LOL you're not gonna believe what this guy is selling on ebay!

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Question from Mr.Rice: There is a J. Strauss who died in Orange County, CA on 23 MAR 1992. He had a Social Security number: 547-03-9163. In order to get the SS#, he said he was born on 25 APR 1906. But of course, he could have fabricated this birthdate to get the SS card. Could this be the JS Strauss that built your time machine?
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Now this is very interesting story. this very well could be the man who built the time machine. if anybody knows more about J Strauss of Orange County, CA please email me. thankyou
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Oh... my... gawd. The final bid was $647.59? i suck at teh eBay, obviously.
 
Apart from the humorous side of this, I wonder why we don't just throw together a bunch of scientists to try to invent a time machine, with the express provision that when they finish, they send it back in time to an hour after they gather so that they can just give the technology to themselves then. All they'd have to do is wait an hour and they'd have it. :D

On another note, since probably many hadn't seen it if they don't visit the gaming forum... Based on your avatar it seems you like the naughtier side of Peach. Here's somebody's gallery I found on deviantART a while ago who has quite a lot of fanart showing the other side of a lot of game characters:

(work unsafe)
 
I found the time machine in december of 2004 and I have tried to get it to work but I could not, I even called my best friend who has worked on cars, even he could not get it to work.
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I understand time travel and car repair are overlapping fields.
 
you know.. in my grandpa's old workshed he had all kinds of old shit that doesnt work anymore.. maybe someone will pay for that on ebay if I make up some stupid story..

anyone want a platic bucket with a broken handle full of rusted nails? Opening bid, 5 dollars... umm.. these nails were used to build Noah's ark.. or something.
 
I understand time travel and car repair are overlapping fields.
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I love the line:

"I know this time machine might be one of the most important discoveries of all time, but if I cant get the time machine to work, then its not worth that much to me, so that is why im selling it on ebay. Also I figured I could get a little extra money so I could finish remodeling my bathroom."

:lol
 
StoOgE said:
you know.. in my grandpa's old workshed he had all kinds of old shit that doesnt work anymore.. maybe someone will pay for that on ebay if I make up some stupid story..

anyone want a platic bucket with a broken handle full of rusted nails? Opening bid, 5 dollars... umm.. these nails were used to build Noah's ark.. or something.
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Oh don't be mad becasue you thought of it second. OR maybe you didn't and this is proof that the time machine works.
 
Q: if i buy this and go back in time with it and buy it agains will i have two, or will the first one disappear when i travel back in time, and if it doesn't i could just keep coming back, buying yours and stock pile a mountain of these things....to pay for an infinate number of these i would of course have to bring back the lotto numbers with me and use that money to keep buying these from you over and over again , i will keep getting more and more of these and you will only get paid once...that kind of sucks for you but i will be RICH

Answered on Mar-11-05
A: sounds like a great plan, good luck.
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:lol

BTW better Time Machines exist including:
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and
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and the classic...
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Q: I already won this machine two days from now and paid you. Can you ship it today? Thanks! Answered on Mar-10-05
A: we will wait a few days and see. but thanks for the fast payment!
Q: Are those USB ports on the front? Answered on Mar-10-05
A: what is USB?

:lol
 
demon said:
Q: I already won this machine two days from now and paid you. Can you ship it today? Thanks! Answered on Mar-10-05
A: we will wait a few days and see. but thanks for the fast payment!
Q: Are those USB ports on the front? Answered on Mar-10-05
A: what is USB?

:lol
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:lol

Oh and what about the one where guy was like "I figured out how the time machine works!!! If you stand by it for 24hrs straight, you will be one day into the future!!!!" :lol
 
Sumidor said:
Anyone else notice that Goldpalacecasino seems to be an Expos' fan?
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There used to be a giant GOLDENPALACE.COM ad in center field at Olympic Stadium.

if they are such big fans maybe they could've saved the money they spend on buying used breast implants or ad space on models and bought the team instead

for shame!
 
mightynine said:
Wasn't there a comedy sketch where someone sold canned air...no wait, it was Spaceballs!
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Um. No, it was the real world. They've been selling canned air from the top of the Eiffel Tower in the shop at the top of the Eiffel Tower for many, many years.
 
canned air is so overdone, what I should get is shower water from the womens bathroom at my dorm... what do you say we start the bidding at $50?
 
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