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[Laurent]

One can only imagine what happen to that dinner, but Steve Jobs did in fact said that last month at Macworld...

 

[Pochacco]

Jobs is so much cooler than Gates....
Gates is such a nerd.

They're both great business men though.

 

[belgurdo]

Fool...he knows that Gates' Monkey Style is invincible

 

[Mustang]

Jobs would kick his ass any day.

Well, not in the bank department though.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Fool...he knows that Gates' Monkey Style is invincible

You would think so, but I've heard Jobs has pencilled in some meetings with Sam Seed

 

[maharg]

Jobs is so much cooler than Gates....
Gates is such a nerd.

They're both great business men though.

I'd say they're both geeky jackasses.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Jobs would kick his ass any day.

Jobs may be able to kick his ass straight up, but gates' private army of bodyguards would go Keyser Soze on Jobs' ass.

 

[MASB]

I'd say they're both geeky jackasses.

Yeah, that's probably close to the truth. At least in Steve Jobs' case. I don't know alot about Gates. Not saying that Jobs hasn't done alot of great things, but that doesn't keep him from being a jackass.

 

[neptunes]

anyone have that newsweek cover of jobs calling bill to say thanks after Microsoft gave apple a little money?

"thanks bill"

 

[Mermandala]

Anybody thinking Jobs wins this bout has forgotten that Gates can summon Ballmer from under the street and leap up into his custom tailored back-saddle to pound away as if he were astride a fleshy Big "O". Steve gets "jobbed" like a contract.

Also, Bill could throw diamonds. He carries a big bag of sharp diamonds.

 

[MASB]

Anybody thinking Jobs wins this bout has forgotten that Gates can summon Ballmer from under the street and leap up into his custom tailored back-saddle to pound away as if he were astride a fleshy Big "O". Steve gets "jobbed" like a contract.

True. Who does Jobs have as a number two man after all? Wozniak? I don't think that would help him too much in a fight.