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[Patrick S.]

NVM found it.

Yeah man I’d bum that. All day.

Dude no. Have you seen her face? Have you seen her armpits? Her armpits are hairier than a sasquatch's bumhole!

 

[Marcus Aurelius]

Man. Now I really want a state-by-state district breakdown

Lol that would be more interesting

 

[EDMIX]

Dude no. Have you seen her face? Have you seen her armpits? Her armpits are hairier than a sasquatch's bumhole!

Be out here, navigating dat forest!

Marcus Aurelius lol If we legit get those numbers, that shit is sending this thread into overdrive.

 

[Banjo64]

Dude no. Have you seen her face? Have you seen her armpits? Her armpits are hairier than a sasquatch's bumhole!

Photos please mate

 

[Patrick S.]

Photos please mate

 

[Banjo64]

That’s too much man for me

 

[EDMIX]

That’s too much man for me

lol you see, this is why you shouldn't jump to conclusions.

You was ready to be in dem GUTS! lol

 

[nush]

It is a action movie about robot from the future.

 

[Lupingosei]

An their newest shitline

New Unreal Engine Renders Even More Realistic Grizzled White Men​

Just fuck off Kotaku

And no I will not provide a link to this shitshow, they don't need more views.

 

[GymWolf]

An their newest shitline



Just fuck off Kotaku

And no I will not provide a link to this shitshow, they don't need more views.

That can't be real, it is too on the nose even for them...

 

[Lupingosei]

That can't be real, it is too on the nose even for them...

Nothing is too on the nose for them.

 

[GymWolf]

Nothing is too on the nose for them.

You are probably right but that one seems like a parody title...

Shit...all of their titles reads like parody...

 

[tassletine]

Source: https://kotaku.com/hello-kotaku-its-me-your-new-eic-1847192727

Lots of emotive blog style garbage padding it out, but the key parts seem to be:

















I don't think she has fully grasped why the site is laughable in most cases personally. And I can't make out what angle she is going for from quote 2, 3 and 4. Logic would say that if you're making those statements, you are effectively acknowledging it is pointless to repeatedly state them across many articles, but then she goes on to say about the articles aren't for that wider readership - which it sounds like they are trying to reach.

They also want people to talk about their articles in mature settings and part of everyday conversations yet paradoxically say they don't care if the language they use is professional or respectable?? Wat.

As you point out her response is vague and pandering. Idealists like to smash things up and aim for things without any real idea of how they will get there. Nothing will change.

 

[YCoCg]

NVM found it.

Yeah man I’d bum that. All day.

I refuse to believe that's Patricia Hernandez, that's a decent looking ass.

 

[Ritsumei2020]

Yes, for example two of my 7 personalities are marginalized by the other five.

Fuck this shit

No fuck you

I just don't feel safe

Bring your big black ass out of here

Please calm ok?

Shut up and go back to the kitchen.

“I know I am fat and ugly, but please think of me as a woman. Preferred pronouns her/she”

“Erm...ok...sure whatever. You know you still look like a man right? Just a man with makeup on?”

“How dare you marginalise my identity. I am a woman now”

 

[deluxeg]

I refuse to believe that's Patricia Hernandez, that's a decent looking ass.

It isn't it's Alison Rapp.