Kill One, Sleep With One, Marry One.

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PS5 is a long time commitment console. Home for Third party games and exclusives.

Xbox is kill

Sleep with Nintendo when banger exclusives comes out and then move back to PS5 for third party games.
 
Kill PS5, what a disappointment
Marry Switch 2, I have always been loyal to N.
Fuck Xbox on the side, cuz she is for everyone
 
I have seven girlfriends and I have to satisfy them all. I'm not a murderer; does baptizing them with fire count(not a ritual)? I'm thinking about marrying them all but then the Beloved would get pissed from round 1. I've been promised children though... and the Father does not lie, nor the Spirit. Isaiah used to annoy me but then I realized we both are complaint zealots.
 
I will marry PS5, it not happy marriage but I still need my multiplatform games

I will sleep with Switch 2 since it actual gives the games I really want.

I would kill Xbox but it already committed suicide before i had the chance.
 
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You can't kill the Xbox because it is already dead. Can't marry it either. I guess you could fuck it, but who wants to be Phil's sloppy seconds and a necrophiliac?
 
lol at kill ps5

why even bother, it seems they've put no effort into keeping it alive for the past 5 years

ps5 is only slightly less dead than psvr2
 
I mean happy for y'all but I personally don't think I would be able to fit my cock inside any of those vents or disc drives or cartridge slots, so imma sit this one out
 
Ok i'm picking console female mascots to answer your question and not the actual consoles lmaoooooo. I'd marry eve 'ps5', sleep with samus aran 'switch 2', and kill senua 'series X'.


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Ok i'm picking console female mascots to answer your question and not the actual consoles lmaoooooo. I'd marry eve 'ps5', sleep with samus aran 'switch 2', and kill senua 'series X'.


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Considering them all as real women that would be a fine choice, but isn't Eve an android? I mean, you would want to impregnate your wife, not just fuck her.
 
I´m still living with my wife, PS4. Made a promise "until death us part".

Yes, she´s now a bit slow and stutters sometimes, but I love her dearly.
 
Considering them all as real women that would be a fine choice, but isn't Eve an android? I mean, you would want to impregnate your wife, not just fuck her.

Well i thought about picking samus as the wife but she doesn't speak much sadly lol so it might be weird. And that's not a problem if you don't want kids lmao.

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