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Old Classic game of Kill One, Sleep With One, And Marry One:

 

[Kupfer]

Nothing to marry here...

 

[Hemingwayoffbase]

Marry ps5
Sleep with Switch 2
Kill Xbox

I mean is there any debate here?

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

Consoles?

I'd rather kill myself.

 

[Pop]

I'll pass

 

[Certinty]

The PS5 and Series X aren't even 5 years old yet and the Switch 2 was just born you sick bastard.

 

[Adapting]

Marry my PC

Fuck the PS5 a few times

Kill the rest

 

[Sintoid]

You have A LOT of free time right?

 

[Connificent]

Marry Xbox
Sleep with Switch
Kill PS5

 

[simpatico]

Super anxious imagining any of those as a primary gaming platform. Shudder worthy.

 

[HRK69]

PC

This could be you

 

[Buggy Loop]

OP's thread

 

[Shubh_C63]

PS5 is a long time commitment console. Home for Third party games and exclusives.

Xbox is kill

Sleep with Nintendo when banger exclusives comes out and then move back to PS5 for third party games.

 

[Robb]

Marry ps5
Sleep with Switch 2
Kill Xbox

Pretty much.

 

[rofif]

PC

This could be you

3090? peasant

 

[Deerock71]

Same answer for all 3:

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[L*][*N*K]

Kill PS5, what a disappointment
Marry Switch 2, I have always been loyal to N.
Fuck Xbox on the side, cuz she is for everyone

 

[nial]

Marry PS5, kill Xbox and Switch.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

Kill Xbox
Marry Xbox
Sleep Xbox

 

[Putonahappyface]

Kill Xbox
Marry Xbox
Sleep Xbox

 

[Codes 208]

Kill Xbox
Marry Xbox
Sleep Xbox

Everything option is an xbox

 

[Hideous Snake]

All of them are sidechicks. PC is my true love

 

[semiconscious]

 

[GoodData]

I have seven girlfriends and I have to satisfy them all. I'm not a murderer; does baptizing them with fire count(not a ritual)? I'm thinking about marrying them all but then the Beloved would get pissed from round 1. I've been promised children though... and the Father does not lie, nor the Spirit. Isaiah used to annoy me but then I realized we both are complaint zealots.

 

[tTHANOSs]

Of these is already dead.

 

[Danjin44]

I will marry PS5, it not happy marriage but I still need my multiplatform games

I will sleep with Switch 2 since it actual gives the games I really want.

I would kill Xbox but it already committed suicide before i had the chance.

 

[bender]

You can't kill the Xbox because it is already dead. Can't marry it either. I guess you could fuck it, but who wants to be Phil's sloppy seconds and a necrophiliac?

 

[Bitstream]

lol at kill ps5

why even bother, it seems they've put no effort into keeping it alive for the past 5 years

ps5 is only slightly less dead than psvr2

 

[PlayStaytion]

Short, fat, tall
I think I'm sharing your opinion.

 

[LakeOf9]

I mean happy for y'all but I personally don't think I would be able to fit my cock inside any of those vents or disc drives or cartridge slots, so imma sit this one out

 

[Topher]

I mean happy for y'all but I personally don't think I would be able to fit my cock inside any of those vents or disc drives or cartridge slots, so imma sit this one out

 

[Sebastian1295]

Ok i'm picking console female mascots to answer your question and not the actual consoles lmaoooooo. I'd marry eve 'ps5', sleep with samus aran 'switch 2', and kill senua 'series X'.

 

[adamsapple]

From the same OP who brought us:

Thread 'Do you think trauma can be passed on genetically?'

Jun 20, 2025

For those of you that don't know generational trauma in the context of sociology and economics refers to hardships being passed down through generations in marginalized communities. An example of this would be a community of African American's in a small southern town having a disproportionately low number of college graduates. This being due to most of their parents not having a bachelors degree which is do to their grandparents not being physically able to attend their local university back before the civil rights movement. This leads to a cultural idea that higher education isn't...

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[thismeinteil]

Marry PS5.
Sleep with Switch 2.

Don't have to do anything to Xbox. They're killing themselves.

 

[blacktout]

I'm pretty sure you're allowed to say "fuck" on NeoGAF, OP.

 

[poppabk]

Kill them all, use the insurance money to buy a new graphics card.

 

[CLW]

Kill Xbox

Sleep Switch

marry PS

 

[bender]

I mean happy for y'all but I personally don't think I would be able to fit my cock inside any of those vents or disc drives or cartridge slots, so imma sit this one out

You lack imagination.

 

[drganon]

Marry ps5
Sleep with Switch 2
Can't kill Xbox since Microsoft already did.

 

[FeralEcho]

Easy

I'd kill myself for being so fucked up I'd get to a point I'd consider marrying and sleeping with my consoles.

 

[Throttle]

Ok i'm picking console female mascots to answer your question and not the actual consoles lmaoooooo. I'd marry eve 'ps5', sleep with samus aran 'switch 2', and kill senua 'series X'.

Considering them all as real women that would be a fine choice, but isn't Eve an android? I mean, you would want to impregnate your wife, not just fuck her.

 

[DenchDeckard]

I can only say sleep with the Switch 2 as I dont know its line up.

Marry Xbox
Sleep with Switch 2
Kill PS5

 

[IAmRei]

having all two + PC, without bother to own xbox

 

[Scrawnton]

Marry Switch 2
Sleep with Xbox
Kill PS5

 

[KiteGr]

Sleep with a PS6. (not PS5. PS5 has no games)
Kill the Switch
Kill the Xbox

Marry the PC.

 

[Exede]

Quality content!

 

[Trunx81]

I´m still living with my wife, PS4. Made a promise "until death us part".

Yes, she´s now a bit slow and stutters sometimes, but I love her dearly.

 

[Sebastian1295]

Considering them all as real women that would be a fine choice, but isn't Eve an android? I mean, you would want to impregnate your wife, not just fuck her.

Well i thought about picking samus as the wife but she doesn't speak much sadly lol so it might be weird. And that's not a problem if you don't want kids lmao.

 

[Paasei]

Marry Xbox
Sleep with Switch
Kill PS5