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[chubigans]

I'm going to be intentionally vague here since he's an internet hound, but basically my uncle called me on Thursday and said I stole some things out of his computer. Which was completely outta left field, since my aunt is my boss and we all eat lunch together at work. I couldn't really explain my way out of it, and he hung up on me. A quick Google search later cleared up absolutely everything, and I sent him the evidence. I called him twice that night to see if he did the Google search but he blew me off.

Cut to just an hour ago as he had to come to my house for something unrelated, and we got into a heated argument. I was calm and collected, as I knew I had the evidence to back up my story. 100% foolproof evidence, actually. But he yelled, said he would never apologize, got right in my face, told me he was a graduate of computer engineering and knew I was lying, before finally admitting he knew I didn't steal it (mainly because all it took was a simple Google search.)

Anyways, that was the first time I've ever been accused of something like that, and getting involved in a "fight" of sorts. But my story is pretty lame and basically this OP should be a jumping point for way awesomer stories of family/relative fights and hopefully redemption. I feel good knowing I cleared my name, and that he knows he done wrong good. Anyone else have similar experiences?

edit: more details here.

 

[Mr Nightman]

so just out of curiosity, what was he accusing you of stealing?

 

[Calantus]

Ok.

 

[trinest]

so just out of curiosity, what was he accusing you of stealing?

This.

Story needs context.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Your story is filled with holes. What could you have stolen, that a quick google search would clear you of?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Your story is filled with holes. What could you have stolen, that a quick google search would clear you of?

Porn. Lots of Porn.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Your story is filled with holes. What could you have stolen, that a quick google search would clear you of?

The Mona Lisa.

OP accused of being Lupin III confirmed.

 

[Narag]

Your story is filled with holes. What could you have stolen, that a quick google search would clear you of?

And if he doesn't tell us, I feel this thread should be put to speculating just what it was.

Porn. Lots of Porn.

If it was of his aunt, I could understand his uncle's rage. Doubly so were it of his uncle.

 

[ZROCOOL]

Nude pics of himself, amirite?

 

[Celsior]

probably thought he took his cousins virginity but the google search shows her doing porn before those two had sex.

 

[threenote]

Why post this shit, when nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about?

 

[Earthstrike]

I'm going to be intentionally vague here since he's an internet hound, but basically my uncle called me on Thursday and said I stole some things out of his computer. Which was completely outta left field, since my aunt is my boss and we all eat lunch together at work. I couldn't really explain my way out of it, and he hung up on me. A quick Google search later cleared up absolutely everything, and I sent him the evidence. I called him twice that night to see if he did the Google search but he blew me off.

Cut to just an hour ago as he had to come to my house for something unrelated, and we got into a heated argument. I was calm and collected, as I knew I had the evidence to back up my story. 100% foolproof evidence, actually. But he yelled, said he would never apologize, got right in my face, told me he was a graduate of computer engineering and knew I was lying, before finally admitting he knew I didn't steal it (mainly because all it took was a simple Google search.)

Anyways, that was the first time I've ever been accused of something like that, and getting involved in a "fight" of sorts. But my story is pretty lame and basically this OP should be a jumping point for way awesomer stories of family/relative fights and hopefully redemption. I feel good knowing I cleared my name, and that he knows he done wrong good. Anyone else have similar experiences?

People will point out the missing portions of your story instead of posting their own. Therefore, in order for other people to post their own stories, you must flesh out yours.

 

[Narag]

probably thought he took his cousins virginity but the google search shows her doing porn before those two had sex.

:lol

 

[Lamel]

The Mona Lisa.

OP accused of being Lupin III confirmed.

His uncle has the right...he is a graduate of computer engineering.

 

[Korey]

So what happened after he admitted he knew you didn't do anything? Did he apologize? What the hell, man.

 

[Linkhero1]

Porn. Lots of Porn.

I read your tag as laplace transform pants :lol

 

[Vague]

Threads like this deserve a ban.

What did you need to explain that you had to google search it first as evidence? What does your Aunt being your boss and eating lunch with you have to do with anything?

Sounds like you did steal it and got lucky with a google search excuse.

 

[soul creator]

lol, his uncle essentially said "I'm an expert"

 

[Mileena]

Nude pics, amirite?

It's the only way

 

[siddx]

We were having dinner at a restaurant with extended family, about 8 of us were seated in a smallish dinning room (which was packed) when an argument between my cousin and my aunt got out of control. Both have explosive tempers and both erupted into a screaming cussing tirade in the middle of the restaurant. They storm out and my aunt proceeds to punch my cousin the face as he is taunting her while she stomps off.

