedtropy]

This would've been funnier if you somehow made it all rhyme.

I get my oil/filter changes at Wal-mart for like $17. Apart from them occasionally adjusting my seat all the fucking way back or a grease print on my hood, I haven't had any problems. I try to stick around and watch whenever my car's getting worked on for anything, but with oil changes I like to shop around to kill the time. Just ALWAYS pop the hood and check things out before you leave.

 

[DarienA]

My previous car I had Circuit City install a remote start/alarm kit in it...

Got home... from some reason decided to pop the trunk... these fuckers left a WRENCH right on top of my battery... it was just sitting there...

WTF.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Wakune, that happened to a friend of mine about 5 years ago. But they forgot to put the plug back in underneath the engine. So all the oil came out, ruined his jeep, but they ended up paying for the repairs with pretty much no hassle.

 

[Darias]

Interesting...

Take the vehicle back to JiffyLube, and demand a new engine.

They have a standing policy for when that happens.

 

[Error Macro]

Ok, thank you Jiffy Lube for the oil change and thanks for telling me what else I should do with my car.
Thanks for driving my car out of the garage.
Thanks for letting me drive my car home.
Thanks for the smoke that came out of my hood when I was a few blocks away.
Well FUCK MY NUTS but thanks for leaving the cap to my oil ON TOP OF MY FUCKING BATTERY TOO you stupid assholes.

LOL

oh man, I'm sorry, but that was extremely funny.

They probably spilled oil onto an exhaust manifold or something. That's why it was smoking.

 

[Tuvoc]

My previous car I had Circuit City install a remote start/alarm kit in it...

Got home... from some reason decided to pop the trunk... these fuckers left a WRENCH right on top of my battery... it was just sitting there...

WTF.

Did you keep it?

 

[WasabiKing]

Nothing beats my cousin. He runs a shop and his former employee was rotating tires for someone. When the guy got on the freeway, one of the tires flew off. FIRED

 

[iceDragon7]

Thanks for reminding me, I have to take my car to Jiffy Lube this weekend.
It's going to be my first time so I'll be sure to check before driving away.

 

[Fuzzy]

Don't think that this only happens in small shops, it happens in the big dealerships also (and more often than you'd think).

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

+1 to working on your car.

 

[tedtropy]

Nothing beats my cousin. He runs a shop and his former employee was rotating tires for someone. When the guy got on the freeway, one of the tires flew off. FIRED

How was said shop not sued into the ground?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i got a cd player installed in my old car at Circuit City and one of the guys i guess was testing it and left a Too Short CD in my car stereo. Too short CD>>>a wrench.

Ninja Scooter 1, Darien 0.

 

[Matlock]

My previous car I had Circuit City install a remote start/alarm kit in it...

Got home... from some reason decided to pop the trunk... these fuckers left a WRENCH right on top of my battery... it was just sitting there...

WTF.

Going to second it: did you keep the wrench?

 

[aoi tsuki]

+1 to working on your car.

Agreed, although the last time i changed my oil, i accidentally left the oil cap off as i started the car and revved the engine. :/

 

[tedtropy]

Agreed, although the last time i changed my oil, i accidentally left the oil cap off as i started the car and revved the engine. :/

-1 to you working on your own car. LOL^2.

 

[WasabiKing]

How was said shop not sued into the ground?

Cause the guy didn't get hurt, and my cousin basically replaced everything damaged. Yeah, he was lucky.

 

[tedtropy]

Cause the guy didn't get hurt, and my cousin basically replaced everything damaged. Yeah, he was lucky.

Wow, I should say so. Nice that everything worked out in the end.

 

[aoi tsuki]

-1 to you working on your own car. LOL^2.

No, -1 for drinking during the process.