UGH
A week ago, my buddy and I were walking to the movie theatre to watch Riddick. I notice something on his wrist so I ask him what it is.
"Oh, this is a Kabbalah bracelet, it allows you to blah blah the something of Rachel blah blah blah.."
"Um... dude, that's a piece of red string."
"No, no, it is yeah, but I was able to go through this thing where blah blah white light blah blah blah really hot blah blah blah"
"You-... you didn't pay money for that, right?"
"Well yeah, me and [girl] got it ordered from this place in LA, which basically gave you enough of it to make 5 bracelets."
"And how much did you pay for 5 pieces of string?"
"Well 25 dollars, but-"
"Yeah okay we're never talking about this again and you're a fucking retard."
"No, it-"
"No no no. You're retarded."
"..."
"So, you've seen Pitch Black, right?"