The Take Out Bandit
Member
My eyes are fuxxored!
It's been four years since I've had a check up, and it's at the point now - where if you have never worn glasses, or your eyes aren't bad enough to relate, that I'm experiencing those lovely debilitating migraines which can only be remedied by vomitting, passing out, or vomitting then passing out, or passing out then vomitting. Just about every other god damned day. In summary - it's awful and fucking sucks.
My employer offers voluntary health coverage through Aflac, but I haven't been there long enough to sign up; and checking the Aflac website doesn't appear to have any information on vision coverage packages.
I can't afford to just go to Eye Masters tomorrow afternoon and pay for an eye exam, lenses, and frames.
I tried Google for several various takes on "vision / optical / eyesight" and "low income" to no avail, so I turn to you now GAF - I need some suggestions before I have to start mugging old ladies, or better yet - murdering the drug dealers and pimps that are invading my neighborhood; and use their filthy god damned money to fund my eye care.
Now if you don't mind - I'm gonna go spew pancakes.
It's been four years since I've had a check up, and it's at the point now - where if you have never worn glasses, or your eyes aren't bad enough to relate, that I'm experiencing those lovely debilitating migraines which can only be remedied by vomitting, passing out, or vomitting then passing out, or passing out then vomitting. Just about every other god damned day. In summary - it's awful and fucking sucks.
My employer offers voluntary health coverage through Aflac, but I haven't been there long enough to sign up; and checking the Aflac website doesn't appear to have any information on vision coverage packages.
I can't afford to just go to Eye Masters tomorrow afternoon and pay for an eye exam, lenses, and frames.
I tried Google for several various takes on "vision / optical / eyesight" and "low income" to no avail, so I turn to you now GAF - I need some suggestions before I have to start mugging old ladies, or better yet - murdering the drug dealers and pimps that are invading my neighborhood; and use their filthy god damned money to fund my eye care.
Now if you don't mind - I'm gonna go spew pancakes.