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[ManDudeChild]

http://www.eagames.com/official/defjam/fightforny/us/editorial.jsp?src=jhdiary2_page3

Lil' Kim is the quintessential bad girl, and the very embodiment of the word sex as it applies to the female form. Famous for her risqué outfits and in-your-face attitude, she was a perfect addition to the game.

The first thing I noticed about Kim is that she is really tiny. Smaller than I thought, like a perfectly proportioned miniature person. The other thing is that she's freaking gorgeous in person. When she first came in she was wearing no makeup whatsoever, and just sweats. On top of that, she was completely down to

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

 

[Funky Papa]

like a perfectly proportioned miniature person

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

 

[ManDudeChild]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My sentimonies exactly. Unless EA has access to some kind of bizarro world, I just don't understand them.

 

[Funky Papa]

Man, I knew that PR is a soul devoring job but not that it is also a mind fucker one.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Another choice bit

So we sat around talking music and video games, eating catered food. It was cool, just chilling out as a group while we waited for her makeup and hair to arrive.

Considering who he's talking about, I'm going to take that literally.

 

[Great Wasabi Man]

So we sat around talking music and video games, eating catered food. It was cool, just chilling out as a group while we waited for her makeup and hair to arrive.

eh?

 

[Trevelyon]

 

[shibbs]

Someone post that hit/no hit pic stat!

 

[DarienA]

The funniest thing is the game model looks better than her!

 

[Funky Papa]

Hey, she HAS to approve her model

 

[Deg]

EA: If its a licsence. Its pretty.

 

[firex]

Most importantly to me, Tupac says Lil Kim don't fuck around with real G's. So she just isn't good enough for DJV2.

 

[u_neek]

The funniest thing is the game model looks better than her!

Doesn't look like the real one at all...

 

[Cloudy]

Doesn't look like the real one at all...

That "thing" doesn't either lol

 

[garrickk]

I can't believe EA has a stupid employee. Damn them.

 

[Doth Togo]

This game is being marketed to the urban gangstaz who believe in bling above baby Jesus.

We will watch this game come and go in a matter of months.

 

[DarienA]

This game is being marketed to the urban gangstaz who believe in bling above baby Jesus.

We will watch this game come and go in a matter of months.

Yes because the first one certainly did... oh wait.... how is that any different than most wrestling games released in the US? Oh wait there is a difference.... it sells.... it and the Smackdown series are the only big selling wrestling titles... whether you like em or not.

 

[SolidSnakex]

This could be the first time where no one actually complains about the character model not looking like the person it was modeled after.

 

[PhatSaqs]

This chick might end up besting Jacko for most plastic surgery. Here's a recent pic.

 

[bishoptl]

I can't believe EA has a stupid employee. Damn them.

Hey, he's one of my best friends! Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Hey, he's one of my best friends! Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

Are you trying to say Lil Kim has a penis and did something horrible to the EA team?

 

[bishoptl]

Ye-No! I mean NO!

 

[mrmyth]

Ye-No! I mean NO!

I'll say it for you then, so you don't get in trouble.

Lil' Kim FEAUTA!

 

[Jumpman Jr.]

I like Lil' Kim, but let's be honest. She stopped being famous for her risqué outfits when she started appearing in Old Navy commericals. Maybe her unlockable costume could be a pair of draw-string cargo parts.

 

[Ranger X]

I don't know what game they are talking about. There's going to be a wrestling game with Lil Kim as a character in it?? the fuck zthat game? Celebrities Deathmatch or something?

 

[bishoptl]

http://www.eagames.com/official/defjam/fightforny/us/index.jsp

 

[Ranger X]

yerrrr... i stop reading after the title.

 

[Greekboy]

Bish needs to post that pic of her in that "Got Dick?" tee.

 

[Blackace]

http://www.eagames.com/official/defjam/fightforny/us/index.jsp

WC is looking like a bad mofo! Throwing up the dub!! yeeeaahhh

And why is Warren G in the game?

 

[ManDudeChild]

I like Lil' Kim, but let's be honest. She stopped being famous for her risqué outfits when she started appearing in Old Navy commericals. Maybe her unlockable costume could be a pair of draw-string cargo parts.

Um ... what?

 

[TheDiave]

Li'l Kim is one of those women I'd sleep with, but deny it up and down.