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[isamu]

Life has sucked ever since:

A)The Arsenio Hall Show ended
B)80's bands ended
C)In Living Color ended
D)The HYIPs I were invested in collapsed
E)Richard Blade left KR0Q
F)Alan Wilder left Depeche Mode
G)The last true Ridge Racer console game
F)Death of Sega as we knew it(Genny, DC)

 

[Socreges]

I need a wonderful girl that I can love to fall in my lap. I deserve such luck. Then everything will be right in the world.

 

[Meier]

Well for what it's worth, my life is going fantastic right about now. Will be even better on July 6th when my girlfriend gets back to the States.

 

[Boogie]

I need a wonderful girl that I can love to fall in my lap. I deserve such luck. Then everything will be right in the world.

Damn strai...wait a minute, your satirical ways cannot fool me, Socreges!

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Life would be great IF and only if I did not have to share this planet with crazies.

 

[Drozmight]

Meh, yeah. I've been in a huge slump lately. Nothing seems to be working out.

Oh well. That's why we invented beer.

 

[DCX]

Meh, yeah. I've been in a huge slump lately. Nothing seems to be working out.

Oh well. That's why we invented beer.

I don't understand drinking...the goal is to get smashed and sick correct? That is just stupid, i see getting high...the imediate adverse effect is munchies

DCX

 

[demi]

From the lips to the hips, DCX

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[DCX]

Feel the love everyone, feel it, believe it...GAF is alive with pride!

DCX

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I don't understand drinking...the goal is to get smashed and sick correct? That is just stupid, i see getting high...the imediate adverse effect is munchies

DCX

huh, what?


oh munchies, carry on.

 

[Drozmight]

I don't understand drinking...the goal is to get smashed and sick correct? That is just stupid, i see getting high...the imediate adverse effect is munchies

DCX

Getting high is better, but beer/liquor is just more readily available. You can't beat the munchies though. I never drink that much though, just until I'm buzzed.

 

[MoxManiac]

Less talk about beer, more talk about how much life sucks.

 

[DCX]

What's better, knowing your role in life and fulling it no matter how shitty it may be, or aimlessly going through life never knowing your purpose?

DCX

 

[demi]

I had a fortune cookie today that said the following

You are one of the people who will go places in life

Those Chinese are so full of it

And I'm less of it since I had to use the restroom shortly after eating it








DCX: The second one

 

[fugimax]

Take a calligraphy class. Find peace in the details.

That is all.

 

[DCX]

I had a fortune cookie today that said the following

You are one of the people who will go places in life

Those Chinese are so full of it

And I'm less of it since I had to use the restroom shortly after eating it








DCX: The second one

:lol

You continue to impress me Top 5 best friends evar!!

DCX

 

[Boogie]

:lol

You continue to impress me Top 5 best friends evar!!

DCX

demi one of your top 5 friends? Dude, your life does suck

 

[demon]

demi one of your top 5 friends? Dude, your life does suck

top..5................... I better not talk....

 

[demi]

:lol

You continue to impress me Top 5 best friends evar!!

DCX

Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

Ooh I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
You're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

I'm happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh you're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
Oh you're my best friend

 

[White Man]

Getting high doesn't enable morbid depression. Thus, drinking is better.

 

[DCX]

Getting high doesn't enable morbid depression. Thus, drinking is better.

Hmmm...so the goal is to get depressed? I see...

DCX

 

[Docpan]

Stop talking about wanting to change things in your life... and do it.

Now.

The only thing keeping you from happiness is yourself. Do something about it. I speak from experience.

 

[Boogie]

Stop talking about wanting to change things in your life... and do it.

Now.

The only thing keeping you from happiness is yourself. Do something about it. I speak from experience.

I also speak from experience: This doesn't always work

 

[White Man]

I also speak from experience: This doesn't always work

I also speak from experience: Drink more. And grow a big devilock.

 

[The Shadow]

I also speak from experience: This doesn't always work

Yeah.

There's always someone who has the answer to life's problems and it's always incredibly simple, as if everyone's problems were so easily fixed.

 

[Diablos]

All the kids talk about drinking with pills. I don't get it. That's a real good way to fuck yourself up beyond repair.

 

[demi]

I am your answer, DCX.

 

[Boogie]

I also speak from experience: Drink more. And grow a big devilock.

I don't trust your experience. And what the hell is a devilock?

 

[demon]

I also speak from experience: This doesn't always work

No shit. "THE ONLY ROADBLOCK BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR DREAMS...IS YOU!" (why did I imagine that in an Arnie-like austrian accent?) is sometimes utter bullshit. And even if "you" are the only problem, sometimes that's a pretty big, difficult problem to work around. I suppose it is the best mindset to have, though. And if it's just not working even if you're giving your all, maybe try something totally different in life. Deep down I know that's what I need to do, I just don't know what the fuck that is, and I'm kinda tied down by credit card debts and whatnot at the moment.

And what the hell is a devilock?

Pubic hair sideburns, I believe.

 

[demi]

I don't trust your experience. And what the hell is a devilock?

 

[demon]

Japanese symbols growing out of your shoulders?

 

[Boogie]

Pubic hair sideburns, I believe.

I would have been perfectly satisfied living my life without knowing that. My fault for asking.

 

[White Man]

All the kids talk about drinking with pills. I don't get it. That's a real good way to fuck yourself up beyond repair.

I think I turned out just fine.

I don't trust your experience. And what the hell is a devilock?

The hairstyle on Danzig (in the middle). See also the duder in Foreign Jackass's avatar.

 

[Boogie]

Okay, but still. This is why it'd be a helluva bad idea to bother listening to advice from your experience

 

[Incognito]

Hey! Life could always be worse! You could be dying!

:lol :lol

 

[Boogie]

Hey! Life could always be worse! You could be dying!

:lol :lol

Oh suuuuure, play the "I'm dying" card.

 

[tetsuoxb]

Well for what it's worth, my life is going fantastic right about now. Will be even better on July 6th when my girlfriend gets back to the States.

Im with you... things are fan-fucking-tastic.

 

[The Shadow]

Hey! Life could always be worse! You could be dying!

:lol :lol

Technically speaking, we all are. Just at different rates.

 

[demon]

Technically speaking, we all are. Just at different rates.

 

[demi]

DCX I LOVE YOU

 

[Socreges]

Damn strai...wait a minute, your satirical ways cannot fool me, Socreges!

Haha, I was serious. We've made you too paranoid.

 

[Boogie]

Haha, I was serious. We've made you too paranoid.

:lol indeed. Ah well, best to err on the side of paranoia, I say, at least when you suspect people of mocking you.

But in this case, I would like to echo your previous statement then.

 

[Incognito]

Anyway, I was just fucking around with my comment. Didn't mean to put a damper on everyone's very real problems.

 

[Boogie]

Anyway, I was just fucking around with my comment. Didn't mean to put a damper on everyone's very real problems.

Naw, perspective is good.

 

[Rorschach]

Yeah, life sucks, but whatchagonnado?

 

[The Shadow]

You know what really sucks? Work has been so boring lately that I've considered getting a Nintendo DS. A fucking Nintendo DS.

 

[demi]

That's not boring at all, with Kirby DS out today.

 

[demon]

You know what really sucks? Work has been so boring lately that I've considered getting a Nintendo DS. A fucking Nintendo DS.

 

[DCX]

You know what really sucks? Work has been so boring lately that I've considered getting a Nintendo DS. A fucking Nintendo DS.

Ok you win...that is worse than me :lol

DCX