Lest we forget; A reminder why Family Guy is the best animated show ever

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goddamit, Griese!
Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.
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Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
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Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
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Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
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Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.
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Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day?
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Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
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Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
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Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like a Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?
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I think that's sufficient for now. Feel free to add your own!
 
My all-time favorite:

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
 
One of my favs:

Woman: I think you've had enough.
Brian (drunk): I...I think you're wrong, you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know...you're really pretty.
Woman: Oh stop.
Brian: No, I'm serious. You could...you could be in magazines....you COULD! And not just like "Jugs" or "Creamcicle."
(woman gets up and leaves)
Brian: Call me!
(Brian quickly turns to bartender)
Brian: She won't call.

:lol :lol
 
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
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The only FG quote that ever made me laugh.

/Hater.
 
This thread is just going to be postings of the entire series so we can save ourselves some trouble and just go watch the DVDs again.
 
Lois: Peter, you're drunk!
Peter: No I'm not, I'm just exhausted from staying up all night drinking.
 
Peter (drunk): This comic sucks! He...he couldn't make me laugh even if I was laughing my ass off and he was makin me do it.
 
impirius said:
My all-time favorite:

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
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:lol

Not my all time favorite, but definately, top 5...:lol
 
Lois : "Peter, you've been wearing that foam cowboy hat for 8 months, please, for your family, take it off!"
PeteR : "Hey, I can take off this hat any time I want to... I just don't want to. GET AWAY!!"
 
Did anyone see Michael Moore in Jay Leno a week ago?

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Coincidence? I think not.
 
:lol

Has anyone listened to all the commentary. I can't stop looking at their tongues, especially Peter's. :lol

The way it just randomly looks like it clicks...:lol
 
Futurama +1 :

Professor: "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

Fry: "It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip."

Zoidberg - "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain."
(Fry opens his mouth)
Zoidberg - "No, not that mouth, the other one."
Fry - "Er.. I only have one."
Zoidberg (Facinated) - "Really?.."
Fry - "Could I see a human doctor?"
Zoidberg - "Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now open your mouth and say, 'Vvrrooddd-diii-dooo-ddii-dddooiih!!'"
Fry - "ahem.. 'Vrro-diii-doo-dii-diii-ddddoo!!' '"
Zoidberg - "WHAT?? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! GET OUT!!!"
 
The best Futurama quote is from the professor when he's actually telling the truth and trying to convince someone that he's telling the truth, while Fry doesn't want the person to know (whatever it is).

<Fry> Oh, don't listen to him, he's just my crazy old grandfather.

<Professor> I'm not your grandfather! You're my uncle! FROM THE YEAR 2000!

<Fry> oookay grandpa... *motions the "cuckoo" sign*
 
Professor Farnsworth: Excellent. This will give me a chance to try out my latest invention - these pressure pills.

Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that.

Professor Farnsworth: Well, then good news. It's a suppository.



Best Futurama quote EVER.
 
Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

I think it's the line after this that makes that part.
 
xsarien said:
Professor Farnsworth: Excellent. This will give me a chance to try out my latest invention - these pressure pills.

Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that.

Professor Farnsworth: Well, then good news. It's a suppository.



Best Futurama quote EVER.
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Hehe and later on when the mermen gave him a breather...

Farnsworth: "This is unconfortable and humiliating! Now, if they could put it the form of a suppository..."
 
After Joe can't go in the Brewery the ompa lompa, or whatever they're called, song:

chumba womba gobbledy goo life isn't fair it's sad but it's true
chumba womba gobbledy gee when your poor legs are stiff as a tree

what do you do when your stuck in a chair
finding it hard to go up and down stairs
what do you think of the one you call god
isn't his absence slight-ly-odd...maybe he's forgoten you

chumba womba gobbledy gorse count yourself lucky your not a horse
they would turn you into dog food or to chumba womba gobbledy glue
 
spliced said:
After Joe can't go in the Brewery the ompa lompa, or whatever they're called, song:

chumba womba gobbledy goo life isn't fair it's sad but it's true
chumba womba gobbledy gee when your poor legs are stiff as a tree

what do you do when your stuck in a chair
finding it hard to go up and down stairs
what do you think of the one you call god
isn't his absence slight-ly-odd...maybe he's forgoten you

chumba womba gobbledy gorse count yourself lucky your not a horse
they would turn you into dog food or to chumba womba gobbledy glue
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Holy shit :lol

This is my favorite animated show of all time too. I just got the first two seasons on DVD, can't wait to watch some commentary.
 
The best line ever.. dont have the exact quote.

Meg: How do I look in my new glasses?
Stewie: Lets put it this way, there is a painting in an attic somewhere the keeps getting prettier.
 
StoOgE said:
The best line ever.. dont have the exact quote.

