London 2012 Summer Olympics |OT3|

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kitch9

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LOL just saw an interview on BBC One with Nicola Adams that had some mad racist overtones.

They brought her into a really posh tea room with this old white guy and he said to her "You can eat whatever you like now!"

yeah I'm reading too much into it, but it was funny as fuck

I don't know if you know that fighters of all types usually have to fast like hell to hit their target weight prior to a fight.

There was nothing to read into the comment.
 
So we repeated our shit Beijing performance + 1 Silver.

Hopefully some bizarre miracle happens between today and 2016 so that our "best" athletes stop sucking.



Yes, losing during a generational transition is normal. Getting wrecked for three sets in a row after two match points, on the other hand, isn't. Under any circumstances.

We shouldn't be rewarded for not investing, for not trying to produce athletes. Most brazilian don't even care about olympic sports, and when the olympics came around, they just expect us to win things.

They should continue to suck, because assholes like Nuzman and the whole government think that there's no lack of incentive or budget... right... as long as we do things this way, we will continue to suck in the olympics just like all other south american countries who do the same thing.
 

Brazil

Living in the shadow of Amaz
We shouldn't be rewarded for not investing, for not trying to produce athletes. Most brazilian don't even care about olympic sports, and when the olympics came around, they just expect us to win things.

They should continue to suck, because assholes like Nuzman and the whole government think that there's no lack of incentive or budget... right... as long as we do things this way, we will continue to suck in the olympics just like all other south american countries who do the same thing.

You're absolutely right.

And just like everything else that's wrong with this country, I don't see this changing anytime soon.

Oh well.
 

SyNapSe

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Marc Gasol gets so outraged at every foul. On that last one, he is literally holding love down with his left hand on Love's shoulder as he swats the ball with his right.
 

Zaph

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Can somebody explain the basketball nonsense? BBC commentators are praising the US team for playing on despite something...?
 

Brinbe

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Did I just see someone on the USA bench showing two fingers at that Spanish guy in slo-mo?

Doubt it matters how you think it does, that gesture doesn't have any obscene meaning in NA.

And I expect the US to go on a run to put this away in the 2nd half, like they've done with every other close game they've had so far.
 

LTWheels

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Rest of the world ain't even trying right now. ;)

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Hige

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Do the Czechs not have anything else to wear to medal ceremonies? The guy that won gold in mountain biking was wearing the blue wellies from the parade of nations. lol
 
Waddell has died :(


Darts will never be the same.


Awesome Sid quotes:

“Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow.”
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.”
“That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!”
“He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed”
“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter”
“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
“Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.”
“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline”
“Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out”
“His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry ch.affinch”
“That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”
“It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia.”
“His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna.”
“He's as cool as a prized marrow!”
“Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.”
“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”
“The pendulum swinging back and forth like a metronome”
“His face is sagging with tension.”
“The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board.”
“He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
“That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank”
“As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.”
“He is as slick as minestrone soup”
“There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.”
“The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!”
“This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.”
“John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians”
“When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror”
“By the time of the final on Sunday he should be fit to burst!”
“There's only one word for that - magic darts!”
“Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!”
“I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap, Crackle and Pop outta Bristow”
“Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles”
“Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.”
“If you're round your auntie's tonight, tell her to stop making the cookie's and come thru to the living room and watch these two amazing athletes beat the proverbial house out of each other”
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
“Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in Essex.”
“If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.”
“He's playing out of his pie crust.”
“They won't just have to play outta their skin to beat Phil Taylor. They'll have to play outta their essence!”
“Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”
“There's no one quicker than these two tungsten tossers... ”
“Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George is like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
“He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league”
“Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!”
“The atmosphere is a cross between the Munich Beer Festival and the Coliseum when the Christians were on the menu.”
“Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!”
“He's like D'Artagnan at the scissor factory.”
“Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis”
 

Pollux

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Seriously WTF is going on with international officiating. The rest of the world needs to just fuck off or get with NBA rules.
 
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