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[enzo_gt]

You put your dick inside of Kim Kardashian and then go downgrade to this? Don't believe it.

Didn't mean he meant it so literally when he said he sent a girl a picture of his dick.

 

[spindashing]

WTF, I've never heard about Elizabeth Olsen.

Elizabeth > Ashley and Mary-Meth

 

[kehs]

RIP Kanye, we hardly knew ye.

 

[-PXG-]

Internet says

When did Ozzy dye his hair blonde? Not digging it bro.

 

[Hot Coldman]

The Mary-Kate and Ashley horse riding game for PS1 was the fucking HOTTEST SHIT

 

[Like the hat?]

whipped cream waterfalls

 

[Zoramon089]

What happened to Kate Upton, the clearly superior choice?!

 

[spindashing]

Kanye: "Ayo, Olsen Twins! I'm sorry I'mma let you finish your ravioli but I just stopped by to say that I'm a big fan of yours, fam! You know back in Chicago I used to watch your program on the TV with my moms. I used to think that show was hilarious, fam! You know, every time you told Marquis Houston to go home I kept laughing but then my face went to being serious cause my mom wouldn't let me go to the candy store. HAHAHAH...-_-"

Kanye: "Like that see? Yo I thought you girls were a voice of a generation like I am you feel me? Always saying things like, 'You got it, dude' It was pretty nice, fam!"

Ashley: "Actually you must be talking about Tia and Tamara."
Mary-Kate: "You're SO right, Ashley! I can never be as beautiful as you." O_O

Kanye: "That was a little joke ... VIOLA. I know that! You're Ashley and Mary-Kate! From Full House! Yo I was just as old as you guys, fam! Is it weird to say that I had a boner when I saw you guys in the Disneyland episodes? Amber Rose let me see her titties in the 4th grade and you guys looked just like her titties."

Ashley: "..."
Mary-Kate: "You're SO right, Ashley! I can never be as beautiful as you." O_O

Kanye: "Anyway yo, I just broke up with that bitch Amber Rose. She's dating Wiz Cauliflower you know. That guy hurt my feelings, fam. I redid my song Stronger to take jabs at that bitch! I'm so creative! Have you seen these Yeezy's on my feet?! So yo, I was wondering if I could live a childhood fantasy. A dark twisted fantasy. Yo, how bout I go into bed with Michelle Tanner. Choke a Full House writer with a fish stick."

Ashley: "..."
Mary-Kate: "You're SO right, Ashley! I can never be as beautiful as you." O_O

Kanye: "Ayo Mary-Kate, I like the way you talk and look. You look dark and shit and I'm all into that kind of shit right now, fam. Imma make a song for you called, My New Girl. That'll get Amber Rose once and for all. Yo she broke my heart, did I say that already? I hate that Wiz Charmander. Death to him."

...

Mary-Kate: "Confirmed capture: Kanye West. Proceed to deletion phase. . ."

 

[TeegsD]

Dear Lord

...




Dear Lord

 

[Max Armstrong]

 

[Ultima_5]

Woah... If that's the end result of GAF gossip threads, I think we need more GAF gossip threads....

 

[Door2Dawn]

....

 

[enzo_gt]

wat

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Invisible Kanye right at the end?

Spoiler

Too early?

 

[Plywood]

Everything spindashing wrote is true, TMZ just confirmed.

http://tinyurl.com/3lyuyx6

Is true fam.

 

[Chamber]

dot dot dot

 

[bengraven]

You know, literally watching these kids grow up, there isn't a single part of my body that can find them sexually attractive.

 

[Max Armstrong]

You know, literally watching these kids grow up, there isn't a single part of my body that can find them sexually attractive.

Would you say the same thing about Emma Watson?

Although we didn't see her until she was like 10. And me being the same age as her also counts for something I guess.

 

[Chamber]

You know, literally watching these kids grow up, there isn't a single part of my body that can find them sexually attractive.

That's because they aren't attractive.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Fam Fiction

 

[toastyToast]

Insider Kanye shit

 

[samus i am]

The other one is way hotter:

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Cover story

 

[MWS Natural]

That shit was stupid until the end then it became HILARIOUS.

 

[Matt_C]

I guess Mary-Kate found out how the West was fun. :lol

Who's next, Aya Hirano?

