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[Aggressive Carrot]

What did he say to Macho Man? I don't remember.

Spider-Man said something like "cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"

 

[FunkMiller]

How did this people survive high school?

By eating a lot?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Spider-Man has tremendous villains almost every villain comes into play in the PS4 game, each introduced nicely

 

[ScarletSpider]

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[DESTROYA]

Spider-Man has tremendous villains almost every villain comes into play in the PS4 game, each introduced nicely

What does this have to do with the topic at hand ?

 

[Ovek]

But fat fucks should be shamed at all times.

Regardless isn't Kingpin not fat at all and just all muscle?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Is the comic book industry dead yet? The sooner it burns the better with people like this writing.

Gaming is like this too now and only going to get worse.

 

[Calcium]

Gaming is like this too now and only going to get worse.

Trust me, I'm painfully aware. My wife and I were talking about this last night. Every one of our hobbies has been invaded by these types and one by one they are being changed. It's exhausting.

 

[bitbydeath]

I’m blaming the public school system. Clearly these kids saying stupid shit should have been bullied more.

 

[J-Roderton]

I mean these are fictional conversations between fictional characters. I have never reflected anything said in a fucking comic book back to myself. What is going on in this world? Seriously.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Trust me, I'm painfully aware. My wife and I were talking about this last night. Every one of our hobbies has been invaded by these types and one by one they are being changed. It's exhausting.

Imagine how much worse it is going to get now after everything that has transpired in the last three or four months.

 

[The Cockatrice]

What an idiot take.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Fuck Dan Slott

 

[cryptoadam]

We need more fat shaming. If Karens cared as much about fatties as they do masks we could probably cut the CORONA deaths in half.

 

[MayauMiao]

Spider-Man would say to Dan Slott "Are you sure your name is not Karen?"

 

[Tesseract]

I mean these are fictional conversations between fictional characters. I have never reflected anything said in a fucking comic book back to myself. What is going on in this world? Seriously.

 

[teezzy]

look, I'm like 20+ lbs overweight for my height since lord knows how long and I never feel that good about it. but I don't mind if people call me fat. hell, I would call myself fat from time to time. you either accept the fact that you're fat and live with people stating the facts, or do something about it and lose those weight. I seriously feel that making being fat a normal thing is one of the worse aspect of this society.

20 lbs aint all that much. You'd be shocked how the slightest lifestyle changes can add up overtime. Even without any diet fads. Calories in vs calories out is all it takes.

As someone who grew up as the fat kid, like morbidly obese, I wish you well.

 

[Mossybrew]

Well obviously, we have to protect everyone's feelings at a childlike level, so they are never prompted to grow or change.

 

[ExpandKong]

Oh my god spider man talks shit to his enemies in a way that keeps them mad so he can catch them off guard holy crap

The real lesson here is that if you don’t want Spider-Man to call you fat, don’t be a fat supervillain.

Why is everything run by buttfucking pussies now? How did this happen? I’m watching old movies and tv shows now, playing old games, reading old books because everything new is a bunch of watered-down self-censored committee-designed formulaic bullshit.

 

[RainblowDash]

Isn't KingPin fat because he's actually a really strong mutant?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Isn't KingPin fat because he's actually a really strong mutant?

No, he is actually really buff.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

Dan Slott was the writer who made Doc Ock hijack Spider-Man's body and called it the Superior Spider-Man. He ruined reading Spider-Man for a whole year.

 

[notseqi]

hey hey hey, guys, don't say 'fat' all the time. It's 'horizontally challenged'.

 

[Elcid]

Shoulda called him a fat piece of shit.

 

[ExpandKong]

No, he is actually really buff.

That actually makes it funnier for me. It's like in real life when you...uhh I dunno I'm trying to think of an example...like if you were to start calling someone two-shoes. And they're like uhhh everybody wears two shoes, what are you talking about? But you keep doing it anyway. Get a load of ol' two shoes over here, walkin' around on his two shoes.

It doesn't make sense but you keep doing it anyway and then finally the guy hits you in the back of the head with a brick.

 

[belmarduk]

 

[slugbahr]

That actually makes it funnier for me. It's like in real life when you...uhh I dunno I'm trying to think of an example...like if you were to start calling someone two-shoes. And they're like uhhh everybody wears two shoes, what are you talking about? But you keep doing it anyway. Get a load of ol' two shoes over here, walkin' around on his two shoes.

It doesn't make sense but you keep doing it anyway and then finally the guy hits you in the back of the head with a brick.

What color brick? An old one? Or one of those shiny new ones they keep making?

Also, how fat was the brick?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

That actually makes it funnier for me. It's like in real life when you...uhh I dunno I'm trying to think of an example...like if you were to start calling someone two-shoes. And they're like uhhh everybody wears two shoes, what are you talking about? But you keep doing it anyway. Get a load of ol' two shoes over here, walkin' around on his two shoes.

