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[Guilty_AI]

Kill them all, then sleep with them

 

[roosnam1980]

marry ps5
sleep with xsx

and......................

 

[MiguelItUp]

Hmm.. It's hard because honestly all of these are in such a meh position for me right now.. But I think I'd say..

Sleep PS5 (It has potential, but keeps missing the mark IMO)
Kill Xbox Series X (Doesn't have much going for it when you have a PC, lol)
Marry Switch 2 (Because they still have exclusives that interest me)

 

[DirtInUrEye]

Every hole's a goal, but in the end I married my PC.

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Gotta kill the Sony console for killing SEGA.

Nintendo products are generally good investments, so I'll marry the Switch 2.

Xbox Series consoles are all about Game Pass, so the rental system is only worth sleeping with.

 

[Lupin3]

PS5 is too ugly to live, and I feel it would be easier to fuck the Xbox considering how thin the Switch is. Also, marrying the Japanese toy machine would give me half of Nintendo's riches.

 

[Skifi28]

Kill ArtHands

Sleep with adamsapple

Marry Topher

 

[adamsapple]

Kill ArtHands

Sleep with adamsapple

Marry Topher

Topher's inheritance will keep us loaded for life.

 

[Skifi28]

Topher's inheritance will keep us loaded for life.

I'll keep you loaded. For the next two minutes at least.

 

[adamsapple]

I'll keep you loaded. For the next two minutes at least.

 

[Skifi28]

 

[nordique]

 

[Buggy Loop]

Is that the new writer at Insomniac games?

 

[Plies]

Kill ArtHands

Sleep with adamsapple

Marry Topher

Topher is marriage material, eh?

 

[adamsapple]

Topher is marriage material, eh?

 

[Topher]

Ya'll don't get too excited. I ain't rich like those guys

 

[Papa_Wisdom]

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

I demand thread creation rights for quality shitposters only