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[Matlock]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/320071p-273727c.html

So here's what I'm hearing about that relationship.

A source VERY close to the deal is saying there's a contract.

It's worth $5 million.

It's for five years.

There will be no sex.

The deal was sealed June 7.

That's what I'm hearing.

"Haha, she already got my herpes, I ain't tappin' that ever again."

 

[etiolate]

BEARD

 

[totoro'd]

BEARD

omg, perfect reply and picture :lol

 

[android]

Is this a movie deal or a let's make Tom not look gay deal?

 

[gofreak]

I'm sure Katie ain't that desperate for $5m. Of course, the relationship would also presumably benefit her in other ways. But nah..I don't think she'd commit herself in such a fashion for a number of years given that she probably gets paid at least as much if not more to commit in a far less deep fashion to a movie for maybe 6 months or less.

 

[kgHavok23]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/320071p-273727c.html




"Haha, she already got my herpes, I ain't tappin' that ever again."

that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard...and I don't even like katie holmes.

 

[Fuzzy]

$5 million for 5 years is a horrible deal since she'll probably have to give most of that to "the church". :lol

 

[Maxwell House]

I believe this news. The details might not be exactly right but I have a feeling it is pretty close to the reality of the situation. They act way too fake lovey lovey around each other..they definitely put on an overly contrived show.

I wonder if it is funded by Scientology or Cruise's money? Oh wait, Cruise's money IS Scientology's money. :lol

 

[ZootedGranny]

Luckily for her, she also received a signing bonus of lunacy to be spread over those 5 years.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sanctity of marriage! Am i rite

 

[Groder Mullet]

This whole story reeks of WTF.

 

[White Man]

Don't believe it. She probably makes more than 5 million for a single movie. And Cruise could afford to pay more than 5 million bucks, and Holmes knows it.

Fake.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Yea, I agree. This just reeks of people trying to stir up shit where there isn't any.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

I doubt she makes any where in the neighborhood of $5 million a movie. Name one film that she has been in that she carried and made big bank at the boxoffice. She isn't among the Hollywood elite. Well, she wasn't until she started dating Cruise.

All that said, I think this is BS too. Why the hell does Tom Cruise need to pay anyone, let alone a B level actress, to be his girlfriend/wife. The dude can date any number of women in Hollywood and beyond. This is just a gossip rag stirring things up.

 

[Crow]

I think they are both Nut-jobs but if a deal like this went down it would be worth much more than $5mil for 5 years.

BUSTED

 

[Fuzzy]

All that said, I think this is BS too. Why the hell does Tom Cruise need to pay anyone, let alone a B level actress, to be his girlfriend/wife. The dude can date any number of women in Hollywood and beyond. This is just a gossip rag stirring things up.

It isn't a matter of him being able to date anyone he wanted it's about having them keep quiet about him being gay.

BTW I know it's fake, it's just funny.

 

[isamu]

I can confirm the story is indeed real.

 

[Fifty]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

 

[Matrix]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

:lol

 

[Willco]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

:lol

Fifty on a roll today.

 

[Meier]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

:lol :lol

 

[Loki]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

:lol

 

[shpankey]

:lol

 

[isamu]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

 

[Rorschach]

I always thought you were an insider, Isamu. This proves it.

:lol

 

[Particle Physicist]