Lest we forget; A reminder why Family Guy is the best animated show ever

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last i heard the new one's are gonna air summer 2005.

McFarline is also workin on another show "American Dad" which I hope doesnt distract from the Family Guy experience.
 
Stewie: ::in a bath of blood:: This is delightful! It's like someone stabbed Mr. Bubbles!

Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh...like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

Stewie: No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL YOU.

Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Girl: MOM!
Quagmire: I like where this is going!

Futurama:

Fry: So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
Professor: You wish. You're in Los Angeles.
Fry: But there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.
Leela: Exactly. You're in L.A.
Fry: But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
Bender: That's L.A. for you.
Fry: But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.
Bender: He just won't stop with the social commentary.
Fry: And the people are all phonies. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it...

Leela: I... have to tell... must... important... something...
Fry: Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. You're going a mile a minute.

Leela: It does seem like Jamaica would be able to field a strong limbo team without you.
Amy: Yeah! Isn't that basically all Jamaicans do?
Hermes: Jamaicans have other interests! Which is why the limbo team got detained at the airport.

Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

Fry: Now he's trapped in a book I wrote, a crummy world of spelling errors and plot holes.
Giant brain: The big brain am winning again! I am the GREETEST! Now I am leaving Earth for NO RAISIN!
 
Futurama kicks FG's ass. Anyway...

Peter: "... and i gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez"
Random guy: "That's nothing to be proud of!"
Peter: "Don't be stupiiiiid... She talk good and everything!"

I love that part where Joe's crying about being worthless at the bar and everyone slips out.

Oh and "D..Do I have to conduct with my penis?"
 
THe best family guy ever

*Peter is at a job interview*
Boss: "So where do you see yourself in 5 years"
*Peter looks at a portrait of the boss and his family*
Peter: (in his head)"Dont say doin your wife, dont say doin your wife"
Peter: " Doin..yer..uh...son.
 
Family Guy is amazing but I just can't remember any quotes.


Futurama:

*Fry Gets Arrested, tries to pick his nose with cuffs on
Cop: He's trying to escape, get him!
Fry: No, I was just trying to pick my nose...
Cop: He's picking his nose, get him!




-SB
 
Can't wait for new series.

Family Guy just beats futurama for me but futurama could be so smart sometimes sad + funny in one episode. Like Fry and his brother episode and the dog one.
 
First off, saying something is the absolute best of anything is dumb (though we all do it at times, even me).

Also, sorry but Futurama is much better than Family Guy. It's simply funnier, smarter, and sophisticated. They can tell a joke with subtlety, whereas Funny Guy has to everything down your throat. I used to hate Family Guy with a passion, but now after watching it, I realize it's more than just a collection of random pop culture references. But not much more sadly.
 
Another Family Guy Classic:

Peter: There's nothing these kids learn at school that they couldn't learn on the street
*Cuts*
Guy on Street #2: It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?
Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?
Guy On Street #2: Depends if he stops to see his ho.
Guy on Street #1: That's what we call a "variable". *pats Guy #2's head*
 
The scene where Stewie is controlling Chris in that hardware store was funny.

Too lazy to type it up, though ;p
 
Gart said:
The scene where Stewie is controlling Chris in that hardware store was funny.

Too lazy to type it up, though ;p
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i'll try offhand...

stewie: good day shopkeep. i require a buzzsaw capable of sawing through a human sternum. it's for....oh, what in the devil do kids study these days...uh, latin class.
shopkeep: i can't sell you these tools
stewies: now listen here you yellow-bellied cod piece, allow me to purchase the provisions i require or i'll make your blue collar a red one and...who the deuce are you? no i don't have any spare change. where would i keep it, in my diaper? oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?

:lol :lol :lol :lol first time i saw that i almost died laughing
 
In the episode with the british dude who buys the bar-

Stewie : OKay,this is what you should sound like * plays a recording of a nice womenly voice and this is you * pushes the cow button on his animal toy MOOOO

Black to the future

The chicken sequence "chicken.. huh huh huh.. gave me bad.. coupon * chicken attacks peter from behind"



Futurama is definetly the better show, it's more complete and watchable , family guy is basically what simpsons is trying to be nowadays, and it does it much better.

