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Rooney Mara & Joaquin Phoenix Welcome Son River

Actors Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix have welcomed their first child, a son they named River in honor of Joaquin's late brother.

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[brap]

Thanks grandma. I love celeb gossip.

 

[DeafTourette]

This was sweet.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Never heard someone named that amazing

 

[The Wheel of Fortune]

She's quite fit IMO, Rooney Mara:

 

[MaestroMike]

Makes sense and cool !

also side news:

 

[MrS]

very cool

 

[Foamy]

Nice thing to do. Even if he is crazier than a bed bug.

 

[LoV]

His friends got River to overdose. That whole story is fucked.

 

[Tesseract]

that's awesome, losing a brother or sister must be terrible

 

[lock2k]

That's awesome.

Also, Rooney is so hot...

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Rooney was my crush for a long time. He is certainly worthy of removing her from my metaphysical entanglement.
That and I got a great woman. Also him naming his first born after his big bro is heartfelt.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Never heard someone named that amazing

This has to be a bot, right?

 

[DeepBreath87]

His friends got River to overdose. That whole story is fucked.

Eh. River was a straight up junkie on a bender. While what happened was very sad, it is the risk you take to play that game. So I don’t really blame anyone for what happened.

 

[Punished Miku]

This has to be a bot, right?

He's secretly my favorite person here. No matter what threat it is, I can count on him to give an unexpected reply.

 

[Mistershine.]

She's quite fit IMO, Rooney Mara:

I think the only thing I've seen her in is Carol with cate blanchett.

 

[notseqi]

Good for him. Maybe this one'll go a bit better.

 

[Kev Kev]

This has to be a bot, right?

his algorithms are getting more and more weird lately

 

[Stiflers Mom]

She's quite fit IMO, Rooney Mara:

What a gorgeous woman.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Makes sense and cool !

also side news:

Only 50 million for two potentially blockbuster films? Seems pretty cheap. I would negotiate that hard if I were Joaquin.

 

[highrider]

Flies out over low visibility.. hey I’m a Kennedy, what could go wrong?

 

[chikydee]

This was sweet.

My thoughts too, it's beautiful and shows how much he still loves his brother.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Only 50 million for two potentially blockbuster films? Seems pretty cheap. I would negotiate that hard if I were Joaquin.

I will do it for 3 Million. No problem. They just have to call me.

 

[GymWolf]

Maybe i have terrible taste for women but i don't get the love for his fiancee...

Maybe it's the horrible non-feminine haircut that she has in every fucking pic...

 

[Cunth]

Maybe i have terrible taste for women but i don't get the love for his fiancee...

Maybe it's the horrible non-feminine haircut that she has in every fucking pic...

I’d do her. But only once

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Maybe i have terrible taste for women but i don't get the love for his fiancee...

Maybe it's the horrible non-feminine haircut that she has in every fucking pic...

She looks like a dude.

 

[GymWolf]

I’d do her. But only once

How lucky she is.

 

[GymWolf]

She looks like a dude.

Nah, she just looks like a skinny woman with a shitty haircut, in some pics she looks fine, not my type but fine nevertheless.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Nah, she just looks like a skinny woman with a shitty haircut, in some pics she looks fine, not my type but fine nevertheless.

I think she has that Jennifer Conelly thing going on.

Also skinny women > fat women.

 

[GymWolf]

I think she has that Jennifer Conelly thing going on.

Also skinny women > fat women.

no offense but connely is in another universe compared to this chick, especially when she was young.

there are a lot of mid ways between skinny and fat, i don't like landwhales as well.

 

[notseqi]

no offense but connely is in another universe compared to this chick, especially when she was young.

there are a lot of mid ways between skinny and fat, i don't like landwhales as well.

Oooooooooo she still hot, daamn

 

[GymWolf]

Oooooooooo she still hot, daamn

Yeah sure, it's just a personal thing.

 

[farmerboy]

I’d do her. But only once

But you'd do her properly.

 

[JimiNutz]

Should have named him Arthur.

Arthur River Phoenix.

 

[notseqi]

Yeah sure, it's just a personal thing.

Got a thing for early-20s but I'd give her one. Monica Bellucci too. Anybody got their phone#?

 

[Godzilla Emu]

Good for him. Maybe this one'll go a bit better.

LOL @ seeing TISM on NeoGAF. G'day Australia . Amazing band.

Spoiler

Fun story: I lived on the opposite street to a cousin of the lead singer. We used to hangout as kids/teenagers.

 

[notseqi]

LOL @ seeing TISM on NeoGAF. G'day Australia . Amazing band.

Spoiler

Fun story: I lived on the opposite street to a cousin of the lead singer. We used to hangout as kids/teenagers.

Which one, Ron Hitler-Barassi or Humphrey B. Flaubert?

 

[Airbus Jr]

Very good name River Phoenix

Congratulations for your firstborn son Joker

 

[RadAndrew502]

Maybe i have terrible taste for women but i don't get the love for his fiancee...

Maybe it's the horrible non-feminine haircut that she has in every fucking pic...

Is this dumb shit the new, "She has sharp knees" ?

 

[Godzilla Emu]

Which one, Ron Hitler-Barassi or Humphrey B. Flaubert?

I have no idea, mate. That conversation came up when I was a teenager while randomly waiting for a bus with her. It would have been between 93' and 95', I think. At that point I hadn't discovered how awesome they were; I'd just seen the occasional odd music video on Rage.

 

[BigBooper]

They apparently had a very greasy childhood.

 

[GymWolf]

Is this dumb shit the new, "She has sharp knees" ?

Is this the new "we are in a vg forum so we are all fat nerds who can't have different taste in women" or you are just projecting?!

You can look some of my pics in the photo thread and judge by yourself if you want, if not clear enough i can send you some photos with only a thong on me (under payment of course, and i'm not cheap)

 

[TrainedRage]

Everybody liked that.

 

[Birdo]

Will probably end up a coke head too.