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[Ripclawe]

I forgot about this.. I need to start collecting all this bad stuff for future generations.


http://www.nixflix.com/reviews/jla.htm

There really aren't enough words in the English language to express just how bad "Justice League of America" is. It joins "Catwoman" and the aforementioned fourth "Batman" film in the pantheon of trauma-inducing efforts. Although the CBS network, horror stricken at what they created, shelved this pilot, it is still available on eBay and at comic book conventions. Only the most curious or die-hard comic fans should consider purchasing this.

Be warned: no matter how low a price you pay, you've paid too much.

http://captain.custard.org/league/php/liveaction.php?mode=show&id=la37

 

[DarienA]

My god is that capt atom? Why did green lantern steal Robin's mask and paint it green?

 

[ShadowRed]

My god is that capt atom? Why did green lantern steal Robin's mask and paint it green?

No actually it's the Atom. I have this movie and it does indeed without a doubt suck extremely large balls. I have a a freid who allegedly has seen the Fantastic 4 movie and he has said that this blows the FF away in regards to suckage.

 

[BojTrek]

Why is the Martian Manhunter so FAT? It looks great for CHEESY FUN...

 

[Dujour]

:lol

I thought this was that awesome Milk commercial from a few years back. Anyone have that archived?

 

[mightynine]

Why did green lantern steal Robin's mask and paint it green?

That's a poor attempt at recreating Kyle's mask. Hell, it's a poor attempt to recreate the entire costume. What's up with that vest?

 

[FoneBone]

:lol

I thought this was that awesome Milk commercial from a few years back. Anyone have that archived?

That was the Avengers (well, Marvel superheroes, anyway).

http://www.exteriorshutter.com/RAM/avgm.ram

 

[explodet]

Why is the Martian Manhunter so FAT?

All those Oreos finally caught up with him.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Wasn't this a pilot for a TV series?

 

[shoplifter]

What's up with that vest?

Guy Gardner says hello.

 

[8bit]

It's dreadful. Really, really bad.
IIRC, it starts with interviews with the various members, and then... I don't know. I've blocked it from my mind. Slightly better than the Fantastic Four movie, but that isn't saying much.

 

[Teddman]

Remember the Flash TV series of the early '90's?

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Remember the Flash TV series of the early '90's?

Hey, I liked that show.

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-970/The_Flash/

 

[DarienA]

Remember the Flash TV series of the early '90's?

Hey the show was pretty good and Danny Elfman did the theme music to a host of movies including:

Spiderman 1 & 2
Hulk
Men In Black 1 & 2
Sleepy Hollow
First 2 Batmans....

 

[levious]

I think that's the same flash in this pilot.

 

[BojTrek]

Not the same Flash actor...

 

[DaveH]

No they're different. In the 90's so I believe Flash was a police scientist. In the JLA series he was an unemployeed bum who mooched off his friends, would cook them a fancy dinner in thanks, but eat it all before they could lift their fork because of his impulsiveness and fast metabolism.

The B-plot where a geek finds out Fire's secret identity and falls in love with her is sitcom-level suck. She refuses his advances but takes his gifts (earrings, I believe). When he figures it out, you have expect him to blackmail her into a date like some bad fanfiction.

 

[FortNinety]

Remember the Flash TV series of the early '90's?

It was a dman fine show.

Hey the show was pretty good and Danny Elfman did the theme music to a host of movies including:

Spiderman 1 & 2
Hulk
Men In Black 1 & 2
Sleepy Hollow
First 2 Batmans....

You say that like it's not common knowledge. Or am I just that old?

His best work was easily Batman 1, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Nightmare Before Christmas. Everything else afterwards is "ehh".

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

this was supposed to be based on keith giffen's run of the justice league.....