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Umbasaborne
Banned
Enjoy your new found freedom!
DeceptiveAlarm
Gold Member
Make sure you rest. My ex was a bitch and I ended up watching the baby the day I got mine. I don't know if it was the doctor or that but I had a lot of ball pain off and on for years.
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
Congrats. I had mine done back in 2019. I did have a moment of terror that came when the doctor started cutting and the numbing medication hadn’t kicked in yet. Other than that it wasn’t bad at all. For those 1-2 minutes I felt like I was in hell.
Banjo64
cumsessed
Probably a 2 to be honest. The procedure wasn’t painful, just uncomfortable. You do get general anaesthetic in each ball which was a numb sensation.
I’m in bed now and it just feels like the after effect of being hit in the balls, that twisted feeling in your guts.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Did you watch the doctor cut your own scrotum?
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jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Had mine done 10 years ago, best decision ever. Rest up and then get ready to raw dog it (assuming you have a regular committed partner, etc. etc.)
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
I got mine done a few months ago. It’s the only reason I would sit down long enough to watch that Snyder cut. I felt pretty much back to normal after a week. No whoopsy babies in the meantime.
Banjo64
cumsessed
3 kids mate, no more for me.
Banjo64
cumsessed
No, lay back and looked at the ceiling whilst he and the nurse chatted to me about life.
Ass of Can Whooping
Member
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
I didn’t watch them make the incision but I did watch them pull out the second vas defrens and clip and snip it as we made small talk
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Banjo64
cumsessed
You’re a braver man than I am
infinitys_7th
Member
I hope your doctor went over it with you, but there is around a 5% chance that you will develop chronic testicular pain from this. That's the chance of missing in the average Fire Emblem game.
Putonahappyface
Member
When you rub one out do you ejaculate glitter?
FrankCaron
Gold Member
Cosigned on this. Chronic pain can be really real, and apparently the first 7 days determines what happens for the rest of your life. Don't be a bro: take it slow. Got mine done a few years ago, and thank god every day I took the entire first week off for dat ice pack clad gaming.
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
My doc was probably my age or not much older and had a resident with him who did the first side. The conversation made it feel like going to the barber except they fondle your exposed junk…didn’t hurt except when they pulled the vas defrens out…in and out of there in about 25 minutes.
Banjo64
cumsessed
Bit early to say lads, had it done 3 hours ago.When you rub one out do you ejaculate glitter?
epicnemesis
Member
Always assumed I would get it done when we decide we are done having kids. I always assumed they put you under for it. I don’t know if I have the balls (pun intended) to be awake and aware of what they are doing to me.
FrankCaron
Gold Member
It's surprisingly not painful at all, at least in my experience. It's way more awkward than anything. The small talk while doc fondles the boys is very Larry David tier.
Irobot82
Member
I have chronic pain in mine. But it's super sporadic like once or twice a year it just feels like I've been kicked in the balls.
Totally worth it though, because you know I get to dump loads like a man now and not spray and pray like a highschooler.
Nothing like the smell of your own burnt flesh and the crunch of the snip snip. Sounded similiar to when I cut my kids cord.
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LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
We're having our last one today so I see the shores of the west for the rocks soon.
poodaddy
Member
Got mine two years ago and still randomly horrible Vas deferens inflammation, tons of ball pain, random sensitivity in my right nut that affects sex heavily, tons of horrible shit. Never would have gotten it if I knew about all the potential side effects.
Soodanim
Member
I'm not sure what would be stronger for me, the fascination with the human body or the squeamishness of watching my own balls be mutilated. I'd like to think it's the former.
Putonahappyface
Member
Come On Tars
Member
F dat. Pulling out till menapause. I love my kids anyways. I'll start an accidental clan and be cool as a cucumber.
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TastyPastry
Member
you'll at least get a new nintendo switch out of it right?
Banjo64
cumsessed
Happy with my OG and got Monster Hunter Rise to play over the next few days (or Psychonauts 2 on my Xbox)
Kilau
Member
They are reversible, friend of mine's dad had it done and then wife cheated and new wife wanted kids so…un-snip.
My wife’s secretary got pregnant again 8 years after her husband had it done, they tested his load and only 8 sperm had made it through, long odds.
Putonahappyface
Member
My brother in-law thought that to after his vasectomy and his daughter starts high school this Friday.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Either she's fucking someone else, or that's a miracle baby.
HellforLeather
Member
When you rub one out do you ejaculate glitter?
From what I've heard its more like
at least for the first few times.
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Elliot was one of the guys who snipped me
I’ve observed enough procedures over the years for work that the blood and such doesn’t bother me, and since I was numbed and draped it really didn’t register like I was watching my own snip like you might expect it to.
Putonahappyface
Member
Yes I've been told about the blood in ejaculate.From what I've heard its more like
at least for the first few times.
Kilau
Member
I can’t say for sure
but it seems very unlikely and the baby looks like the husband.
Werewolf Jones
Member
Did your wife buy you a Switch afterwards?