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Last odd dream you can remember...

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Probably 90% of the time, I don't dream at all while I sleep, or I don't remember ever having them. Last night though, I had a weird one about aliens that invaded earth with the intent of taking it over, only to discover Christianity while assimilating information about us, adopt it, and change their ways to become peaceful coinhabitats of our planet. Pfft, what abunch of weakass aliens.
 

cubanb

Banned
i had a weird dream where I showed up to my tax accounting class in the mall of all places and forgot to do the hw and failed the in class quiz just like in real life. Then the professor says did u all go to the premiere last night? I was like wtf? he says "well for those of you that didnt, we have a special guest, VIN DIESEL. Vin diesel walks in and i look at him and he is fat and has short scraggily hair and start laughin histerically. then i began to make vin diesel jokes to these hot girls in class and all of a sudden I was naked. For some reason I leave the class/mall and im in the middle of the highway and it feels like the highway between san fierro and los santos. i call up my buddy to tell him about vin diesel and cars start crashing.
My dream ended right there because my cell phone was ringing, it was my friend i was calling in the dream , I answer it and all I can do for a minute is laugh histerically

crazy crazy dream
 

shuri

Banned
I dreamed that my family was destroyed when my mother started going out with one of my friend :lol

... American pie was on tv last night.
 

Mr Gump

Banned
Fucking the shit out of a friend after she revealed a few suprising sex details about herself.

Thats pretty much the only dream ive had lately.
 

DarthWoo

I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim
I had this rather odd dream that my parents and I were driving around in our neighborhood back home. We drove up onto the grass in our cul-de-sac and into the woods in the back, but somehow ended up in this unfamiliar place. My dad was driving, and we found we couldn't seem to find an exit, although we tried several times that resulted in his having to meticulously maneuver the car to avoid scratching it on sharp corners. Eventually we parked the car somewhere, and went exploring in some building. I don't remember all the details about what went on in the building, but apparently it was some really high-class and expensive restaurant. To get your car out, you had to get a napkin from inside and tie it on your car antenna, where they would then drive it out for you. I don't think we actually ate, but we just pretended to be rich people to trick them so we could get a napkin without buying any expensive stuff. They eventually caught on, but we were long gone.

Edit: Oh yeah, and after some time, I think that the dream took me back to this place, except that despite a similar layout, it was now some elementary school. I was part of some group of military school cadets or something, and for some inexplicable reason, we were marching through the school. I and somebody else were ordered to run laps inside the school, but eventually the other guy figured we weren't being watched, so he slacked off and sat down at a table while I kept running. The teacher burst in on him seconds later. After I was finished running, I stopped to admire all the quaint elementary school kids' artwork.
 
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