Kill One, Sleep With One, Marry One.

marry ps5
sleep with xsx

and......................

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Hmm.. It's hard because honestly all of these are in such a meh position for me right now.. But I think I'd say..

Sleep PS5 (It has potential, but keeps missing the mark IMO)
Kill Xbox Series X (Doesn't have much going for it when you have a PC, lol)
Marry Switch 2 (Because they still have exclusives that interest me)
 
Gotta kill the Sony console for killing SEGA.

Nintendo products are generally good investments, so I'll marry the Switch 2.

Xbox Series consoles are all about Game Pass, so the rental system is only worth sleeping with.
 
PS5 is too ugly to live, and I feel it would be easier to fuck the Xbox considering how thin the Switch is. Also, marrying the Japanese toy machine would give me half of Nintendo's riches.
 
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