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#BigFightFeel

Imagine being actually scared of Cornette.

Anyone can get a gun in America, friend.

Russo and Cornette would take shooting to a new level.

Ah, where's Data to put up a picture of Hana Kimura? I guess I will have to do it.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Sendai Girls and AJPW don't have international streaming services that I can pay for.

I didn't mean to sound accusatory. I just wanted to know one way or the other and figured RH was the only way.

As far are Cornette, Russo and guns go. I somehow forgot America is America.

For real, the gun laws here are so good. Are you a farmer and need to kill shit that eats your crops? Here is a gun. Are you a random cunt who seems angry and paranoid? Go fuck yourself.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Bullet Club shirts in Hot Topic, seriously?

 

[spindashing]

Once people understand most NJPW promos are fuck you I the best it becomes so much easier.

I wish I knew what Taguchi said in some of his stuff. Must be hilarious.

 

[RecRoulette]

Bullet Club shirts in Hot Topic, seriously?

Sure why not? It's not like wrestling is cool anyway

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Hana Kimura is the bestest

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Bullet Club shirts in Hot Topic, seriously?

Gotta go after that Bullet Club crowd.

 

[Zach]

Just like her fanbase.

You? Because you're the dork watching this crap weekly.

How's your life, buddy? Because it ain't better than mine.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Sure why not? It's not like wrestling is cool anyway

What are you trying to say, friend? People who watch fake fighting in a language they can't understand aren't cool?!?!

 

[FallingEdge]

I'm all for the Bucks and Omega making money.

 

[RecRoulette]

Once people understand most NJPW promos are fuck you I the best it becomes so much easier.

NJPW promos were the main reason I watched NJPW on AXS

Edit: More of this

 

[Zach]

How does WWE not have a cooking show on the Network called Supperslam?

This is the first time in our lives that you have not let me down, Proteus.

 

[XenoRaven]

Uh oh. Zach's ornery.

 

[Hasney]

How does WWE not have a cooking show on the Network called Supperslam?

 

[Zach]

What a missed opportunity!

 

[Beefy]

Zach's gone heel. First sexually assaulting OwensIsNow and now slapping down peoples lives

 

[Zach]

I'll never turn heel. It's you guys who have turned on me! Cheering guys like OwensIsNow! What do you expect from me?!

 

[Tom Nook]

 

[slightconfuse]

Best promo

https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/798215669846142976

 

[SallyIsNow]

How does WWE not have a cooking show on the Network called Supperslam?

>not GrandSlam
Proteus continues to dissapoint.

 

[RecRoulette]

>not GrandSlam
Proteus continues to dissapoint.

Leave Denny's out of this.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

What are you trying to say, friend? People who watch fake fighting in a language they can't understand aren't cool?!?!

*standing ovation*

 

[blackaroni]

You? Because you're the dork watching this crap weekly.

How's your life, buddy? Because it ain't better than mine.

Someone needs a hug.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Graves got double pay for that spot.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

An American TV show appeared on Australian Netflix called "Deep Fried Masters", it was a cooking competition between carnival workers who serve deep friend foods mainly served on a stick.

I found it to be quite an eye opening sociological documentary about the carny nature of North America.

 

[avengers23]

And don't forget

But I heard that you all like fire.

I'll never turn heel. It's you guys who have turned on me! Cheering guys like OwensIsNow! What do you expect from me?!

Zach's heel turn:

 

[RecRoulette]

Someone needs a hug.

Oh no, it's going to be Corey isn't it? Bayley is going to drag Corey into the abyss with her boyfriend angle, or maybe her boyfriend Angle.

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE'S RED VELVET CAKE

 

[Zach]

Someone needs a hug.

You? Because you're the dork watching this crap weekly.

How's your life, buddy? Because it ain't better than mine.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Gotta go after that Bullet Club crowd.

Oh damn....


But yeah, BC be corny as hell now

 

[Zach]

I can't believe WWE had two PPVs in October 2013. God dang it.

 

[RecRoulette]

Discovered Matt Riddle's shop last night and these are some goofy ass shirts I can get behind.

 

[Hasney]

 

[blackaroni]

You? Because you're the dork watching this crap weekly.

How's your life, buddy? Because it ain't better than mine.

 

[Jashobeam]

And don't forget

JR needs to be holding a fork with a sausage on it in that pic

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Discovered Matt Riddle's shop last night and these are some goofy ass shirts I can get behind.

I don't know how but Altered Beast always ended up the drunk/drug fueled game for so many people.

I know a lot of WrassleGAF aren't into metal but this proves my point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPwLunV6AI

 

[SallyIsNow]

I'll never turn heel. It's you guys who have turned on me! Cheering guys like OwensIsNow! What do you expect from me?!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I'll never turn heel. It's you guys who have turned on me! Cheering guys like OwensIsNow! What do you expect from me?!

