I'm a miserable failure, I was trying to do stupid humor and it went horribly wrong.
I really sorry Wyzdom, those posts of mine weren't questioning your credibility (I completely beleive you actually), they were just there to add stupid humor.
The whole mock-situation post was just there because I thought it was funny having a DS and PSP presentation for employees in a party atmosphere. I'm positive this happens all the time at major companies and doesn't suprise me but it still strikes me as rather humorous.
The "6 year old homeless girl" post was actually supposed to prove the point of how ridiculous people get with their "I don't beleive you" demands. You were pointing that out by offering a "faxed drawing" and I thought to add some craziness by making additional demands in order for me to beleive you.