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[MrAngryFace]

Any advice? suggestions?

I have two AA's (I know, shut up) and lots of skills, like numbchuk skills and bo-staff skills, and hacking skills.

 

[AeroGod]

,like numbchuk skills and bo-staff skills, and hacking skills.

This must be some sort of blessing.

Im looking to hire someone who can break into Nintendo's HQ and thwart their operations. This will require both NInja skills and hacking skills, you have both. How great is that.

The job pays well. 10 thousand up front, another 10 thousand for completion. Secondary objectives include 5 thousand for obtaining me a working model of the NIntendo DS and 500 bucks for every Nintendo employee pelt you bring me.

My "company" will handle any travel and lodging expenses.

As an alternative...

www.monster.com

www.hotjobs.com

 

[Miguel]

I hear there's a Washington Mutual in Washington.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

so......... am i to understand that you moved to WA without a job? that's tough....

 

[MrAngryFace]

No I have a job, its just i need another.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I've been unemployed in the Austin, TX area for like a month now. I'm just lazy though...

Monster.com got my a few interviews, but I've been contacted by a few pyramid scheme type of deals. I'm not going to stay in a training program for 3 weeks without pay, thats just a waste of my time. And I'm not going to "invest" before I'm hired.

 

[Iceman]

The man loves Washington.

I have never been to the area, know nothing about the place and in general have nothing to add to this thread. But I do appreciate the Napoleon Dynamite references. Can't get enough of those. I bet with your skills you could just mosey on over to Idaho and take over. I heard there are lots of gangs over there and they could use the skills you possess.

 

[MrAngryFace]

its funny, Mesa AZ Mormons dont like Salt Lake UT Mormons

 

[Team Rancid]

I have two AA's (I know, shut up) and lots of skills, like numbchuk skills and bo-staff skills, and hacking skills.

 

[MrAngryFace]

hahah ouch

 

[Tazznum1]

You have to work up to that, my friend. They don't let you walk up and be a senior refuse manager. All willy nilly and such.