 

[Lebron]

All the snow bunnies in the world and he chooses the racist one who tips black saxophone players with a drumstick. Couldn't even toss in a breast or a thigh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM

Come on, son.

 

[bengraven]

Would you say the same thing about Emma Watson?

Although we didn't see her until she was like 10. And me being the same age as her also counts for something I guess.

I didn't have to see Emma Watson every Friday from her baby years until she turned 9.

 

[heliosRAzi]

But what if Kanye West is retarded?

 

[Beaulieu]

Everytime I hear about the Olsen Twins, all I think about is that Human Giant skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lfTfTuj9g
Funniest shit ever

 

[enzo_gt]

He doesn't know it yet, but spindashing has inadvertently opened a wormhole between CreepyGAF and KanyeGAF.

fffffuuuuuuuu

 

[rfus]

Hey, Do you have any black inside you
Would you like some, like some?
You know you got a right to
do whatever you like to
don c, we got the right one, the right one
in the club, always the flyest
always got her hands the highest
she stopped drinking diet coke, she on that coke diet
she bat she bat her eyelids
that girl is so wired
I know she so tired
but oooh she on fire
hundred dollar bill, look at you look at you
a hundred dollar bills, this aint new this aint new
from that paris, lindsey, britney, mary-kate, and whitney
people say that they clean, motherfucker don't bullshit me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoYMftYoCg

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

He doesn't know it yet, but spindashing has inadvertently opened a wormhole between CreepyGAF and KanyeGAF.

fffffuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuck

WE CAN'T CROSS Da STREAMz

 

[effzee]

Kanye scored with Kim Kardashian too? WTF am I the only one who hasn't?

 

[Hot Coldman]

Seriously though, the news that he hadn't got with Upton was funny enough, this just takes it to a whole new level.

 

[MWS Natural]

Hey, Do you have any black inside you
Would you like some, like some?
You know you got a right to
do whatever you like to
don c, we got the right one, the right one
in the club, always the flyest
always got her hands the highest
she stopped drinking diet coke, she on that coke diet
she bat she bat her eyelids
that girl is so wired
I know she so tired
but oooh she on fire
hundred dollar bill, look at you look at you
a hundred dollar bills, this aint new this aint new
from that paris, lindsey, britney, mary-kate, and whitney
people say that they clean, motherfucker don't bullshit me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoYMftYoCg

Kanye's secret Hit List??

 

[Jenga]

there's something about kanye that just bugs the hell out of me

the guy is a bitch

anytime i hear him mad and rant on about something I just think to myself "man you sound like a bitch right now"

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

the guy is a bitch

I doubt you would say that to his face.

 

[enzo_gt]

there's something about kanye that just bugs the hell out of me

the guy is a bitch

anytime i hear him mad and rant on about something I just think to myself "man you sound like a bitch right now"

"Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it"

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

Kanye scored with Kim Kardashian too? WTF am I the only one who hasn't?

You should have gotten it in while you had the chance...

 

[Prince of Space]

So she's gonna grow up to be Penny Marshall?

 

[Ether_Snake]

From Amber Rose to this? What a downgrade. Amber is built for hot sex.

So she's gonna grow up to be Penny Marshall?

Looks like a cross between Ozzy Osborn and Elton John.

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Those are some scary women.

 

[Cipherr]

Looks like a cross between Ozzy Osborn and Elton John.

God damn that is a spot on comparison. She really does. Wow.

 

[methos75]

I don't know about you guys, but the Olsons are hotttt!!

 

[MasterOfPastures]

 

[Kibbles]

Internet says

wtf they look like old

 

[lightless_shado]

Kanye scored with Kim Kardashian too? WTF am I the only one who hasn't?

yep.

edit:

All the snow bunnies in the world and he chooses the racist one who tips black saxophone players with a drumstick. Couldn't even toss in a breast or a thigh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM

Come on, son.

LMAO. His reaction is priceless

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I got a couple groupies giving neck work in my closet
man your net-worth in my closet match the sweatshirts in my closet
I opened up the doors and seen the Olsen twins in my closet

 

[Neuromancer]

Duke Nukem already hit it

 

[Jenga]

I doubt you would say that to his face.

thankfully he's as threatening as justin beiber with a shirt on