London mayor Livingstone in no rush to flush

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Urine makes for a good mouthwash as well. It's totally underrated stuff.
 
This from the man who put a fucking tax to travel in and out of London (by road), raised public transport prices almost 200% in less than 2 years (hmm, strange correlation there).

But still, there's some truth to what he says. Maybe I'll just unzip in the garden tomorrow.
 
Dedalus said:
This from the man who put a fucking tax to travel in and out of London (by road), raised public transport prices almost 200% in less than 2 years (hmm, strange correlation there).

Uhhh.. what does urination have to do with travel? The "This from the man..." start to your sentence would have made sense if maybe he'd said something about how wrong it is to raise public transport prices or something.

And 200%? Just buy a fucking oyster card already ;)
 
Oyster Cards need to start working on overground trains before they can really attempt to try to get everyone to have one. I understand why they don't yet, but i'm not risking a £20 fine whenever i use overground when an oyster should be valid.

London travel really has jumped up stupidly for cost, and it was hardly cheap to begin with, and outside of slightly more regular busses on some (mostly bad) routes, i've noticed no improvement.
 
SFA_AOK said:
Uhhh.. what does urination have to do with travel? The "This from the man..." start to your sentence would have made sense if maybe he'd said something about how wrong it is to raise public transport prices or something.

And 200%? Just buy a fucking oyster card already ;)


"This from the man.." as in, this is the same guy who's basically dicked Londoners around ever since he's become mayor. Why the hell are we going to take him seriousoly on something like this based on his track record?

It hurts when I have to explain something simple like that :(

Yes I have an Oyster, it's a wonderful thing.
 
Good day to release this story...its like a million degrees in london today..wtf?


Livingstone has to promote this conservation stuff because the only other alternative to stop london running out of water before 2020(a new resevoir should be ready by then) is a desalination plant, something he's vowed to fight on Climate change grounds.

Mind you by the time we run out of water, sea levels will be high enough that one flash flood will fill half of the city with sewage, so not enough liquids will probably be the last of londoners worries.
 
"The experiment in my home, which is now into its second year, has been a success. We continues with it right through the summer and never once did a great bluebottle come into the bathroom.

What does this mean?
 
catfish said:
What does this mean?


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MrPing1000 said:
blue bottle is a big ass blueish coloured fly

ah, I know it as blowfly. A bluebottle is one of these evil fuckers

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MrPing1000 said:
wtf is that
a blue bottle! hurts bad if you step on one. It's a type of jellyfish. The bane of 11 year olds at the beach.
 
Ermmmmm not flushing your toilet for that long will surely create quite a disgusting smell? Sorry but I'm just not doing it..... I'm saving water by filling my baths to a lower level if it helps though. *shrug*
 
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