My all time favorite Futurama quote is - Fry- "belch, I used to drink 35 cans of coke a week.. right up until my 3rd heart attack". It's also from the 1st seasons best episode, the slurm factory. Billy West is fantastic in that show, it's that simple, the guy does Fry , Farnsworth, Zap Rannigan, Nixons head and a good 3rd of the bit characters.
 
demon said:
The scene that made me a Family Guy fan back in the summer of 2000:

http://etisnomad.com/familyguy/quahog-pest-control.html
'You think I'd miss this party?'
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which episode was this again? That was awesome. Oh, and right now my brain's dead but Futurama is the smarter, more subtle, and complete show. And some of the dialogue is just fantastic. I can't remember but one had me rolling from the first season. One of Fry's random blurts. Yep.. brain's not even functioning *sigh*
 
I hate how they left out some scenes in the Family Guy DVDs.

In one episode Stewie and Brian go through a metal detector, and Stewie tries to create a diversion to avoid the screener from looking at the monitor and seeing a weapon in his bag. To create the diversion he dances to get their attention. Once his bag is through and he starts to walk away he makes a comment about how he'd like to see Osama Bin Laden get away with that. Then they show Osama Bin Laden dancing for the guards as a distraction
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There are others...

Those bastards.
 
luxsol said:
I hate how they left out some scenes in the Family Guy DVDs.



There are others...

Those bastards.
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:lol

I got a tape of that episodes from when it originally aired. I can't recall the song Stewie sang, but Osama busts out from Chorus Line :lol

"God I hope I get it! I hope I get it! How many people does he need? HOw many boys, how many girls?"

My favorite bit:

Brain: Well...I think I may be in love.
Peter: Oh my God! *beat* You can talk!
Brain: .... nevermind.
 
didn't that episode with the Osama joke air pre 9/11?

What other scenes were left out of the dvd?
 
levious said:
didn't that episode with the Osama joke air pre 9/11?

What other scenes were left out of the dvd?
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Dunno.

They changed a scene where it had George Bush and the WTC buildings in a card or something...
 
Rorschach said:
Mayor: Oh no, it's the real Santa! Save me, Jesus!
Zoidberg Jesus: I help those who help themselves! *runs away*
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Mayor: None of you are really Santa! How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!
 
luxsol said:
Dunno.

They changed a scene where it had George Bush and the WTC buildings in a card or something...
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Here's the info on that:

During the musical number on the FOX version, one of the tarot cards was changed from George W. Bush to Jerry Springer. Also the World Trade Center towers were digitally removed after 9/11. Both of these deleted parts have been shown on Cartoon Network.
In the Canadian version of this ep the infamous taort card shows GW Bush drinking out of a beer bong so: US FOX VERSION: Tarot Card is The Jerry Springer Show CANADA(and possibly UK): Card is GW BUSH


I can indeed confirm that the Bush beer bong part airs in Canada on Teletoon.
 
Cut out Family Guy time.

Chris at the zoo
"Hello Mr Gorilla."
The monkey goes 'ooh ooh ooh oooh oooh'
"Chris Griffin."
'ooh ooh ooh oooh oooh'
"The 8th grade"
'ooh ooh ooh oooh oooh'
"But he's the president."
'OOH! O OOH OOHOOHH!!!'
"NO! I WON'T KILL FOR YOU!!"
 
I need to know which episode this is from, god this is hilarious :lol

Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.
 
Now I really must go watch that Freaking Sweet DVD I got for Christmas. Those new episodes cannot come fast enough!
 
Family Guy: The Freakin' Sweet Collection
Five episodes hand-picked by Seth MacFarlane: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (never aired on network TV), Road to Rhode Island (original restored/uncensored episode never before available on DVD), To Love and Die in Dixie, I Am Peter Hear Me Roar, Lethal Weapons

"In addition to the restoration of a previously censored gag involving Osama Bin Laden in "Rhode Island," what does this collection bring to the party for the Family Guy fan who has everything? Four new episode commentaries, the best of which features MacFarlane in character as chain-smoking, martini swilling, talking dog Brian, and megalomaniacal infant Stewie for "Rhode Island." There is also an interview with MacFarlane about why he chose these episodes, and a fitfully amusing sneak peak at MacFarlane's new series, American Dad."
 
Yeah, I got the Freakin Sweet DVD for Christmas (even though I asked for Seasons 1/2/3, heh). American Dad doesn't look bad, as it pretty much seemed like it was pitted in the Family Guy universe. I think of it as a family that lives on Peter's block. Talking pet, two stereotypically awkward kids, etc. It has potential, but I'm looking forward to Family Guy much more. Also, best FG quote ever;

<Interview> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

<Peter's Brain> Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife...

<Peter> Uh... doing your...

*looks at a picture on the desk of the interviewer's family at the beach*

<Peter> ...son!

<Interviewer> *priceless reaction*
 
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