It doesn't make sense but you keep doing it anyway and then finally the guy hits you in the back of the head with a brick.

You city folk are weird as hell.

What color brick? An old one? Or one of those shiny new ones they keep making?

Also, how fat was the brick?

Fatter than a woman from Wisconsin.

 

[justonething]

Don't care about the so-called fat shaming nonsense. Any insult boils down to some sort of "shaming" - that's the whole point of a fucking insult.
Spiderman, however is a piece of shit bully. Always has been. He can't just shut the fuck up and get the job done. Never cared for that narcissistic twat when there are endless amount of better characters.

 

[ExpandKong]

You city folk are weird as hell.

I just thought of a real life one! I got glasses last year for the first time in my life and whenever I'm back home and I happen to be wearing them my sister calls me Harry Potter. They don't look even remotely like Harry Potter's glasses but still every time, and she does the full name too she doesn't even try to get clever and ask how Ron is doing or whatever. "Hey Harry Potter, mom Harry Potter's here." And at first it's whatever but after like half an hour I want to hit her in the back of the head with a shiny fat Wisconsin brick.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I just thought of a real life one! I got glasses last year for the first time in my life and whenever I'm back home and I happen to be wearing them my sister calls me Harry Potter. They don't look even remotely like Harry Potter's glasses but still every time, and she does the full name too she doesn't even try to get clever and ask how Ron is doing or whatever. "Hey Harry Potter, mom Harry Potter's here." And at first it's whatever but after like half an hour I want to hit her in the back of the head with a shiny fat Wisconsin brick.

Is she 12

 

[ExpandKong]

Is she 12

30. She's our family's That One.

 

[Thabass]

I'm fat and was at the time of the movie and I never once thought about this. Maybe Dan Slott is a closet fatshamer and is using his platform for likes and retweets?

 

[Madevil]

... tweets the fat fuck.

 

[Lupingosei]

They started to burn DC down this week, maybe Marvel will follow.

 

[sol_bad]

I like your Spider-man Dan Slot but please stop talking now.

 

[gradient]

Yeah... comic book industry ain't doing great at the moment

 

[hariseldon]

Yeah... comic book industry ain't doing great at the moment

Needs a puke reaction.

 

[slugbahr]

I just thought of a real life one! I got glasses last year for the first time in my life and whenever I'm back home and I happen to be wearing them my sister calls me Harry Potter. They don't look even remotely like Harry Potter's glasses but still every time, and she does the full name too she doesn't even try to get clever and ask how Ron is doing or whatever. "Hey Harry Potter, mom Harry Potter's here." And at first it's whatever but after like half an hour I want to hit her in the back of the head with a shiny fat Wisconsin brick.

That, sir, is fucking gold!!

 

[ExpandKong]

That, sir, is fucking gold!!

Oh shit thanks lol

 

[kunonabi]

Yeah... comic book industry ain't doing great at the moment

Those layoffs couldnt come soon enough.

 

[KOMANI]

I remember years ago, this might have been a little before the Superior Spiderman storyline (which was good), Dan Slott thought it would be a good idea to promote his Spiderman gig in the John Byrne forums. Needless to say, it didn’t work out the way Dan thought. We’re not talking about a person who is self aware.

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

Peter Parker is a fucking pussy.

Only because the writers made him one.

 

[Vengrim]

Spidey isn't saying that to his friends. The statements are meant to be offensive.

Also, being a dick isn't cool even if the other person is fat.

 

[mcjmetroid]

i'm not gonna outright shame someone for being fat but i'm also not gonna flatter them with nonsense or call them stunning and brave

buck up and lose some weight, you'll live longer, look better, be happier

Exactly what I was going to write.

Also these people like the ones writing here articles are lazy fucks. What's easier? To go online and complain or actually going out and losing weight.

 

[The Pleasure]

Peter Parker is a fucking pussy.

That explains why so many people like to fuck with him.

 

[slugbahr]

Like all this "past-shaming" idiots of today are doing, all of their works, thoughts and deeds will be judged at some point in the future.

I don't think they will be "on the right side of history". If they are, our future is fucked.

 

[Nymphae]

I work with some really big units and I shit you not every single day they spend hours talking about food and where they are going to eat out for lunch (spoiler: it's Wendy's everyday)

One of these big guys just tried to roll his computer chair a bit and one of the fucking legs broke off and he tumbled and we all had a good laugh. This guy's fat ass is literally costing the company money.

 

[oagboghi2]

Spidey isn't saying that to his friends. The statements are meant to be offensive.

Also, being a dick isn't cool even if the other person is fat.

Being a dick to someone trying to murder you is fine.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with liberals

 

[Vengrim]

Being a dick to someone trying to murder you is fine.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with liberals

It's like you skipped my first sentence and went straight to wanting to be offended. Unless you only fat shame people trying to murder you, in which case, my bad.