君は？あなたは毎週このくそを見ているので。

あなたの人生はどうですか？それは私のものよりも良くないからです

 

[FlammableD]

More Mae Young names:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/maeyoungclassic/article/blanchard-gabert-laith-conti-devi-mae-young-classic

Third-generation wrestler Tessa Blanchard, hard-hitting veteran Abbey Laith, black-belt judoka Taynara Conti, international bruiser Jazzy Gabert and Great Khali protégé Kavita Devi are the latest additions to the Classic, which streams this summer, exclusively on WWE Network.

Abbey Laith is Kimber Lee and Jazzy Gabert is wrestler/carny tier MMA fighter Alpha Female.

 

[Zach]

The black and Zach Connection is back on.

WrassleGAF's greatest feud.

君は？あなたは毎週このくそを見ているので。

あなたの人生はどうですか？それは私のものよりも良くないからです

What is this, The Legend of Zelda?

 

[HashtagLapsed]

More Mae Young names:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/maeyoungclassic/article/blanchard-gabert-laith-conti-devi-mae-young-classic

Third-generation wrestler Tessa Blanchard, hard-hitting veteran Abbey Laith, black-belt judoka Taynara Conti, international bruiser Jazzy Gabert and Great Khali protégé Kavita Devi are the latest additions to the Classic, which streams this summer, exclusively on WWE Network.

Jazzy Gabert?!?!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

If that Bayley thing is true and it said it would happen after a win at Summerslam, just imagine, two years after her amazing win at Brooklyn, she finally kisses a boy.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

What is this, The Legend of Zelda?

Spoiler

"You? Because you're the dork watching this crap weekly.

How's your life, buddy? Because it ain't better than mine." translated into Japanese for New Japan viewers' benefit

 

[FlammableD]

Jazzy Gabert?!?!

Yeah, that was a pleasant surprise.

 

[spindashing]

(( wtf I'm sad

 

[Sweeney Tom]

:[ poor guy

 

[RecRoulette]

Real footage of Zach getting agitated. #leavezachalone

 

[avengers23]

More Mae Young names:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/maeyoungclassic/article/blanchard-gabert-laith-conti-devi-mae-young-classic

Third-generation wrestler Tessa Blanchard, hard-hitting veteran Abbey Laith, black-belt judoka Taynara Conti, international bruiser Jazzy Gabert and Great Khali protégé Kavita Devi are the latest additions to the Classic, which streams this summer, exclusively on WWE Network.

Abbey Laith is Kimber Lee and Jazzy Gabert is wrestler/carny tier MMA fighter Alpha Female.

No, I need Gabi Garcia vs. Alpha Female in RIZIN.

Damn it, Patterson. Let's book that shit in a Females Only Brawl for All.

But Rachel Ellering is signed elsewhere, so we won't get Ellering vs. Blanchard. That's not necessarily a complaint.

All the names in one place then:
1. Toni Storm
2. Abbey Laith (Kimber Lee)
3. Jazzy Gabert (Alpha Female)
4. Lacey Evans (Macey Estrella)
5. Sarah Logan (Crazy Mary Dobson)
6. Tessa Blanchard
7. Princesa Sugehit
8. Kavita Devi
9. Taynara Conti

 

[jobber]

Dragon Gate iPPVs can be ordered through Nico; https://secure.live.nicovideo.jp/event/dragongate it's not that hard tbh, the Nico sign-up's in English and navigating the iPPV purchase page is fine if you're OK with google translated pages. They accept debit and credit card (although some people's banks block payments to Japan unless you expressly tell them not to), but also you can use web money points that are purchasable digitally from Play Asia; http://www.play-asia.com/webmoney-2000-point-card/13/706xmv

As for other promotions, they either air on Samurai TV, GAORA or G+ - of the three only Samurai has a streaming service (a subscription channel on Nico), but unfortunately it's only open to Japanese customers. It would be amazing if they allowed non-Japanese fans to subscribe, as it's about the same price as NJPW World and carries a ton of promotions (BJW, AJPW, NOAH, Sendai, Ice Ribbon, Michipro, etc).

If you can read japanese, http://fujitv.live/fujitv is great. It's still free for a few more days. It has a 7 day dvr feature for every channel. Samauri TV is being added "soon", but it's lots of wrestling on other channels.

 

[Kaladin]

More Mae Young names:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/maeyoungclassic/article/blanchard-gabert-laith-conti-devi-mae-young-classic

Third-generation wrestler Tessa Blanchard, hard-hitting veteran Abbey Laith, black-belt judoka Taynara Conti, international bruiser Jazzy Gabert and Great Khali protégé Kavita Devi are the latest additions to the Classic, which streams this summer, exclusively on WWE Network.

Abbey Laith is Kimber Lee and Jazzy Gabert is wrestler/carny tier MMA fighter Alpha Female.

Kimber Lee vs Toni Storm would be lit.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Yeah, that was a pleasant surprise.

Yeah I hadn't even heard her mentioned before now. Will be interesting to see how she goes in WWE.

Has Tessa Blanchard actually improved and overcome the embarrassing exposure of the Stardom tourney last year?

*edit* Don't feel bad for Ishii. I know his twin in Australia. Maybe he came from the Black Lodge because my goodness is he a mean motherfucking biker I wouldn't suggest anybody fuck with. But he leads a pretty good life. I am sure Ishii has his happiness too.