 

[Jeels]

I read your tag as laplace transform pants :lol

I did too. Wow, we are nerds.

 

[krae_man]

Naughty pictures is the only thing that makes sense to me here.

 

[chubigans]

He told me he would never, ever apologize. Then he apologized later. :lol

He was accusing me of stealing software programs from his computer a week or so ago. I told him I had them for years. He didn't believe me, so I did some Google searching and found some files I had online using that program years ago. This was more proof than just getting it from my computer since he might think I tampered with it or something.

It was just so stupid to begin with. I can't believe how weird all of this was.

 

[weekend_warrior]

We were having dinner at a restaurant with extended family, about 8 of us were seated in a smallish dinning room (which was packed) when an argument between my cousin and my aunt got out of control. Both have explosive tempers and both erupted into a screaming cussing tirade in the middle of the restaurant. They storm out and my aunt proceeds to punch my cousin the face as he is taunting her while she stomps off.

Hey don't try to derail the thread, we're trying to fill the holes in OP's story.

 

[Celsior]

He told me he would never, ever apologize. Then he apologized later. :lol

He was accusing me of stealing software programs from his computer a week or so ago. I told him I had them for years. He didn't believe me, so I did some Google searching and found some files I had online using that program years ago. This was more proof than just getting it from my computer since he might think I tampered with it or something.

It was just so stupid to begin with. I can't believe how weird all of this was.

stealing software programs means porn right?

 

[GaryD]

Bet he is running 4gb of ram on a 32bit os

 

[artist]

What a lame story, I'm getting spoilt with the awesome threads we're having lately.

 

[weekend_warrior]

He told me he would never, ever apologize. Then he apologized later. :lol

He was accusing me of stealing software programs from his computer a week or so ago. I told him I had them for years. He didn't believe me, so I did some Google searching and found some files I had online using that program years ago. This was more proof than just getting it from my computer since he might think I tampered with it or something.

It was just so stupid to begin with. I can't believe how weird all of this was.

So the real question is what you did to make him mad in the first place.

Facts:

OP's boss is his aunt.
OP may or may not have slept with cousin
OP's uncle is graduate of computer engineering.

Hmmm, so much to go on.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Yep. Chubs stole some porn from his uncle's website (his aunt walked in on him while chubs was jerking off. The heat made his penis shrink so he used his alternate account to complain about how his aunt thinks he has a small penis) and then chubs google searched the name of the porn and showed his uncle the proof that the porn is available for free elsewhere and has been jerking off to it for ages.

 

[andymcc]

this is really tame for gaf standards, wtf.

 

[Mr_Appleby]

well without going into too many details, me, my father and my younger sister haven't spoken to my older sister in about two years now, since she had a fight with my dad, insulted my younger sister and stepmother in a public forum, and wrote a blog about how we all ruined her childhood / destroyed her future / can't cook / have bad personal hygeine. and of course how wonderful our natural mother is (she seems to forget that bit where our mother abandoned 3 children "because she was too young to be a mother", aged 30 no less, only to move down the round and fall pregnent to a new guy six months later. 4 years later she moved to the other side of the world.)

well i cook and i shower so i could only be guilty of the first two. anyway after she did all that she called me and pretty much outright asked me to support her in this fight. since from what i could see she had started the whole thing, and everybody else was wondering why the hell she was acting like this, i refused to do so.

we saw her in person once around this time, for her daughters first birthday, and she seemed actually reasonable and fairly normal. then not long after that she called my dad, informed him that she would not be apologising anybody, and then demanded he give her some money. i think this is the point at which he snapped, and told her to fuck off.

me or my dad have not seen nor spoken to her since, and she has de-friended me on facebook (oh the hurts!). we have found out through other people that in this time she has given birth to a second child, sex unknown by us anyway.

i always thought she was crazy, just didn't think it would end up like that. kind of a blessing as i don't have to listen to her 2 hour long rambling phonecalls where my part mostly consists of inventing things i have to do RIGHT NOW OK BYE OK?

 

[trinest]

He told me he would never, ever apologize. Then he apologized later. :lol

He was accusing me of stealing software programs from his computer a week or so ago. I told him I had them for years. He didn't believe me, so I did some Google searching and found some files I had online using that program years ago. This was more proof than just getting it from my computer since he might think I tampered with it or something.

It was just so stupid to begin with. I can't believe how weird all of this was.

:lol

How does he think you stole his computer programs?