Meg: How do I look in my new glasses?
Stewie: Lets put it this way, there is a painting in an attic somewhere the keeps getting prettier.
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Man, I gotta remember that one...
 
spliced said:
After Joe can't go in the Brewery the ompa lompa, or whatever they're called, song:

chumba womba gobbledy goo life isn't fair it's sad but it's true
chumba womba gobbledy gee when your poor legs are stiff as a tree

what do you do when your stuck in a chair
finding it hard to go up and down stairs
what do you think of the one you call god
isn't his absence slight-ly-odd...maybe he's forgoten you

chumba womba gobbledy gorse count yourself lucky your not a horse
they would turn you into dog food or to chumba womba gobbledy glue
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:lol :lol :lol :lol oh man
 
I think it's more like:

Meg: How do I look in my new glasses?
Stewie: Lets put it this way, somewhere there is a picture of you getting prettier.
 
it's:

Meg: How do I look in my new glasses?
Stewie: Hmmm, let me see. Somewhere in an attic there's a
portrait of you getting prettier.
 
One of my favorites from the episode where they have to join the witness protection program and get sent to Hickville, USA:

Chris: I'll be sure to write you, Sam.
Sam: And I'll be sure to learn to read.
 
Family Guy > All

I have all 3 seasons on dvd and someone on here posted amazon selling family guy toys when they were 10 dollars each and bought all 6. Now Chris and Lois run for 20 each.

favorite moment

*after Sex*
social worker: Quagmire, I have a question for you. What do you do?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too! Why are you still here?!
 
Poody said:
Family Guy > All

I have all 3 seasons on dvd and someone on here posted amazon selling family guy toys when they were 10 dollars each and bought all 6. Now Chris and Lois run for 20 each.

favorite moment

*after Sex*
social worker: Quagmire, I have a question for you. What do you do?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too! Why are you still here?!
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*Quagmire walks into bathroom stall where Stewie tied up cheerleader*
JACKPOT!
 
Chris: "Hey Meg, guess what word Im thinking of. And its not kittie."

Several respnses later..

Chris: "It was kittie. AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA"

Also quagmires.

"Fat chicks need love to, but they have to pay for it"
 
My favorite quote from Family Guy is:
Peter and Chris are sitting in a synogogue. Optimus Prime rolls in. Transforms from car to robot, in complete Jewish clothing.
Peter: "Optimus Prime, I didn't know you were Jewish!"
 
Poody said:
Family Guy > All

I have all 3 seasons on dvd and someone on here posted amazon selling family guy toys when they were 10 dollars each and bought all 6. Now Chris and Lois run for 20 each.

favorite moment

*after Sex*
social worker: Quagmire, I have a question for you. What do you do?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too! Why are you still here?!
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:lol YES! The funniest is on the DVD where Seth McFarlane is talking about the show (disc 3, season 3) where he redoes it. :lol I don't know why but the way he sets it up and the way it's show...:lol I was cracking up so bad.
 
i cant quote the shit word for word, but i think hands down the funniest FG bit was when peter turned feminin and was at the million man march... "its because of people like you (points to black crowd) that there is so much violence in the world"

feel free to post the actual quote... i'm sure i butchered it :P
 
Chris: "Hey Meg, guess what word Im thinking of. And its not kittie."

Several respnses later..

Chris: "It was kittie. AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA"
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Oh, oh, and at the end of the episode when he does it again, and she responds "Kitty," and he shrieks "GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEADD!!" That was on tonight, actually. Love it.
 
Ironclad_Ninja said:
My favorite quote from Family Guy is:
Peter and Chris are sitting in a synogogue. Optimus Prime rolls in. Transforms from car to robot, in complete Jewish clothing.
Peter: "Optimus Prime, I didn't know you were Jewish!"
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:lol

I haven't seen a lot of the epsiodes. I must buy the DVDs.
 
Maybe it’s because we just had a kid. But the funniest moment for me was on the episode where Peter gets in touch with his feminine side and tries to breast feed Stewie. The look of horror on Stewie’s face when he realizes what’s going on had me & the mrs on the floor for five minutes. Up until then she didn't really care for the show.
 
Xenon said:
Maybe it’s because we just had a kid. But the funniest moment for me was on the episode where Peter gets in touch with his feminine side and tries to breast feed Stewie. The look of horror on Stewie’s face when he realizes what’s going on had me & the mrs on the floor for five minutes. Up until then she didn't really care for the show.
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:lol reminds me of that episode fore fathers. When Chris hangs out with Quagmire to see what his life's like. After chasing the UPS girl from his house, he see chris depressed b/c peter wasn't spending enough time with him and Quagmire tells Chris, "At least you have a dad, when I was growing it up it was just me and my mom." Then flashes back to baby Quagmire crying to get some milk from his mom. "Olright"
 
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