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Kitten foots

Catphish

Member

Do I really have to say it is a joke?

Kitten foots​


marge simpson soup GIF
Angry Cat GIF
 

Catphish

Member
It's an absolute riot having these little maniacs in the house. Watching them play has made me belly laugh more in the last week and a half than I have in months.

Now if only I can get them to chill with the fucking wrestlemania in the bed when I'm trying to sleep...
 
well, I just got footed. My aunt wanted to throw two mama cats and her kittens in a field. I took them and now they're residing in my back yard. Two mama cats and five kittens are hanging in my back yard doing nothing. I still have three more kittens to capture.

There are lots of kitten foots here. Eating food and crapping everywhere.
 

GoldenEye Samurai

Gold Member
Loving all the cat pics in here! I have a 15 year old cat myself. He’s great, but I do keep him locked up in the house. I guess I’m overprotective, but I live really close to a highway and I’ve had too many pets get run over in front of my house and I don’t want him to end up having the same fate.
 

jdforge

Banned
I’ve always had reservations about owning a cat. They just seem too problematic and how they shit in sand inside your house, makes me want to vomit.

The worst thing I’ve seen is people having to pretend fuck their cats with fake cat cock instruments to rid them of their sexual frustrations. Like Fuck.
 

Catphish

Member
I’ve always had reservations about owning a cat. They just seem too problematic and how they shit in sand inside your house, makes me want to vomit.

The worst thing I’ve seen is people having to pretend fuck their cats with fake cat cock instruments to rid them of their sexual frustrations. Like Fuck.
wait, which type of pussy are we talking here?
Yes.
 

Mattdaddy

Gold Member
I’ve always had reservations about owning a cat. They just seem too problematic and how they shit in sand inside your house, makes me want to vomit.

The worst thing I’ve seen is people having to pretend fuck their cats with fake cat cock instruments to rid them of their sexual frustrations. Like Fuck.

LOL what?!? I've never even heard of this.

I've got dogs now, but we had a cat growing up and it was like zero maintenance. We left it food and it would go in and out the doggy door at will. Just showed up for scratches then laid around and fucked off to its own devices for most of the day. Pretty cool pet in hindsight, my dogs are needy.
 
I want to grab on my cat's back feet but the claws come out if I go near them.

They're so long it looks like he's skiing when he dashes down the steps. 15 lbs of him and he's not *that* fat.
 

jdforge

Banned
LOL what?!? I've never even heard of this.

I've got dogs now, but we had a cat growing up and it was like zero maintenance. We left it food and it would go in and out the doggy door at will. Just showed up for scratches then laid around and fucked off to its own devices for most of the day. Pretty cool pet in hindsight, my dogs are needy.

Very strange but yes it is true. A cat in heat can become very distressed if it doesn’t get to mate. So some owners simulate mating and the cat can then resume normal function/behaviour.
 
LOL what?!? I've never even heard of this.

I've got dogs now, but we had a cat growing up and it was like zero maintenance. We left it food and it would go in and out the doggy door at will. Just showed up for scratches then laid around and fucked off to its own devices for most of the day. Pretty cool pet in hindsight, my dogs are needy.
Non issue if your cat is fixed, our pets were always fixed but I’ve heard tell of such things.
 
Bump for a foot.

One of the kittens I took in passed away. He got stuck in the fence "there was a slight gap" and he was stuck there for I don't know how long. We went to the vet and they wanted to charge 3600 dollars for aggressive treatment. They charged us 200 just to admit the kitten in and put a catheter in. I went to my vet and they said he has bruising and just needed medication.

For a week the kitten looked like he was making progress. Started walking, started eating, drinking, then just passed away suddenly last night. I took down the fence and built a new one, but a kitten of only three months was taken. I'm just in shock. It made sleep hard to come by. Still in shock. I'm 500 dollars poorer and without the kitten I was helping to get adopted.
 

Kev Kev

Member
Bump for a foot.

One of the kittens I took in passed away. He got stuck in the fence "there was a slight gap" and he was stuck there for I don't know how long. We went to the vet and they wanted to charge 3600 dollars for aggressive treatment. They charged us 200 just to admit the kitten in and put a catheter in. I went to my vet and they said he has bruising and just needed medication.

For a week the kitten looked like he was making progress. Started walking, started eating, drinking, then just passed away suddenly last night. I took down the fence and built a new one, but a kitten of only three months was taken. I'm just in shock. It made sleep hard to come by. Still in shock. I'm 500 dollars poorer and without the kitten I was helping to get adopted.
Ah man, I’m sorry 😞 Sounds like a freak accident and you’ve done everything you can to prevent it from happening again. And from your post you sound like a good animal owner/foster. Just a crumby situation to be in, life just happens like that sometimes I suppose, sorry you’re going through that.
 
Ah man, I’m sorry 😞 Sounds like a freak accident and you’ve done everything you can to prevent it from happening again. And from your post you sound like a good animal owner/foster. Just a crumby situation to be in, life just happens like that sometimes I suppose, sorry you’re going through that.
It honestly feels bad because you don't know when they were stuck, how they got stuck, what you could have done differently. I fed the kittens at 8 in the night and they were all there all fine. I go inside for a few hours and look for the kittens. I can't find this one so I assume he is still playing and doesn't want to come in yet. Kittens want to play. But my girlfriend finds him on the fence. It's a terrible sight.
 

Catphish

Member
Bump for a foot.

One of the kittens I took in passed away. He got stuck in the fence "there was a slight gap" and he was stuck there for I don't know how long. We went to the vet and they wanted to charge 3600 dollars for aggressive treatment. They charged us 200 just to admit the kitten in and put a catheter in. I went to my vet and they said he has bruising and just needed medication.

For a week the kitten looked like he was making progress. Started walking, started eating, drinking, then just passed away suddenly last night. I took down the fence and built a new one, but a kitten of only three months was taken. I'm just in shock. It made sleep hard to come by. Still in shock. I'm 500 dollars poorer and without the kitten I was helping to get adopted.
:(
 
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